I've seen .07% fans, and they scare the shit out of me.

And yet spotify tells me I have the taste of a 78 year-old man.

my tom stoppard story: the worst production i've been in was Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead at Rice University in spring 2007, as Guildenstern. Execrable. A worse experience than the 2005 community theater production in which a performer was arrested for child abuse mid-rehearsal

I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

virginia democrats winning the three big offices with a cia agent, an indian muslim immigrant, and a black lawyer who loves committing terms of service violations is real 2025 democratic party moment

My assessment after dropping my son off at school is that it's a bad day to be a KPop Demon

these should all be mass-produced. every single one.

Happy Fall, the turkeys are back at the dump.

submission by @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social

Real Gaming

cutting in all the times trump used the same words makes this, weirdly, one of the most effective ads I've seen about Epstein

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

this is more awful then you think but also i'm basically fascinated by how so much of this is a social compact to essentially make it your childhood again

I saw a skeet saying that US stores won't be carrying Norbit because of tariffs and before I realized it was a clothing brand I was grateful that Brian Wilson didn't live to see this.

Watching Endless Eight

Watching prominent commenters followed by dozens of people I know say "it's over" because Jimmy Kimmel got suspended...like, they actually killed Medgar Evers, in defense of a fascist system that had been in place for decades. Imagine social media that day! Read history and have some self-respect.

Can't open my doors, I have parked next to The Bees.

the real glory of world war two was that it involved a warrior cult being ground down and beaten to a pulp by people who would rather have been doing something else.

What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now

Witnessed a ribbon cutting at a new rest stop in OH. I wasn't sure what was going on since it was packed. I asked a guy at the door if I could enter. A short old man, some official, emerged from the crowd and hobbled forward, arms outstretched, and said "Yes! Come in! Come in and use the bathroom!"

The Power Broker describes unemployed landscape architects lining up outside a pavilion in Central Park, where an NYC Parks Department official (run by Robert Moses before he was evil) would hand them drawings of a run down playground or local park to redesign, and then call up the next in line.

Lost in the burrito taxi discourse is that before like 10-15 years ago you were only expected to order in pizza, Chinese or Indian food. If you suggested that someone should deliver McDonalds to your house they would've thought you were insane.

Fort Gay

WATCH: Steve Carell chooses his five favourite mysteriously lost colonial settlers in the Croatoan Closet

inadvertently prophetic moment from a 1987 episode of doctor who where a bunch of teenagers, who have developed their own ballardian lexicon after years of no adults, use the tiktok word

oh to attend the 70s Supreme Court goon session

the reason board game enthusiasts and polyamorists overlap so much is that once you've decided that every social interaction should require reading a twenty-page rulebook you may as well pick up more hobbies with the same theme

Dreamed a new McDonald’s breakfast sandwich with 1 lb. of egg whites called “The Wet One”

its our anniversary today 💕

When a guy drops an hour-long self-produced movie in the Boston Comedians Facebook group, with THIS description... how can I say no

Man, fuck purple stake

happy birthday to my beloved!! 🥹🥹🥹 you make every day the best day of my life 💕 @dickportillos.bsky.social

Was at acen for 3 hours, two of which were me pacing the dealers room to find this:

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

Pussy Jackson