About to go on a two-day journey that involves 22 hours of flying, to get to somewhere where I can then take a two-day boat to somewhere even more remote. Will be away for three weeks and I wish I could take G and my dog with me

Exquisite #AudioPorn by @focusedandfilthy.bsky.social, now I REALLY want to try tantric massage

Saw some blossom earlier and thought you'd enjoy seeing it too @eyebright.bsky.social

A thoroughly, throbbingly sexy day, and the DIY spreader bar made its (very successful) debut

#ICYMI this week's new sexy stuff: Amazing guest blog by OldManOnAJourney: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/anal-fi... Pegging audio porn by me: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/great-p...

Today I will take my pretty girl to a large but intimate venue, strip her naked and put her on display for others to enjoy

This will cheer you up 👇

When the bar is set low for men it's quite incredible that they so often fail to clear it.

In case you suffer from seasonal low mood or have been anxious or sad today, here are the earliest spring flowers-these will be blooming in a few weeks’ time 🌿

And so it begins #DIYSpreaderBar

I'm so delighted that I complied with the Online Safety Act, blocking an accessibility feature on my site from UK users to 'protect the children' while Elon Musk's site can just generate CSAM with total impunity.

Tomorrow the first pieces of my DIY spreader bar arrive. Main challenge: drilling holes for attachment points

I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why. I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.

Tonight will most definitely not be anything like the night when I took my wife to a hotel for hours of sex before she played with my arse and made me orgasm exactly on the stroke of midnight.

Married for 15 years, we've spiced up our sex life by writing erotic fiction to each other. Discovered we're both far more depraved than either previously realised. Highly recommended.

What a weird, sad life they must lead to have this attitude towards sex

A truly lovely, gentle and sexy post. How have I not yet experienced pegging?!

The Final Sex Before All The Family Stuff Begins. Thoroughly exquisite sex it was too. Licked and squeezed and stroked and fucked her in such an all-consuming erotic lovefest that the memory will sustain me over the coming days.

Well this is delightful

Last night the eternal battle between the Oak King and Holly King raged. As ever the Oak King prevailed and will reign for the next six months, ushering in shoots, saplings and the hot bloodedness of warmer weather.

It's been a few years since I posted any photos of myself, curious eyes may therefore be sated by this one - which I'm particularly pleased with - taken high up in a remote part of the Andes.

The term "institutional objectification" makes me shudder, not in a good way

London feels as though it's already started to empty out for the holidays. Quiet restaurant, quiet cinema.

I admit I've only seen 'Best of' clips of SNL but the fact that they're supposedly the best makes me wonder why the US has such a terrible sense of humour

The law can be such a cold and cruel thing

This is so depressing

Relentless bad news this week so I'm putting my mind in hibernation, it can just deal with the basics until things improve.

From what I can tell, this is good news. And fuck knows I need a little good news at the moment.

A new step for J and I: giving her instructions to prepare herself by using a certain toy the day before we meet

This weekend’s blog post and a new outfit …. I’m a sucker for a sale item 😊 focusedandfilthy.com/2025/12/07/b...

Now this, THIS, is one helluva gift list, I very much like the range of prices (even free, what a great idea that is!). I would be a most happy boy if someone bought me a Fleshlight Launch. One glaring omission, though; a GOTN subscription would make a wonderful gift too... maybe for yourself?

I was just awarded the FIFA Pegging Prize in Fiction. It's an honor, truly.

“Do I need to bring anything?” I message, wondering if Tesco might stock enough slime to cover two horny adults. “Just beer. And an open mind,” he replies. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/12-lays... NEW guest blog by Kirstyn Smith! Playful sex! Sexy anticipation! A paddling pool full of slime!

There's excellent alternatives out there and it's very easy to switch

I very much enjoyed having the excuse to think hard* and deep** about this *😉 **😉😉

There's an area of Los Angeles named after Tarzan?! Called Tarzana??!!

Still got it. Decided to go to local Korean shop, buy some kimchi and make myself fresh sourdough, cheese and kimchi toasties.

Superb list, how lucky we are to have sex bloggers blogging away despite all THAT. Great job @innocentlb.bsky.social

I wish we had more penis-having sex writers so that lists such as this would have a more diverse range of toys

Using ChatGPT

This is true of those who write for magazines and websites and newspapers too. Being a writer does not, for the vast majority, bring in anywhere near enough money to live on.

Ugh so many spreader bars for sale that would only create a slightly widened stance. Should calm them "slightly widened stance bars". Fuckers.

Now on #Literotica: Training Sally www.literotica.com/s/training-s... #Erotica #BDSM

"Even pretending it makes me feel sexy and primal..." #ICYMI this week's stunning guest blog is about a topic close to my heart: #breeding! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/childfr...

Something short I wrote about a couple asking their friend to train them in the ways of kink starcrossstories.wordpress.com/2025/11/21/t...

Taking my wife to a fancy hotel this evening for spa time, dinner and quality time between her thighs.

Countdown to #Christmas has officially begun because I just took delivery of HUNDREDS of these gorgeous cards! Designed by @stuartcb.bsky.social, aren't they gorgeous? Here's how to get one: www.girlonthenet.com/blog/2025-ch...

This is, sadly, becoming increasingly common for me

science is fun

Hmm, I'd previously enjoyed this event but there were some lowlights: - Unfriendly woman - A man that was too obvious in his wanting to touch J - Unhygienic woman Some highlights too, which saved the day: - J - J - J