I am working on a new D&D campaign for my group starting in January. I am trying several new things and I am excited.

Please never say this.

I am sharing this mostly for @asewcialist.bsky.social but this should be watched by any anti-capitalist.

Olivia Nuzzi is like a chaotic bisexual who is only attracted to bug people

I just feel a connection to this for some weird reason.

I have no idea how I was not in love with Gillian Anderson the moment I saw her. I did not come to appreciate her until I was in my 40s.

I am just a hot dad without any children.

Face down, ass up Charlie Brown!

Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus

@saysexplease.bsky.social May I DM you?

Omg this....

for the office holiday party white elephant gift (limit $20), i have purchased: - a lock pick set - a black balaclava - a pair of lightweight black gloves 🥷🔐🫆

Bsky, should I trust this fart?

Brussel Sprouts are garbage that someone convinced the world was food.

I'm just a lil big guy

I am too handsome to be

Seriously considering a switch from belts to suspenders.

Me, but Disc Golf.

crowds of trees > crowds of people

Lets turn this porno into a pornyes

fixing this is going to require some... re-training qwantz.com/index.php?co...

I woke up with a little headache... as a treat :(

ive got that deer in me (the urge to run into traffic)

Him: "why are you naked?" Me: "im eating lasagna"

@nolanjsykes.bsky.social Just listening to the podcast released today and I live 5 minutes from the old Fisher Body plant here in Ohio. I drive past it twice a day going to and from work.

when i say 'shred the gnar' this is what i mean

Anybody want some hot choccy?

marjorie taylor g has all the names and no ties to anyone right now… grab life by the balls and wreck this country, lady. u have the power. (prove us all wrong that u suck)

Yes there should.

age is fake, whimsy is eternal

I somehow never knew this.

If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal 🌿

Whoops, The Onion has accidentally torn apart the Detroit Lions fanbase.

Drums or Flats?

That blows my mind.

If you see this qp with your bsky energy

When I die I don’t want to come back at alllll. But if I did I hope to come back as one of two things: ✨A wildflower who lives out its days in a field untouched by man. ✨A sleep paralysis demon that terrorizes man.

Pocket Hot Wheels of the Day Fourth Generation Toyota Supra. 7-11 exclusive casting. Toyo Tire Wheel Swap

okay one more mcdonald’s lunch then i’ll get my shit together

fuck imposter syndrome

gif that pops up when i type my name

Happy Birthday, @sensualdad.bsky.social I love your incredibly handsome and sexy self.

Pocket Hot Wheel car of the day. Liberty Walk Super Silhouette Nissan Silvia S15. You'd know it as the 280SX. Wheels swapped.

Something I struggle with almost daily.

My newest Hot Wheels acquisition. R32 Skyline with Pandem/Rocket Bunny body kit. I want to find another to repaint in Midnight Purple II.

The fact that her unhinged face was pixeled out is restraint I could never know.