why does the libby app secretly uninstall downloaded books so i get halfway through and the pages stop loading

whats up YouTube? Ozymandias back again in the lone and level sands. This week we're in the shop supervising some sculptors putting together a visage, adding a frown, maybe a wrinkled lip. Hit like and subscribe, and ring the bell, to get more mighty works content!

introduce yourself with 10 musical acts you’ve seen live: the libertines arctic monkeys bloc party the killers kendrick lamar the prodigy tiësto the kooks run the jewels my chemical romance

recommend me a good book about cults pls

i need an inspirational communist poster about building the future but for people who work in email jobs instead of heavy industry

wow who could have possibly seen this coming

today's progress 🙏

i can tell my laissez-faire attitude to this project is irritating my coworker but i cannot help it. it’s medically induced

the obvious counterpart to umamusume that hasn't been made yet is a gacha promoting dog fighting that anthropomorphizes all of the dogs as smexy bishies

God, I love yaoi

the problem with being a fan of anything is that everyone involved in fandom is a misogynist but think they’re woke feminists and would therefore never accidentally think about how they too might be perpetuating misogyny in the way they talk about characters (female and male both). but whatever

new level of hell unlocked: shepherding 30 6 year old boys through live action minecraft rp

Some people don't understand the simple pleasures of liking a character who objectively sucks a little

“with heavy reluctance” oh it’s heavy alright. they will weigh your heart against a feather and it will be full of malice

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

final mysteries of udolpho dog update: - in a 970-page book, manchon the dog is mentioned on eight (8) pages - largest gap between mentions: 248 pages (runner up 197 pages) - they flee the castle of udolpho on page 641 and then he is Never Mentioned Again. assumed left behind

The world’s leaders watched this happen and watched their shocked and appalled people stand up in their millions, weekend after weekend, and decided their only option was to pretend the protests were motivated by racism. It’s absolute horseshit but that’s the state of the narrative at the moment

me, through gritted teeth: your brain is SO fixed

Sometimes I find myself sitting and thinking about how two of the biggest literary awards in this country have somehow managed to both be named after The Same Nazi

(almost) 6 years old SPRINTED into his bed and went immediately to sleep when we told him he would get to open his birthday presents in the morning 🥹 he’s still fully dressed

drunk on my power to delegate tasks that i don’t want to do. is this how managers feel all the time

give a man a fish, he eats for a day make a half man half fish, he eats for a lifetime

my office lobby has the “open door” button for the normal door right next to the “slow” button for the revolving door with predictably hilarious results

Me into the godawful slop machine: Please never use an em dash where a comma would suffice AI: absolutely. This request is not only succinct and perspicacious — it is a crucial call to arms for the grammatically inclined. Punctuation matters.

interesting rationale from a prospective juror in the Elon Musk Twitter stock manipulation case

have been pondering this over the last few days and have decided the definitive millennial song is actually fatman scoop’s be faithful

Morning 😂.

nothing my husband loves to do more than buying 2.5kg of pork belly, spending all afternoon making extremely mid 红烧肉 and then coming up with excuses to eat something else all week

ピルクル

definitive australian millenial song is untouched by the veronicas

when your coworker is getting really demoralised about your garbage fire project but you’re on ssris

necromancer that I hired to raise my grandpa from the dead:

explaining twitter discourse to someone who isn’t as online as me: you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of getting mad on the internet

the person has Been Through It and I love that they’re weaponizing their trauma for good

supernatural is Not a real show

post like an octopus, read like a shrimp

evangelicals have finally created. the golden calf. from the classic bible story “don’t create a golden calf”

no offense but this might be my finest work

small child watching videos on his dad’s phone in this cafe and stealthily turning the volume up higher and higher

is.. is there a Kiki Fett?

“you are far more likely to be hit by lightning than attacked by a shark” then why do i know two people bitten by sharks and zero people who have been hit by lightning

i simply love saying i’ll log back on to my work computer tonight and then not logging back on and just feeling guilty the entire night

in the project status update meeting this morning

i left a hate review of an awful “modern gothic” suspense novel on goodreads two years ago and every now and again it gets another like when another person reads it and feels the same way. i feel like we’re nodding at each other across the span of years

the bluesky Purge of all the best posters has now reached its conclusion. if you are still able to see this, i have terrible news for you

Ok I’ll be brave enough to say it: I hope there is not a global hantavirus pandemic

hello, manager? i wish to be excused from work today as it is Too Wet. thank you

Sorry you’re not in Australia