This world needs a reset* *A Godzilla appearance

Wearing an "A" on my sweater to warn everyone that I am an excellent student.

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Love sleeping with my titties a-floppin'

Five shows to get to know me: ✨Sealab 2021 ✨Brooklyn Nine-Nine ✨Parks & Rec ✨Bluey ✨Bobs Burgers

Plz help

Bag it tag it sell it to the butcher in the store

If you don’t love trans people, I hate you. 🥰

Gonna start pronouncing J.R.R. Tolkien as "Junior-er Tolkien"

happy trans visibility day!!! don't forget kiddos:

FUCK YOU IM’ A DRAOGN AND IM’ GAY AND TRANSGENDER

Stop doomscrolling. Go masturbate or something.

that's right bitch

Slept in a Danzig shirt and woke up Mother.

It is not "political donations", it's "bribes". It's not "lobbying" it is "bribery". It is not "politics" it's "profiteering."

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FUCK THIS - dashare.zone ADMIN

These guys are blinkmaxxing

Currently fartmaxxing

@jessethorn.bsky.social I am catching up on JJGO and Paw Patrol are the absolute worst. Fuck those class traitors. That being said… I need a Thot Patrol sticker.

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I put the fun in "there's something wrong with her"

the thing is, people could easily just watch the fucking shitty wizard show and keep their mouth shut abt it. but they want to not only do whatever they want, they want to tell people about it and argue about how they're still a good person. they want everyone else to assuage their guilt for them

🤏 crushing your head

Kickstarter goes live at 1pm EST!!

Chicks Rule

Samesies

A warning for Gen Z: There will come a time, when you reach a certain age, when the promise of a specific food is the only thing stopping you from snapping and murdering people, and it is disproportionately devastating when your roommate/partner has eaten it. It is your emotional support food era.

The trans and non-binary ally we’ve been waiting for is YOU. 🩵🩷🤍

I have a puppy next to me

I want a pound of black licorice right now

Today's pocket car

Super happy to see Sarah Sherman is critical of Isreal and loud about Palestinian liberation.

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@piggynukka.bsky.social I finally got the horse girl that you cosplay and she's just so sweet and adorable and she's probably my new second or third favorite.

Sadly, I am awake

my dancing style can best be described as “learned too late in life that dressage is a horse sport”

It's just... tragic.

I am on dating apps again for the first time since COVID and it is like all the busty ladies either died or are off the market :(

monday feels

Now accepting donations of this race car. VROOM VROOM!

Dogs know how to drive but they refuse

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

It is so true 🥹

I like brasseries because that is where the boobies go