Who wants to volunteer a pic of sweet boobage for my locket?

The greatest thing happening in the universe at this moment is me listening to "These Peoples Try To Fade Me" by Coach Z. Yes, even if Trump was gasping his last breath.

I still have her AIM screen name tattooed on my arm.

The ones are always cold And the parties last all night And there's probably lots of chocolate And Population: Tire Population tire!

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Trogdor?

Doop Doop Doop Doop

Little known fact. Homestar Runner was covering Black Box.

I need to save this so I can quote retweet this next time I am constipated.

Supersonic by J.J.Fad is the original "bop"

I am not vicious or malicious Just de-lovely and delicious

my dogs government name: Chewbarka "Chewie" Louise what I actually call her: Boobear, Boobers, Booberbutt, Pretty Gorl, Baby Gorl, Stinky.

PUT THE NEEDLE ON THE RECORD WHEN THE DRUM BEATS GO LIKE THIS

You may not know this but I am a very handsome young man.

She is only three years older than me but Hannah Waddingham is my mommy now. I do make the rules and this is the 37th rule I have instituted. No.1 was "No Sex In The Champagne Room"

My love language is canceling plans.

48 years to late, Dad.

Tonight has been much needed Coheed & Cambria therapy.

Busty women in their 30s are an important and valuable part of the ecosystem

I cleaned the filter in my window AC unit so I am basically MacGuyver now.

If anyone has the bandwidth to help Kelso please do so. I have supported them for years. They need resources and mutuals within SW.

🥺 If anyone loved me they would get me this.

I will always disappoint my parents but I hope Jimothy loves me some day.

I don't believe in heterosexuals. Just be bi. You know there is at least one person of the same gender you want to fuck. Allies are great but they are on the sidelines. Get in the trenches with the rest of us.

@oneblueiris.bsky.social TY for gracing my reddit timeline as well as here.

Having a built in pocket like a kangaroo would vastly improve my quality of life in a way that would be embarrassing but adorable.

🎶 It's not my fault you're like you're like you're like in love with me 🎶

Cable access show stolen to advance the Big Arcade agenda

@twosense.bsky.social I appreciate you. You are a delight.

Anyone want to ride bikes up to the pony keg and get some candy?

I had a threesome with Beavis and Butthead

Finally watched Mean Girls (2024) and I really like it. Reneé Rapp is a stand out.

Breakfast is Kroger brand gummy bears. 😋

Fast fashion companies are basically the AI grifters of the apparel world. They steal their ideas from independent designers/artists, churn out a bunch of shitty slop, and are really bad for the environment… 🙄 #NoFastFashion #StopFillingLandfills #JustSayNoToShein

Post someone reading

Tho girl with the Paddington 2 tattoo

The president can’t seem to stop spewing lies about our elections. HE’S TRYING TO DISTRACT YOU FROM HIS FAILURES.

You’ve Offed your last Face.

Cannot talk. My Umas need me.

Women are scary and that's why I love them

@jamieloftus.bsky.social @jessethorn.bsky.social do you two know each other? I do not recall either of you mentioning the other but you have so many similarities that I feel like you might. All the way down to the organ player for the Red Sox.

If you're submissive, make sure that you don't let anyway sway you with guilt. If someone tries to guilt you into doing something sexual with you, that is a HUGE red flag! 🚩 Real doms have better tools at their disposal than guilt. Guilt trippers are bad doms, bad lays, and bad people.

My inner child wants a Build-A-Bear and has for years.

Drag is not just art — it's integral to our history, culture, and joy. On International Drag Day, we celebrate and honor those who came before us and who continue to use drag as a means to fuel our fight for equality. ✨

Amber Ruffin is my goddess

The US needs to double the spending on the military to ensure the world fully appreciates the brilliant incompetence of mediocre White men.

No, but I don't buy it

Killing my enemies with kindness is taking too long

I do not lust over celebrities

graphite drawing! btw who watching Norway England match?