new audio drops monday.

people complaining about wokeness and "you can't make jokes anymore" are so funny because in the 1950s if you called a guy a chowderhead he would fucking kill you. If a woman said "take a long walk on a short pier buddy" to a white boy the police would come and arrest her

god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude

wow, seeing Jake Paul get beaten half to death, true terror in his eyes, really improved my whole outlook on life

deergirl roadkill stew

there's soooo many fiction writers who don't yet know how to write and I love that for you but it's kind of like drunk driving before you've even learned how to regular drive.

One of my favorites from the vault ✨️ See if it's your cup of tea ☕️ ❤️

Bon appetit <3 www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

why do I scroll anyone's timeline anymore? it's too early to be seeing that much Hole.

they should make classical music fun and by fun i mean hardcore drugs and violence you know something for the ladies

listening to my old audios makes me realize how far i've come. goddamn

Coeur d'Homme written and performed by me in 2022. re-releasing in a few hours.

retarded faggot fags retardedly

Real SONS OF THE CENTURY 16th - Suleiman the Magnificent 17th - William of Orange 18th - George Washington 19th - Napoleon Bonaparte 20th - Vladimir Lenin 21st - Hideo Kojima

not now kitten mommy's just injected a lethal dose of combat stimulants to bring down her fated rival once and for all

Its one of those days again, gang

nude under the cold winter moonlight skinning cattle with a box cutter.

new audio www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

one day you will wake up and everything will feel better

i'm so behind on life. when my parents were my age they were already getting divorced

i hope when i'm inevitably stabbed to death i'm remembered even half as fondly as rob reiner

hey guys Sprite is telling me to “obey my thirst” but my thirst is saying I should drink my neighbors blood so…?

fix me.

my therapist:

i wanna be put in airplane mode

i hope it's apparent (at least in my newer audios) that despite common tags i try to perform every character differently.

i am possessed by 500 demons

every time i finish an audio there's an urge to post it immediately and i'm trying to unlearn that for the sake of visibility. sucks though.

i have a list of like 70 scripts that i have to read through and it's honestly more of a relief to not like one rn than it is to add it to the fill list

new content dropping monday <3

if i'm not complimented at least five times a day i'll wither and die

i feel gods joy when im driving drunk

whenever i need sound effects for an audio i always check freesound, find nothing, and have to get creative. i guess i have to see that it doesn't exist easily somewhere first but i don't know how i developed this ritual if i don't use the site

christmas wishlist: - human touch - emotional intimacy - the swimming pool full of needles from saw ii

christmas wishlist: - human touch - emotional intimacy - the swimming pool full of needles from saw ii

I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me

if i'm not complimented at least five times a day i'll wither and die

REMAIN OFFENDED

When did we lose sight of the fact that pornography might be a bit nasty

An advent calender that shoots you

Mike’s Hardest Conversation You Will Ever Have

thank god for coke rap

I've really been sleeping on the sapphic community. love that y'all fuck with me

Sampling a bunch of cash register beeps and boops for a downbeat introspective song. Calling that SKUgaze. You have read this far which means I have once again defeated you. Your tears will form an ocean in which my triumphs shall forever swim.

everyone else in my band is a sub and that makes it incredibly hard for me as a creative because no one ever tells me no. why can't one of them at least be a brat?

milestone achieved.

They've finally invented a weapon that can harm me.

*Werner Herzog Voice* The cow must continue to labor with his tools, even after having been hamburgered and helped.