If I don’t see yall in a slutty lil crop top I’ll fight.

but are you THIS millennial?

Hiiii, um, so, I wrote a book about angsty sapphic ladies falling in love, a haunted B&B, mimic encounters, and a whole web of dark mysteries to uncover — AND IT COMES OUT TOMORROW!

“But she has such a warm aura……?!” SHES FROM HELL

tl:dr - money sucks, the job market is hot ass, and i've been reduced to asking (with no pressure, non-emergency situation here) for kindness from my lovely online friends <3 ko-fi.com/bnnuyburnva

Uh oh yall “bertie hicks” is gonna tell everyone I watch porn lmao I love emails like this so much

BENITO?! HELL FUCKING YES

you are my favorite what-if, you are my best i'll never know

no because WAYWARD deserves 16494838 stars

who wants to come over for cheese, I’ll use the fine china

all I need in this life of sin is me and my bf

🍒

Smoke em if you got em, right @kvyte.bsky.social !?

I always forget about her

what on gods earth is this - why is he so big

What’s this new thing where perfectly capable people are getting pissed when people stand at a show in the seats? I’m going to stand for the entirety of the set and if you also don’t wanna stand don’t go to the show. *please note I said perfectly capable people Don’t be that person. Loser.

blood cells pixelate and eyes dilate, and the full moon pills got me out on the street at night

tell me you'd like boys like me better in the dark lying on top of you

but i will never end up like him, behind my back, i already am

Mothman literally will sit with me in the living room until it’s time for bed, follow me to bed, and never move from the bed until I do. He’s my little soul mate

Read the banned books. But also read the ones that could be banned. Ones from trans authors, Palestinian authors, and indigenous authors. Read the ones about black happiness and sapphic history. Read the ones from climate scientists and critical comedians. Read the romances and the horror novels.

I did so much organizing today and cleaned up quite a bit around the house - so now I’m sitting with Nala and having a 🍃✨bevvy

They have strawberry and cream fruity pebbles now so ya girl is gonna be making rice crispy treats soon

who wants to a) give me $90 b) buy me both of these

No I didn’t need to breathe it’s fine

AMEN 🙏🏼

Sometimes I don’t realize my phone slips to the discover tab and I’m literally scrolling like

Me watching Wayward

when did you get hot all the sudden?

okay I wanna make a boo basket 🥺

I mean this with love for all of yall If you’re ever unhappy in a situation that’s easily fixable, change it. Leave the situation. Do for yourself and NOBODY ELSE because at the end of the day you should always have your own back. And again, validation on the internet is bad news.

I took that theraflu and feel tons better but beware bc I’ll have autism within the hour

if you are the shores, i am the waves begging for big moons

but I don’t get sick time so I gotta get up 😭😭😭

i'm just a problem that doesn't wanna be solved, so could you please hold your applause

Im crazy but you like that- open.spotify.com/track/2g1Kgg...

Check the link in my bio! Just three days left!

I’ve been in bed since 7:30

Mr. Smutty got me soup 😭😭😭😭

Bro if they take away my GLP-1 and my lexapro you better mute me now. I will truly be an actual mess.

what is this? the worst day of my period? Why is my body rioting over the fact that we aren’t having babies. GIRL U DONT WANT THEM EITHER WE SPOKE ABOUT THIS IN LENGTH

Yes random guy- pls do push up’s in the middle of the street while it’s raining in the dark outside my work window

there you go, undress to impress, you can wear the crown but you're no princess

My dream date? Dinner in haunted catacombs

My cousin just told me to read this 😳👀

I like fishsticks.

There’s no air at the old apt bc they shut it off last month “for winter” I’m trying to clean up before we’re officially “moved out” and I’m ready to leave it all and go lmao