santa doesn't make the kind of toys u need but we do 💋

imagine hating me and i'm just at home watching heated rivalry with my vibe on its highest setting

christmas list: a full bush

christmas list: be talked through it

christmas list: get cracked

christmas list: MMF threesome

christmas list: a world class eater

christmas list: learn to squirt

christmas list: be edged til i beg for it

christmas list: pegging starter kit

christmas list: a face to sit on

christmas list: dominant men

christmas list: the tongue + finger combo

christmas list: a nerd that's obsessed with me

christmas list: 'that's my good girl'

christmas list: men who whimper

life is short. buy the 9" dildo.

women in STEM (sexting, thirst traps, edging, multiple orgasms)

if they've liked your story in the last month put their name in a hat and whoever you draw has to buy you a new vibe

it's cold out there think about that before u shave ur bush

we're talking about how sexy and cool u are behind ur back

fck marry kill: santa, frosty the snowman, the grinch

retweet and something gay will happen to u this week 💫✨

imagine trying to rob me and it's just lipgloss and a rose toy in my purse

maybe the real Thrusting F-Machine was the friends we made along the way

the dentist complimenting ur flossing skills is the same as being called good girl

slutty today! slutty tomorrow! slutty forever!

CYBER MONDAY DEALS SO GOOD THEY'RE PRACTICALLY FOREPLAY 🔥

diva moon, slut sun, off putting rising

before i go into hibernation, anyone have a crush on me?

this year i'm thankful for sluts, shout out all the sluts, love u guys

who up tryna get stuffed like a turkey

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maybe the clit is supposed to find u

the concept of getting our 2 most viral vibes FOR FREE

remember gratitude works because the universe has a praise kink

all the girlies have gorilla grip coochies and gorgeous gorgeous tits hope this helps

"u attract what u fear" ahhhh an emotionally mature partner who uses all my toys on me then gives me a glass of water and little forehead kisses

being a girl can be hard but at least i can make myself cum 8 times in a row

actually this is my emotional support nightstand packed to the brim with vibrators

i'm just a (sleepy, horny, hilarious) girl

repost if u like mozzarella sticks or like to hear men whimper

when my vibrator uses its thrust function to lean over and give me a kiss on the forehead before bed 🥰

the online shopping fairy has visited u 🧚‍♀️🪄💫 u have been granted 💫✨1 guilt free purchase✨💫

saying ur love language is words of affirmation is just a socially acceptable way of saying u have a praise kink

if ur single and u know it charge ur vibes

born to worship the ground u walk on, forced to like ur story

does anyone want to do hand stuff anymore

girl u don't need dating apps u need audio smut

hey (with the intention of cozy candlelit backshots while a soft snow falls outside)