I have a fun one here about the speaker being a life guard

My first NSFW script offer has been filled by the lovely u/8mementomori6. Check it out and give him a little love here: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

nature is so beautiful

Uh oh! This cozy game sold your identity to Palantir!

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

Alright yall, I’ll be posting a new script daily Monday thru Friday this week 😊 hope you’re ready for a week of Kopaf! Check out the first one here: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Uh, actually, I’d rather visit Carl’s GOOD Caverns

the biggest midwest trait I have that will never go away is pronouncing aunt like the bug and not like a fancy boy who loves his sweets

Salsa commercial where I’m ostracized because my brand is made in Raccoon City

If you pronounce AT-AT like “@ @“, I think they should put you in prison And if you also call soda “pop,” well, buddy, you better hope for a call from the governor

Aaron Spelling? No, I’m pretty sure I spelled it right

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

REDDIT SCRIPTWRITERS: Share ONE unfilled script of yours below that you love and you really wish had a fill 👇🏻 REDDIT VAs: Maybe take a look and you might find a script you like 🙏🏻👇🏻

you kicked my gun away? what the hell man that's what I was crawling towards.

My earrrrs are burrrniiiing 😏💅

A very lovely little FSub MILF/Cougar Script, that I hope you enjoy! "Overconfident MILF goes stupid on your virgin dick" reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/1rgkfyx/ [Scentplay, Kissing, Mindbreak, Older Woman, FDom to FSub]

“Jilling Off” is when you berate your husband Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor for putting a Hemi engine in the margarita machine

Daddy Ultros commission courtesy of @becktheclownnsfw.bsky.social ! 🦑🥳

Early 2026 comms for @dahliava.bsky.social, @jacemoonwake.bsky.social, @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social, and @warraxnsfw.bsky.social. Thank you so much for commissioning me! My commissions are still open, and I would also add a couple commission on my menu.

Yeah, but could AI do THIS??? *sits perfectly still and sedentary for 17 hours*

Love Dunkin, hate the Yankees, possess the extreme ennui of Ben Affleck. Midwestern by birth, Bostonian by choice 🫘

Chat, is this cooked? *holds an extremely pink hamburger up to the webcam*

I’m the guy who sucks, plus… PLUS… you’re never gonna believe this….

Here you go! My newest script, Invited to the Cookout: When Bonding Leads to Boning. Reddit link in the replies! I hope you enjoy! #nsfwaudio #EroticAudio

Welp, I went with tacos. Or actually, first fucking and THEN tacos ... M4F BFE audio on Reddit www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Clowngirl impreg script titled “Bred In Circuses,” who says no

I don’t think the actors should be allowed to pal around like this when the characters hate each other. I come from an era of kayfabe

I’m the Michael Jordan of baseball of erotic scriptwriting 😎

The impact of my mic drop was lessened when I scrambled to pick it back up on the verge of tears 🎤🥲

Screw it! Posting now rather than later! www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...

NEVER FEAR GOBLIN ALLIE IS HERE WITH u/southern_cut_7987 to ROB YOU!!! wait... they're... already robbed??? Ugh! Nik what do you have there? FUCK! NIK WHY DID YOU DROP IT!!! both [mf4f] and [mf4m] are upppp hehehe (Art by me) www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

There are very few things in this world more motivational to me than “*cocks Super Soaker* What are YOU gonna do?” re: the foot fetish wisdom of Bobby Hill youtu.be/kfPtbH7v4oE?...

Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got

Okay if I liked submissive men, which I did not say that I did… ✨new reddit audio out now ✨ 🔗: www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Body double? Try CUNT double. Wanna see? New f4m script offer on Reddit. www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Sabrina Carpenter was so real for writing a song about the ostrich from Donkey Kong Country

www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... 🥲

Fountains of Wayne were INCREDIBLY ahead of their time on wanting to fuck everybody’s mom. Tastemakers

Gallows humor? Yeah my gal owes me 20 bucks! Which I could really use, due to a sharp increase in my healthcare premiums.

this came to me in a dream

Me, *meek, timid, Dickensian*: Excuse me, sir? 🥺👉👈 Mightn’t you have any Good Ones today? Gruff Shopkeep: NO! Read the sign! Normal Ones only! Me, *sighing*: I’ll have a Normal One, please 😔

Still excited for collabs and comms and such, but I’m rapidly losing my passion for public script offers. Plenty in the GWAsphere that demoralizes me. Working 5 days a week again hasn’t helped. Right as I roll up on my one year anniversary, fabulous timing *Ben Affleck smoking face* as always 🚬😩

It’s actually a plot hole how Gwaihir and the eagles don’t just carry me to work and do my job for me

(sea monster bio) You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

If you become a worm you are lost to me. I will not accept that there is a human being trapped in such a creature. With no malice I will leave you to go your wormly way

This is what gaming is all about

Sitting down at the pub and starting up a chant. Brown food. Bangong on the table. BROWN FOOD. Other patrons joining in. BROWN FOOD BROWN FOOD. The server throws her head back and just starts howling. Someone starts playing a drum to keep the beat. A shirtless prep cook starts up a moshpit