we did it Joe 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

today you opened your eyes and an old white suprematist didn’t.

You're laughing? Mitch McConnell and Lindsay Graham are in hell being sewn together into a human centipede and you're laughing?

more spaghetti, less upsetti 🍝

My cousins running a 5k this morning and to see how many people are up at 7 am on a Sunday to run is wild Yall go. I’d say you inspire me, but I don’t run. Either way yall are amazing

Jonathan Adler knows how to design a diamond art tray 😮‍💨

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“I’ll do this when I lose weight. I’ll wear this when I lose weight.” No baby, live now. Take up the space now. You deserve happiness and joy now.

why is it always a man in a pick up truck? like nothings happened yet today, but I just know a man in a pick up truck is gonna get me goin within the next 4 hours.

the last time you came through, oh darling, i know what you're going through

Wait sorry the FMC in off campus doesn’t like the fighting in hockey? confused 🤔

pick your poison babe, I’m poison either way

I got a pair of Free People jeans on clearance and I am flying high.

And if yall wanna weaponize the bible so bad let’s not forget when they said “If your eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away.” Aka I don’t need to dress modestly, you need to rip out your fucking eyes if you can’t handle it CHAD. I’ll get you a spoon 🥄

Thronebot here to tell you that Aimee likes presents 💞 https://throne.com/aimee/wishlist

i'm pretty sure as far as humans go, i am a hard, hard pill to swallow

hey when’s the Netflix doc about predatory VAs coming out? I’ll sit on the panel for that one get me a chair 🪑

Trying to be hot enough that you think you might die if you’re not inside me immediately.

i can make your heart slow, i can feel the weather in my bones

Okay, I can’t be held responsible for any feelings yall feel but here ya go open.spotify.com/playlist/0eB...

Just know every man that’s ever been like OMG LOVE UR TATS or DID THOSE HURT in person literally just got this back

Jenny’s gotta body just like an hour glass, I wanna be the sand inside that hour glass takin my timeeeeeee Take it slow ohhhh ohhhhhh gotta make it last

I CAN STILL FEEL YOUR ARMS NOW ILL GOOOOO SIT ON THE FLOOR WEARING YOUR CLOTHES ALL THAT I KNOW IS I DONT KNOW HOW TO BE SOMETHING YOULL MISSSSDS

“i’m still punk” i whisper to myself as i continue to post to this dead microblogging site

sadly my fav genre really is bands Jonny Craig was kicked out of lmao

hey could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?

When nobody’s in the office yet so you can be your weird singing self all alone

RIP legend ☹️☹️☹️☹️

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We just saw backrooms The fuck did I just watch

I’m just a paperweight in shades of grage, spending my last coins so someone will tell me it’s okay

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your looks are lovely runnin through my head 🪩

in poison places, we are anti-venom, we're the beginning of the end

lmaooooo these bigoted idiots really call themselves out all the time “Hi I’m following up on this quote request.” Them: the owner is handling it “Okay, since it’s been almost a week can you connect me with them? I’d like to try and have this finished today if possible” Them: HIM*****

Caught up on you; do I wanna go there? Yes I do.

TYSM @starshinepoetry.bsky.social 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’ll have my Mothman tattoo before I know ILYSMMMMMMMM

I’m in the mood to make a Spotify playlist hmmmmm

My favorite way to pull out who actually hates TS and who is performative is to post some of her best lyrics with no context and watch y’all like it

A lil wisdom for yall today: stop assuming people are mad at you and stop trying to manage the thoughts and emotions of others. let others be in charge of themselves and if they have something to say to you, they will. and honey if they don’t? baby that’s THEIR responsibility, never yours.

“When the truth comes out they’re quiet.”

oh hell no you don’t

ditto

What horror movie image haunts you?

Mean girl energy is so embarrassing Imagine being out of high school and still channeling like a mean girl mentality? Babe touch grass. Eat a meal. Worry about yourself. If this resonates with you then let’s do better hm?

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afternoon lads and babes

welcome to the demolition derby that is my heart