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seeking validation in a cool, disaffected sort of way. 30s. she/her pippercorn on twitter
why does the libby app secretly uninstall downloaded books so i get halfway through and the pages stop loading
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Adam
about 23 hours ago
whats up YouTube? Ozymandias back again in the lone and level sands. This week we're in the shop supervising some sculptors putting together a visage, adding a frown, maybe a wrinkled lip. Hit like and subscribe, and ring the bell, to get more mighty works content!
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introduce yourself with 10 musical acts you’ve seen live: the libertines arctic monkeys bloc party the killers kendrick lamar the prodigy tiësto the kooks run the jewels my chemical romance
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recommend me a good book about cults pls
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i need an inspirational communist poster about building the future but for people who work in email jobs instead of heavy industry
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wow who could have possibly seen this coming
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Kuma ʕ ·㉨·ʔ
4 days ago
today's progress 🙏
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i can tell my laissez-faire attitude to this project is irritating my coworker but i cannot help it. it’s medically induced
4 days ago
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tshirt
4 days ago
the obvious counterpart to umamusume that hasn't been made yet is a gacha promoting dog fighting that anthropomorphizes all of the dogs as smexy bishies
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Blue sky nice ghost
5 days ago
God, I love yaoi
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well-behaved omegas rarely make history
25 days ago
the problem with being a fan of anything is that everyone involved in fandom is a misogynist but think they’re woke feminists and would therefore never accidentally think about how they too might be perpetuating misogyny in the way they talk about characters (female and male both). but whatever
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new level of hell unlocked: shepherding 30 6 year old boys through live action minecraft rp
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A
8 days ago
Some people don't understand the simple pleasures of liking a character who objectively sucks a little
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“with heavy reluctance” oh it’s heavy alright. they will weigh your heart against a feather and it will be full of malice
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8 days ago
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kat
11 days ago
heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit
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final mysteries of udolpho dog update: - in a 970-page book, manchon the dog is mentioned on eight (8) pages - largest gap between mentions: 248 pages (runner up 197 pages) - they flee the castle of udolpho on page 641 and then he is Never Mentioned Again. assumed left behind
9 days ago
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Leonid Bruznev
9 days ago
The world’s leaders watched this happen and watched their shocked and appalled people stand up in their millions, weekend after weekend, and decided their only option was to pretend the protests were motivated by racism. It’s absolute horseshit but that’s the state of the narrative at the moment
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me, through gritted teeth: your brain is SO fixed
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9 days ago
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Briar "INKING HELL" Rolfe
10 days ago
Sometimes I find myself sitting and thinking about how two of the biggest literary awards in this country have somehow managed to both be named after The Same Nazi
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(almost) 6 years old SPRINTED into his bed and went immediately to sleep when we told him he would get to open his birthday presents in the morning 🥹 he’s still fully dressed
10 days ago
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drunk on my power to delegate tasks that i don’t want to do. is this how managers feel all the time
10 days ago
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n🔞bo ⛄️✨
10 days ago
give a man a fish, he eats for a day make a half man half fish, he eats for a lifetime
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my office lobby has the “open door” button for the normal door right next to the “slow” button for the revolving door with predictably hilarious results
10 days ago
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Leonid Bruznev
10 days ago
Me into the godawful slop machine: Please never use an em dash where a comma would suffice AI: absolutely. This request is not only succinct and perspicacious — it is a crucial call to arms for the grammatically inclined. Punctuation matters.
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Mark J. Nelson
10 days ago
interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case
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have been pondering this over the last few days and have decided the definitive millennial song is actually fatman scoop’s be faithful
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10 days ago
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Jon Poole
12 days ago
Morning 😂.
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nothing my husband loves to do more than buying 2.5kg of pork belly, spending all afternoon making extremely mid 红烧肉 and then coming up with excuses to eat something else all week
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うず〜
12 days ago
ピルクル
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definitive australian millenial song is untouched by the veronicas
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12 days ago
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when your coworker is getting really demoralised about your garbage fire project but you’re on ssris
13 days ago
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Infomercial
14 days ago
necromancer that I hired to raise my grandpa from the dead:
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explaining twitter discourse to someone who isn’t as online as me: you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of getting mad on the internet
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TW
14 days ago
the person has Been Through It and I love that they’re weaponizing their trauma for good
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vampiresex connoisseur
14 days ago
supernatural is Not a real show
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Daniel Kennedy
14 days ago
post like an octopus, read like a shrimp
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🏳️⚧️ wifeguys for steyer 🔰♨️
15 days ago
evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”
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Alex Plante 🐀👑
15 days ago
no offense but this might be my finest work
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small child watching videos on his dad’s phone in this cafe and stealthily turning the volume up higher and higher
15 days ago
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Ill-informed tumblr callout post
about 1 month ago
is.. is there a Kiki Fett?
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“you are far more likely to be hit by lightning than attacked by a shark” then why do i know two people bitten by sharks and zero people who have been hit by lightning
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i simply love saying i’ll log back on to my work computer tonight and then not logging back on and just feeling guilty the entire night
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in the project status update meeting this morning
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i left a hate review of an awful “modern gothic” suspense novel on goodreads two years ago and every now and again it gets another like when another person reads it and feels the same way. i feel like we’re nodding at each other across the span of years
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Omer🤸♀️🔞 || satomi-kun, pineapple…is good
16 days ago
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alber
16 days ago
the bluesky Purge of all the best posters has now reached its conclusion. if you are still able to see this, i have terrible news for you
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Sophie @ CFz
16 days ago
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phil
16 days ago
Ok I’ll be brave enough to say it: I hope there is not a global hantavirus pandemic
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hello, manager? i wish to be excused from work today as it is Too Wet. thank you
17 days ago
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18 days ago
Sorry you’re not in Australia
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