He wanted my lunch.

On Twitter I had a “Frinkiac is art” thread for when I enjoyed how it laid out its images. I just watched Ben-Hur for the first time and only thought of this for four hours.

Wow this kid really wants tripe.

More “leash laws aren’t real” news: Some guy’s unleashed dog jumped on the coffee shop counter and on other customers—but right now that‘s helping him get some girl’s number after the dog tried to take her food. What a meet-cute!

Two weeks ago my local theatre showed both The Seventh Seal and Evil Dead II two days apart. Evil Dead II got some polite chuckles, while The Seventh Seal got bursts of full laughter throughout. Bruce Campbell I love you but the people like Death with a tree saw more than you with a chainsaw.

There’s only one FBI administrator I want to see with an XVideos account...

For anyone else who might need a little helper crab in their lives 🦀🩷

After much reflection and after it became clear to me that some UN seniors are serving a powerful lobby and not the UN, I’ve decided to suspend my duties I cannot in good conscience be part to what is happening at a time when UN is preparing for possible nuclear weapon use May God bless this world

I have tears in my eyes from this inspired combination of a delightfully cheesecake Hungarian comic with one of the best films ever made.

Lenin was so fucking funny

fox mccloud voiced by oscar isaac tells mario to do a barrel roll and everyone in the theater instantly goes into cardiac arrest

OK - now US v Maduro, hearing on whether Venezuela can pay his lawyer Barry Pollock. Inner City Press is covering the case matthewrussellleeicp.substack.com/p/extra-madu... and will live skeet, thread below

Still talking to myself in front of others. There was a massive spider in my bathroom just now and I caught it in a glass jar and brought it outside. As I set it free, I sang “Giant Spider!” to the tune of Rick James’s Mary Jane. Then I looked up and two cops were standing across the street.

I really appreciated JWZ’s thoughts on the various Ghost in the Shell series which really are disgustingly reactionary in a way that’s hard to ignore. But I guess “cool tech” going hand-in-hand with “brutalizing immigrants” is sadly true-to-life.

They should hire me as a war analyst because I’ll just shout “Send in the Marines!” in the same voice as this Aliens toy commercial. Then when the Marines meet the same fate as the movie I will slink away.

I wouldn’t watch a Harry Potter HBO series if you paid me. The point of HBO is sucking and fucking. You think they’re putting sucking and fucking in that shit? Hell no

Bambi Berenbaum you will always be famous.

Elliott Gould, James Brolin and Hal Holbrook in CAPRICORN ONE. New at Mr. Peel's Sardine Liqueur. mrpeelsardineliqueur.blogspot.com/2026/03/the-...

Time to restart Last Jedi Discourse…

Gilbert Gottfried RIP

started up mario kart world, almost immediately yoshi ate a burger that turned him white, fascinating game

Only a few books in my closest little free library but you can also get a McDonald‘s Boo Bucket which I haven’t seen in decades!

The face dancer Scytale was the original looksmaxxer.

If your Letterboxd Most Watched page doesn’t look like this make it a priority to remedy that.

BANE VOICE: “Do you have games on your phone?”

How it feels like to be online.

We will post a new Zendaya trailer each day until our demands are met.

“I’m sorry she was a pain in the ass to work with, but sometimes movies have stars, and the star here was Faye Dunaway. If you wanted the movie to be successful, you did indeed need to let it revolve around her.”

Realizing Cliff Booth is going to save the life of Natalie Wood (Carla Gugino) as part of his redemption arc for the death of his wife.

ME: “Firefly’s time has come and gone and there is no reason to do a revival series in any form.” FILLION: “We’re doing a Mustache Wash episode.” ME: “OK I’m back in the pocket of Big Whedon.”

Used the Trottole tonight and I think it has the edge. It’s twistier!

When you choose the movie and everyone hates it

When I order out for lunch I sometimes add on chips but then not eat them. This has resulted in a desk drawer straight out of an immersive sim like System Shock 2. When you explore my abandoned office and read the computer password on the wall I wrote in my own blood, help yourself to my snacks!

I had never seen this Fire Walk With Me trailer before. It skips nearly the entire first half of the movie—Chris Isaak is only seen from behind briefly, *definitely* edited in a way to make you think it’s Kyle MacLachlan.

Embarrassing, servile nation abandoned by god's light lmao

Had to pay a literal troll toll to take this picture.

The last thing I will see is that stupid Failchimp smirking monkey as my brain explodes in frustration.

*aiming the sword of Damocles directly into my neck* You know, it’s been a while since we’ve heard from that pronatalist couple…

Maxing out my donation and putting #Lehive in my bio.

Rated “Rude” by an all-white BlueSky.

March 11 is Chrono Trigger’s 31st anniversary! I am in the middle of a replay of the DS version. I had never had Robo and Lucca in my party when visiting Frog before, and I teared up seeing this adorable graphic of the two of them together.

Bonesaw is ready #comics #spiderman #marvel

LMAO, what?!? this is not a joke, youtube legitimately just asked me if the music video for Was (not was)-walk the dinosaur feels "emotionally manipulative"

EPIC: Elvis Presley in Concert ME, AN IDIOT: “All right, a Faith No More concert doc! In wide release; they’re more popular than I thought!”