if you think about it, jeff probst was cursed to be a forever GM

On this day 14 years ago, an anonymous 4chan user posted a RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 thread showing a 30,696-foot coaster that took four in-game years to finish, complete with riders screaming “I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride” and a looping exit where “the ride never ends.” youtu.be/y3lANHeZey0

hockey #heatedrivalry

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford. It’s about priorities.

the amount of good ms. rachel puts out into the world is immeasurable. she is so much closer to something divine than many men who claim to be holy.

I fear that cowboy vi arcane is an absolutely mega cunty slay on my part

@yaboimanj.bsky.social by circumstance my online friend happened to be at your random dance panel today!! 🥹

maybe the funniest guy on the internet

which steel ball run man will i be obsessed with? place your bets (im totally forgetting the third guy's name rn. johnny, diego and The Hat Man)

Vax'ildan boy 💫 I started this in 2024 when s3 of LoVM came out, glad I finished it before s4 😶‍🌫️ #criticalrole #voxmachina #art

my ramen underwhelmed me (it's been a week i needed a treat) BUT the seven takoyaki were worth it

Michael B. Jordan is the first Oscar winner who might plausibly have made AMVs at one point in his life

Are you a trans person in the US looking to relocate from a high-risk state to a lower risk state? Did you know there’s a $10,000 no-interest loan you can apply for to help you do that? Link here and more info in thread below hfls.org/move-to-thri...

actual footage of me getting to chimkin fallin scene (i watched anime on a school night please clap)

Even if AI could write a novel what problem has been solved? The problem of knowing what you’re reading was written by another person? Who loves reading novels but hates the part where your mind briefly and mysteriously touched another?

fo his week’s My Time Back, i wrote about @dannyfunt.bsky.social ‘s Everybody Loses, why i think it’s the most important sports book this decade, my own gambling addiction, and why i’m glad it was an illegal bookie who got their hooks in me mytimeback.beehiiv.com/p/everybody-...

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

"hey digimon" and they are monster friends to the boys and girls 😭😭😭😭 #digimon #myart

today's breakfast & watch because nick asked how far i had gotten in sailor moon and. i had left the show paused in the middle of an episode 😭

The White House shitter account posted a pro-iran war propaganda video that included clips of the yugioh anime, so I figure this is a good time to remind everyone that Kazuki Takahashi was staunchly anti-war and he died a hero, unlike any american in Iran right now.

my beloved trans community: do you feel like you transitioned late? (whatever that means to you!) if so, I'd love to hear from you for an essay I'm working on 🙏 🐛 forms.gle/AMd8zWnWvEro...

My first ever page of #criticalrole #voxmachina fanarts with some of my faves ♥️ #Gilmore and the way Matt Mercer plays him will forever be carved in my mind as the most fabulous character ever ! #percivalfredricksteinvonmuselklossowskideroloiii #vaxildan #vexalia #keyleth

flowers of ill blossoms 🥀🖤 #dndoc #ocsky #dndart

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

Serebii Update: The new starter Pokémon have been revealedL Browt Pombon and Gecqua serebii.net

On the ideals of the Olympics, the fiction of hockey romance, and the real world: defector.com/the-u-s-hock...

Holy shit this piece is incredible, like the kind of thing that makes me jealous I didn’t write it and feel lucky that I get to read it defector.com/the-sufferin...

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

finally playing PoGo again but why are the weekly group challenges either "hatch one egg" or Kill God

EAT YOUR VEGATABLES, YUGI-BOY

like she really is That Girl #AlysaLiu

see that's that bullshit a tic is involuntary, but BAFTA not saying anything to Delroy Lindo and Michael B. Jordan afterwards is a choice

A water type pikachu convergent based on pikachu nudibranch.

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

i took my patriotism mfing seriously today 🏒🏅

lesbians > desbiens imo

It seems nuts to me that CNN has partnered with an online gambling site (Kalshi) and hypes their betting lines as “news” to report.

this song started playing in the Uber last night (but it was part of an actual song??) and i felt insane for clocking it youtu.be/DTfBIMK8JZ4

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

fine, you want the butcher? come on #ironlung

Media moved on because for one hour Trump pinky-swore he was going to do his genocide in a nicer way, and every day since the people in Minnesota are showing us it looks like a war zone

not seen it yet but mark you're amazing 🩸 #ironlung

sigh

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

❝I take it you're here to talk some sort of deal? Better make it worth my time.❞ character: corbeau ポケモンZA / カラスバ cos: meeee #lemcos photographer: @amiephotos.bsky.social

Bad Bunny 💛🔥

do any oomfs want a Neopets blind box plushie from Gongcha? (I'm going after work today)

2.5 years of work and she is. DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏰💃💙💛✨️

Cases in point What's the point of handing over sensitive information to incompetent people. that's literally online safety 101