Happy Friday to me, I guess 🤭

I just wanted to say I miss all of you. One day I will be horny again.

Our favourite Moosie needs us to help get them to this big milestone!!! So close!!!

Now up on mutiple subreddits! TREA, FAP, GWA, GoneWildAudio, GoneWildAudioGay, GoneWildAudioTrans "You've Earned It: Dom Grants Your Wish of Fucking His Ass" 🔗 in 🧵 #eroticaudio #nsfw #lgtbq #trans #M4F #M4M #M4NB #M4A #M4TF #M4TM

There’s something to be said for the gratitude you feel for the journey that you had to take. It may have been long and painful, but seeing where you are now vs. where you were, I really think all we can have is gratitude for the experiences we had and every person we met along the way.

The Shift

When your vyvanse and your Starbucks refresher hit at the same time and you have the literally zoomies 🤣🤣🤣

As a bigger woman who has received this or nothing at all for most of my life… …this. All of this. 🖤💚

Happy belated Valentine’s Day. #interraciallove #poclove #blackhistorymonth #malevoice #romanticaudio www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode

Going on a bit of a hiatus. Life outside of Bluesky is life-ing a bit hard this week.

Pals I’m so obsessed with these. I love seeing fat girl rep on here.

Bad Bunny at the Grammys: "Before I say thanks to God, I want to say ICE out. We're not savage, we're not animals, we're not aliens, we are humans, and we are Americans."

This man. 👏👏👏

Kendrick Lamar’s slutty little glasses deserve their own award.

You’re not gonna catch me reading billionaire romance, cause even in my wildest fantasies I don’t fuck with billionaires

❤️

Macaulay Culkin posted a tribute to Catherine O’Hara….I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥺🙏

You will always be one of the funniest women 💔

Nothing like living alone and being super sick to make you really *feel* it.

Watching my bisexual king Benedict Bridgerton might cure me.

If I thought I was sick last weekend??? Today I am basically on death’s door. Fever and congested so bad I can barely keep my eyes open.

How fun is this!!

Live As Of 2 Minutes Ago!! Better Latte Than Never, by @yourhyacinthgirl.bsky.social Performed and edited by myself, with a special cameo by Tichard Ralbot...

Tomorrow morning!! (Central standard time)

This Wednesday! Former coworkers reunite after over a decade. He may have moved across the country, but she's the one who got away. Written by my good friend @yourhyacinthgirl.bsky.social With a special cameo by Tichard Ralbot! (Can't believe I got him. He's always booked and a bit of a diva)

Mr. Rogers was a real one for his talk on self-acceptance. Be kind to yourself first and be what you want to see in the world. Self loathing can lead to bitterness, projection, and destructive behaviors.

rage lives next to sorrow. they share a bed. they take turns keeping me awake. #poetry #micropoetry

I really hate being sick 😭🤒🤧 But since there’s no one here to baby me, I will baby myself and order Ramen.

“Are you okay?” were his last words to the woman he was helping. My heart is broken for his family and friends. A cruel and horrific crime funded by the US government. Appalling.

You know what’s great about being divorced? I can have the heat turned up and no bitch ass man is complaining about it being too hot in here.

I need a Point Break remake with Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie.

Feels like -30°C here with the windchill. Which is cold AF but not uncommon here in the Great White North. Stay warm and safe this weekend - make sure any candles are on/in nonflammable containers and wear extra layers to stay warm. Blankets on windows and towels rolled up on door cracks do work

I guess I am a bit of a chaos bisexual but it’s in less of an Ilya Rozanov way and more of a “Beaker from the Muppets” way

Driving in sub 0° weather: 1. Dress for a walk: shit happens, cars can break down. 2. Check your tire pressure before you hit the road: temperature drop = pressure drop ESPECIALLY if you have a tiny/slow leak. 3. KEEP YOUR OLD BLANKETS IN THE TRUNK: For yourself, other humans, or stray animals.

Stickerapp, stickerninja, diecutstickers, stickerrobot, bumperactive, literally any other sticker website is better than Stickermule. Hell, printing them yourself on plain paper, cutting them out with dull scissors, and applying glue stick to the back by hand is better than Stickermule.

This unfortunately did not get better.

If you want to hear me gag, choke and cry, give this a listen! Written by the amazing 77Dogday 🖤 cw: rape www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Woke up to a headache and sore throat/cold 😩😩😩

Men (especially the ones on dating apps) could lonelier tbh. I said what I said.

Slept from 4:30am to 8:30am, with one brief moment of lucidity around 7:40 to say good morning on his way to the gym and I then passed back out. Pals this is not sustainable 😭😭😭

*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*

International Station xkcd.com/3195/