Someone tell me a more hateful DIY job than sanding and painting a ceiling with wooden beams please so I can be grateful I’m not doing that

Feeling blue so

Face and scent. TF fan club 😘

Monday has been a MOOD. So I wrote about it. GWN: www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ... FAP: www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

Yes and while we’re on the subject… if you wouldn’t post a video of a woman being punched in the face without a CW, pls consider doing the same for videos of strangulation www.safeaustin.org/the-violent-...

My 80 yo father’s energy is best described as ‘Larry David in Curb on Steroids’ and he just got a motorized wheelchair and I am going out to a busy place with him in public tomorrow and I CANNOT WAIT

Finally catching up with Celebrity Traitors and I am far too neurodivergent for this. Are they actually taking it seriously bc I can’t tell

Gut Shabbos and Shabbat Shalom especially to everyone who understands, now more than ever, that Jewish safety will not come from spreading Islamophobia and othering other communities.

‘We’re sick of the OnlyFans model’: Stella Barey’s porn site lets gen Z sex workers have a life

"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk

A little much needed fake Star Trek sci-fi porn! anniegulie’s fill of my overworked starship engineer script! www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

If your mom made memes

Me if tall (I love it I wish I was tall)

Guys the extreme content flair on FAP is for fucking decaying corpses and shitting in your sisters mouth istg I will take it away if you keep putting it on rough vanilla “MDom” sex

Get you a man who tortures you until you cry then makes you waffles and lets you steal his baseball cap

There is just something about cumming under a Full Moon 😏 F4A, orgasm, primal, giggles, gasping, groaning Happy Full Moon Fuckers! 🐺 🌕 #NSFWAudio #CLWAudios #Orgasm

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

Finally got Reddit to accept this post on r/GoneWildAudio. Got five upvotes... and then a downvote. Of course. I gotta sleep, but if you could be dears and go listen/upvote if you haven't yet. Promise I'm not a real demon... unless.... www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

This Friday! Come and join us at Tate Britain. Details here: www.tate.org.uk/whats-on/tat...

What do you say we make this next Teams call a little more interesting? #nsfw

If I came with an Owner’s Manual it would tell you that I cannot get out of bed in the morning in winter until I have sung a little song about how cold I am

Finally got all of my audios transferred over to HotAudio, just so they have another home! It took forever, but they’re all there! Here’s the link, if you’d like to check it out! hotaudio.net/u/CocoKymmieVa

New scriptwriter with a seafaring tale www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

🤣🤣 !يا سلام! تمنى أن أتمكن من التصويت له 🔥

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

📰 The mods of r/gegangenwildaudio 🇩🇪 have an edging game for NNN happening all month long! 💦 See their event post on FAP. Details here! www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP... #FAPupdates

This full photoshoot is now live on my Patreon: ‪https://www.patreon.com/posts/happy-halloween-142532894‬

People liking tweets calling out behaviour they are guilty of 🙄

We have ad blockers, when are we gonna get AI blockers. My feed feels so polluted with AI slop. If you’re a writer using this shit to promote your work I have zero respect for you

Loading up an audio that looks promising then having to turn it off because of UNTAGGED WHISPERING

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Precisely what I mean when I say in the kink scene people live by YKINMKBYKIO. You kind of have to. You WILL see things that feel uncomfortable if you hang around with perverts irl. That is OK.

Erotic video fail. Still can’t beat myself effectively. Accepting volunteers.

Lool why am I even seeing this low effort 2000 year old antisemitism on my timeline. Dont you know I’m the year of Your Lord 2025 there are so many inventive and relevant ways to be antisemitic on this app - give one of them a whirl.

You can still get your MDlg content on r/FreeAudioPorn. Here’s one by LurkyDip www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

The kinks I wouldn’t talk about here… I don’t actually think they are dark or weird. I just know people would act crazy about them so I save them for kink accepting / experienced spaces. Big fan of YKINMKBYKIO or at least YKINOMB myself!

I am so sad about losing three inches of hair after summer

Listen to me talk about why the AE community is so awesome, my fav scripts and how I weave in Barry Sloane.... Yep...I did an interview thing...and you get to hear what I my voice sounds like 😬 www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

When you want to record a ramblefap but your colleague is in the hotel room next door

A serious post r/eroticliterature made about the need for fictional consent between people who don’t exist in stories submitted to their sub

My new F4M Halloween script is up and there are TENTACLES! www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Quite possibly one of the most unhinged responses to a review I've read: share.google/eDpTCUPTZEt5... "many [young staff] are used to performing tasks only when being watched or rewarded" "Honestly, it was better when I was drinking." "ChatGPT...came up with a bland and uninteresting response.]

Reasons not to move back to the US (apart from the bleeding obvious): The two flat pin plug system

Every time I hear the phrase “platonic sexting”

And it was so.

How sad is my life that I am looking forward to a long plane ride tomorrow because it will be my first chance to fucking breathe in the last week 🥲

Fuck it, new script offer. I'm celebrating. www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

I'm totally not crying or anything... but Confessions of a lover Pt.20 is a thing now! 🥹 www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrativ...

Okay I hate posting this but your girl just found out she needs all new tires for her car…So I am opening up script commissions (all the info in the graphic below) - F4/F/A/M and M4/F/A/M or A4/F/A/M - please DM me if you’re interested. If you should share this, it would be greatly appreciated 💜