lwj appearing after seclusion as their sister and when wwx is resurrected he meets her and is enamored with her.... but when he hears lwj went into seclusion and never came out hes WORRIED and lwj is accompanying him around like should i tell him?? is this lying? is it not obvious to you? wei ying??

so if there is a precedent that lan siblings are identical do you think one of the jades could disappear for a while and come back claiming to be their sister and just cut out the social transition stage

#tgcf post-canon where anytime FX is dealing with some kind of situation MQ says "who did you knock up this time?" and it makes FX angry enough to say the first stupid thing that pops into his head which in this case is "YOU IF YOU KEEP GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES"

problematic age gap tgcf modern aus where hua cheng is an emo teen (wuming) and xl is in his 20s have such a different vibe than the typical hualian modern au

sj with werewolf yqy...

werewolf lover kept in a crate under the bed.... mmm

Random sketch. 🏷️ #tgcf #huacheng #天官赐福

(lwj and hc emotional turmoil arguing over which configuration to deal with the body swap curse afflicting wwx and xl because the only cure is sex) xl&wwx: well we could just.... sleep with each other? lwj&hc, glancing at each other bc they both know their husbands are bottoms: can we watch?

teen nielan.... younger lxc trying out the more physically demanding nie forms under nmjs tutelage and struggling to hide that his limbs are quivering....

double clit humanoid dragon with sharp teeth and claws ready to pierce the one touching them if they arent careful not to overstimulate them. ungrateful, bratty

LOVE when dragon characters have two dicks.... but what if they had two clits?

when i started playing hsr i could not have predicted how suspiciously poly the main trio would feel in main trailblaze missions not even 3 years later

i hate my brain (trying and failing to stop the involuntary firing of neurons coming up with a list of parallels between tgcf/hualian and the bee movie) (please im so tired i need to go to sleep) (i dont even want this fusion to exist my brain just wont shut the fuck up)

wwx forcing self overstim because he cant help himself and lwj walking in on him with a puddle of cum on his belly and a half soft dick but still thrusting the dildo

masturbation with a dildo and continuing to pound it inside after theyve already cum multiple times because theyre addicted to the overstim and theyre letting out pained whines and their roommate overhears and bursts in thinking somethings actually wrong and sees them So Completely Fucked Out

i know what you are lwj (a whimpery top)

i like the idea of hua cheng using the san lang form more around xie lian post-canon because he subconsciously yearns to draw attention to and live by their age gap in a more prominent way than a 7 year gap for two 800 year olds would typically constitute.

one day ill yap in depth about how hua cheng making san lang look 17 and lively when he meets xie lian proper again is a really deep and devastating decision based on the time increments at which they met in his first life and a hypothetical fantasy of how they would have met again had he not died.

the way in which an our mrs reynolds au would be so great in so many ways for so many different ships (including trios)

hualian modern aus do not get freaky enough about their age gap. its not even that big but... it could be. depending on how old hua cheng is.

baby (freshly turned) vampires getting toothaches as their fangs grow in so they cant feed themselves and have to rely on their sire to feed them like a baby bird until they can bite again

do vampires need permission to enter other vampires houses

xl fucking hc and refusing to help hc along by rubbing his dick until hc begs for xl to touch his "clit"

🔥☀️🔞 #TGCF #hualian

doing the bro handshake-to-backslap with your platonic best friend after cowriting over 50k of mutually revealing xreader porn so outrageously sensual and lewd you cant speak of it out loud and then going "wow we're the smartest people who have ever lived by the way. same time next week?" >>>>>

it's jin guangyao fucking him . i wasnt going to specify but how could i not

nmj trying to corral absolute chaos gremlin littles xichen and meng yao at the same time

*whispers* Liu Qingge is a quickshot and cums immediately from getting fondled by Bingqiu, pass it on. unsurprisingly, this is a gift work for the Come In A Flash exchange for @acernor.bsky.social #bingliushen #svsss

i believe in eating your faves

little lxc who craves attention all the time but is terrified of being A Nuisance. his cg is encouraging him to tell them when he's feeling lonely so hes trying but hes still shy 🥺 so when hes lonely he'll toddle up to them and gently tug at a corner of their clothing and whisper "...'tention?" 🥺

have you ever written a line that was NOT sexual but made YOU blush rereading it for some reason

people who keep track of all the fics youve read... you scare me. but like, in an impressed way

mmm....hehualian

xl having more power than hua cheng 💖

(voice breaking out of horniness) hehua

someone in xianxia has got to have a secret fantasy about getting fucked by someone who is qi deviating. just absolutely pounded into by someone who is losing control and cant stop themself

when theyre getting off in a place they shouldnt be and someone walks in on them and amusedly stays to watch and tells them to continue despite their humiliated protests because theyre already violating the social code, it's only fair if someone violates them back

#mingcheng #mdzs 🔥🔥

butch lesbian xie lian is something that can be so real

hua cheng in a tiny string bikini at the beach because she wants bff xie lian to look at her body, meanwhile xl is in boxy trunks and a modest top because she has just the WORST luck with swimming wardrobe malfunctions, san lang!

jc making lwj suck him with his arms tied behind his back and telling him that it's all the lube he'll get so he better make sure it's nice and wet, and then humiliating lwj about how sloppy and inelegant he's being, how much of a mess he's making, what people would think if they saw him like this.

he's my man by luvcat as xichen in seclusion having dissociative delusions that jin guangyao is his husband and just gone bc he's working, and xichen needs to prepare dinner for when he comes home, and the jgy of his hallucinations looks wrong. unwell. because his mind knows, even if He doesnt.

(smiling extremely normally) does anyone have any jiang cheng-central fic recs

the top hitting the bottom's prostate or g-spot with either their cock or fingers and asking suavely (already knowing) "Is that your spot?" making the bottom's face burn as they answer because the depth of their reaction will make completely clear how they feel having it touched. jesus christ

sub puppy top thigh humping and begging with their eyes

do you guys think liu qingge would let me eat him be honest

[googling "do oxen knot"] [no, only canids knot] ....okay so walk with me here

love when an omega pops a little knot

the bottom's fingernails dragging against the top's back, but instead of being hard enough to scratch up blood or leave marks, it's just light enough that the hair rises on the back of the top's neck, and their eyes roll back, makes their whole body shiver

the trope of the scratched-raw back assumed to belong to the top, but it belongs to the bottom, because the top was clawing at them desperately as they rode