Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

tired of the news being snuff films

we should definitely tear down ICE and then replace it. maybe with some nice community centers or something. social workers, immigration attorneys. you're allowed to do stuff that's good and helps people. it doesn't have to always be gun guys. you have so many different kinds of gun guy already

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics

i don't want the unpopular geriatric rapist criminal president to start world war 3

This is actually demonic & should strike as corrosive to the souls of anyone who considers themselves American. It’s the most dishonorable act imaginable. It’s beyond disgusting.

Great night in college football for my personal agenda

arn bowl

One explanation for economic populism in the US is the recurring cycle of bubbles and bailouts that happens without any democratic input

Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism

Vibes at the dark star orchestra show are so strong

Drake Maye masterclass on that TD drive my god

Many are saying the New England Patriots are 5-2

hooting and hollering at a guy wearing 99 running jet sweep motion

Once again, I will be brave enough to say that Diego Pavia should be allowed to play college football for as long as he wants. Let him be a QB Ronin, traveling from 3rd tier school to 3rd tier school every 2 years

Some tweets are too perfect to be lost to the other site. @davidjroth.bsky.social

What level of Online Boomer Brain Damage is posting an obvious AI slop video in which YOU YOURSELF APPEAR?

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Referee: "Holding, offense, number 64" Number 64: "FUCK!"

no feeling greater than deciding you’re gonna have a Big Sandwich for lunch

The idea that this was anything but a campaign of extermination was a pretense held up by governments and people who wanted to give themselves an escape route while justifying the unjustifiable www.theguardian.com/world/ng-int...

I’m going Don Draper mode (drinking 4 martinis with dinner and ignoring my family)

It’s just very funny for a billionaire to have the attitude “you idiots clearly don’t understand how the issues affect normal people”

It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful

really interesting that we don’t have a cultural panic about group think and intellectual homogeneity among the most powerful money men in the country. all the more interesting when a bunch of them have clearly lost their mind.

Hahahahahahaha hahahaha hahahahahah ahhhhhahahahahahah

You may be thinking "How can an entire political party be organized around the policy of taking from everyone and giving to the rich? No one would vote for them." Well that's where Lying comes in

supporting the statement "immigrants make america a better place to live" should be the main litmus test for whatever party comes next to challenge the fascists surrounding us

NYT: To clarify, we reserve the right to withhold an endorsement when we are afraid of the consequences of offending a petty sociopath. However, if we know the guy we very badly want to lose won't exact revenge we're going to hit him with both barrels.

if patrick swayze was alive today we wouldnt have a masculinity crisis

it’s crazy how much better normal people would be at being politicians than politicians are

I’ve been working on this story for years and they just tweeted it out (seriously tho this is a good primer on something that pops up a lot in my work: one of the main purposes of consumerism is to cajole people into thinking of their relationship to the economy as a consumer instead of a worker)

Now more than ever, we must bring back Shai’s “what a pro wants” commercial

i think the reality is that in the modern media ecosystem, the algorithms allow people to put almost anything in your face, no matter how rare, and convince you that it’s an epidemic

this boy doesn't know SHIT

It's Patriots Day, so happy Here Comes The Pizz-er to all who observe. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...

I think a very easy calculus for all the problems of American journalism and politics more broadly is an inability to draw a distinction between what is annoying and what is dangerous

there’s a style of reporting that’s basically like “the left hasn’t been duped by the transparently bad faith framing of the right, but I, the reporter, very much have.”

#10 on Florida looks like Florida Keys Larry Bird

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

“Tesla in distressla” is pretty fucking good lmao

Anytime I’m walking down a street I’m thinking “damn it’s like I’m in that haim music video”

dudes rock

Not every Big Dog can be Mother, but any Mother can also be Big Dog

"It is important to feel small, overjoyed, or fascinated by the outdoors, and to learn about the world and one's place in it through those feelings."

man you've really just gotta hate America and its citizens to cut back on the damn National Park Service. you've gotta have no interest in what makes our country unique and no desire for people to experience it

Feel like we have to bring back the concept of selling out for very famous celebs who do commercials.

not guilty, did the Osama tweet