Had to

cheep begged for some cheese off my plate and when i gave it to him he got mad that it smelled better than it tasted. now hes sulking by his trackball toy facing away from me.........

cannot wait for work to be over. it's friday and im going to take the biggest fuckin nap ever

forcing myself to save each twisted wonderland episode for when im running on the treadmill. I am both the donkey pulling the cart and the driver holding the carrot on a stick

(after struggling with the office printer for twenty minutes) i am merely a jester in God's high court...

New tutorial: Planning Pleats! This tutorial provides an introduction on drafting pleats to sewing projects, and how to figure out how much fabric you actually need for it. dangerousladies.ca/blogs/tutori...

If everyone else gets to see the aurora borealis with their naked eye and i dont you will see me on the news

I wore a green sweater with brown corduroy pants to the archive today and a coworker said i was “giving Shaggy” bfjdhkwhddj

Is it just me or are a lot of cars suddenly painted the ugliest grey-green color on earth

bespoke meme i made for a coworker who's going thru old collections from before our acquisitions workflow was formalized

Got my covid and flu shots exactly twelve hours ago and i can officially feel my body turning into a husk. Ow

Nothing like a horrendous celiac flareup at three AM to remind me of my mortality LNFHSHAFJHDJSDH jesus christo

IT’S A NORMAL MOVIE

today at the gym one of the TVs was frozen for my entire 30 minute run on a very particular still image.

this is how i sleep in on the weekends

Working on needle turn applique in the lining of Corbeau’s jacket. I did not have the technique down on the first (right) piece i tried lol. Luckily it’s further inside the jacket so less visible 

"did i get glutened or is this a mystery bug bite": new questions never before asked in the history of lemley

[CW: Pet death] We had to say goodbye to Prissy Kitty this morning after a tough week. Thank you to everyone who loved her. She was the greatest malevolent being on earth ❤️ we got to have her for 17 long years but we had to give her back to Hell eventually ❤️

everyone needs to grow the fuck up and start playing pretend with toys

I have to go run on the treadmill but I dont wanna… uwaaahhhh i miss outsideeeee but its darkkkkkkkkk

If you're wondering how this will go Square Enix handed off their mobile Octopath game to NetEase who immediately started using ChatGPT to translate everything resulting in text like this. When players complained they started asking fans to fix their translations in exchange for in-game currency

i need the za DLC to give aegislash a mega evolution for Ghost Castle reasons. let all my boys be special

The gang predicts another mega charizard he is Z for an amazing reason

son boy

you accept everything that will happen from now on #deltarune

havent 3d modeled in 2 months. scared. what if i forgot everything again

THANK YOU NYC

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New awareness campaign

"Ordinary person who just got isekai'd to a fantasy world in a video game" x.com/dailyportalz...

no trick or treaters as per usual 😭 what living at the end of the road does to a mf

happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters

デューテとリュート📖

Cheep followed me downstairs and was very brave about it

first episode of twst anime was much better than i dared to hope. it's so pretty... Uwah

the coworker that sits closest to my cubicle is learning not to ask me questions she doesn't really need answered because i WILL google it and force her to listen to the result. today's example: "i wonder how they get people out of a trapped elevator when the elevator is trapped between floors"

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

me: *running* Siri in my airpods: *ping* Mom says, “Homemade gluten free Gorgonzola pear walnut muffins waiting for you at home:)” and sent a photo. me: *Running Faster*

Watching his cocomelon and getting brushed

I painted ur dog

Was out running errands and saw a car with the bumper sticker “CEO of leaving the house today” LMAOOOOOOOOOO FUCK I WANT IT

me: i cant go to [social event 1] because i have to do my gay little run, but i can go to [social event 2] after! coworker friend: did you say "daily run"? I SAID GAY LITTLE RUN 🗣️

lumi facing an electric type with a ground type: OH NO it knows Liquidation?!?!?!?!? AAAAAHHH sink: My finances.......

Trying to park during homecoming week ( Screams)

Gwynn legends ZA definitely played ghost castle: gengar's love quest

elevator still broken. please. please no more 10th floor. please. my zest for life is fading

people opening the funny papers in October 1982: