CAT CAT I MEANT CAT JESUS WEPT

five whole minutes of josh johnson precisely condensing the way late capital really operates, where profits actually come from, and how entitlements are exactly that—workers, consumers and citizens getting their own wage labor back. you already know he's impressive but this gives me the will to live

me: [wakes up] me: [lying there, eyes still closed, car asleep on me] my brain: hey brain: hey guess what brain: okay fine i’ll tell you brain: here’s a list of everything you were wrong about in yesterday’s lecture brain: 1. wilde’s first libel trial was in 1895 not 1898 me: oh my god brain: I KNOW

This is how I stay hydrated too.

area woman reenacts onion headline

the sexual tension between a neurodivergent girl and the involuntary audible sound of sheer relief she makes when she finally manages to change the interface to FUCKING DARK MODE, FINALLY, JESUS CRISP

IS IT TRUE

i'm in love with her guys

oh no that one bts jitd clip finally dropped OH NO

Name: The Approach #从万米高空降临 #theapproach #DescentFromanAltitudeof10000Meters #danmei #novel #bl

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tfw you stay up until 2 am writing a lecture on henry james, then you are too buzzed to fall asleep so you wind up researching katherine mansfield and virginia woolf's literary frenemy relationship until unspeakable hours. no? no one else? just me? anyway here is mansfield struggling with her wips

it's a secret so don't tell anyone, but I painted an orange last year

…ailsa i am begging you to put this on tumblr

from drawerfic that will never see the light of day. technically it is about money but patently it's about something else #dmbj #wipwednesday

overly long day toiling on the aura farm

just once, i would like to have a semester that doesn't end like this:

anyway if you need me i'm still here #10dance

let us think only of they. themst. zhoudu. zhaosu. whatever tf their names are. these yoyos. friable billionaire twink full of unspeakable secrets + nicotine addicted captain china who never took no for an answer in his life—were u aware they're gonna be stupidly happy and have 2 cats? now u are #光渊

Upcoming #10Dance live action adaptation releases teaser poster featuring leads #MachidaKeita and #TakeuchiRyoma.

happy mei ren jian release day 🥳🤍

SEAT YOURSELF BESTIES

me: [wakes up] me: [lies in bed eyes still closed] my brain: did you know you have never seen a single episode of the golden girls

danmei feature i love: when a character is described and then that character immediately shows up—so we all know who it is, but the narration still announces breathlessly, “it was yue yang!”

bai sheng in chapter 4 of hui tian, having exploded a glass elevator so he could jump out rather than wait for it to reach the ground floor, all because his boyfriend is in danger! (they’re not boyfriends and also shen zhou’s captor is definitely the one in danger)

Gu Yun reached a hand out to him and said softly, “Yifu was wrong, okay?” He had no idea how his words pierced this youth’s frozen and splintered soul. His intentions weren’t particularly sincere.

are you ever confused bc everyone likes Thing, but you don't like Thing? and you're like: okay what is wrong with me? twenty people have told me i would love this? but i do not love it? and you're BAFFLED? and then you just go watch another completely garbage drama that for no clear reason you adore

Peer review has led me to add the following important updates to my #DMBJ 101 course syllabus.

Attempting to describe #dmbj is... well. An attempt was made.

happy singles day netizens, i hope your pocky was delicious! never forget that as whoopi goldberg says "why would i get married, then there would be a person in my house"

i'm gonna lose my mind

瀾久ポッキーゲームらくがき

not to unearth our collective trauma but does anyone else remember when you could be a haizhe and not feel like you were losing your whole entire mind

argued today with a 17yo about his recent agitated discovery that "people worship the devil! they're called satanists!" mostly i had no idea WHERE TO EVEN START but eventually garbled out a reply about moral panics and how most world religions don't even have satan. then walked off humming boygenius

couldn't get even catastrophe insurance for over a decade as a freelancer because of endometriosis. which 1 in 10 american women have, and which was being treated quite successfully with OCs

look on my goodreads shelves ye mighty and despair

the ONLY duo i would trust with this cover fr #tøp

the good news: i have graded 31 papers the bad news: …there are still 31 papers.

unrelated to absolutely anything but this was fr my greatest post and y'all slept on it, smh my head

describe your cat's personality with one photo (pictured: tabby satan)

#猎罪图鉴 #猎罪图鉴2#undertheskin #undertheskin2 #shenyi #tanjianci #ducheng #jinshijia

i am the most seated it is possible to be #blossomsshanghai #繁花

i have some questions about #the188 being adapted into a single (?) thai drama (?) such as: 1) how many episodes will this thing have to be to cover all the CPs, 2) exactly…how scum gong are we talking here, and 3) as @twofunerals.bsky.social pointed out, how will they find eleven actors 188 cm tall

#烈火浇愁 #lhjc #玑灵 ❄️

#tyk #wenzhou

having some feelings tonight about shen yi at du qing's party. not only does she get his hair cut and dress him up like a paper doll, but qing-jie how do you KNOW he's a genius—has someone been glazing his work partner? maybe the guy he keeps texting/calling as he gets progressively shitfaced? #猎罪图鉴