A late Saturday post but really it’s an early peak at tomorrow’s post. focusedandfilthy.com/2026/06/27/m...

Indescribably hot fantasy, a real treat of a series.

Deeply concerned about spontaneously combusting. Took my beautiful wife on a date, she wore a short dress and heels and was CONSIDERABLY hotter than both the weather and the Hunanese meal I had that was 50% chillies and now I think I'm🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I tied J in public on Thursday evening and got to experience all the joys I described in this post. Thanks for sharing again @girlonthenet.bsky.social!

Guest blog submissions open again, gang. Come pitch me your sexy stories/opinions/ideas www.girlonthenet.com/guest-blogs/

www.maptap.gg June 27 93🏆 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 97🔥 Final score: 972 Gotta love a country that has 'booty' in its name

My thoughts are with bisexual women, this must be devastating news

Had a danger of a man at the event last night. Introduced the two women he was with, and who were about 1/3 his age, as his "bitches" and then proceeded to talk with one of them throughout the safety introduction. But this is the first time I've seen two hosts handle the situation perfectly. They

This is, of course, the correct spelling

Remarkable how many cuts of meat sound like veteran news anchors facing multiple accusations of workplace harassment: Chuck Brisket Rib Silverside Rump Foreshank Plate Centreloin Flank Saddleback

Ouch. Eye revenge is a bit extreme.

Walking home through dark and overheated streets with Love Theme by Barry White blasting in my ears kept my kink-sated soul soaring for just a few minutes longer.

That was one exquisite orgy of hot bodies. As always with J I leave wanting more of her.

Taking J to one of our favourite kink events this evening and this heat has me so fucking feral, my goodness.

Back in the UK and under the impression that this heat is at least a little bit bothersome to all but the very richest, who helped cause it

www.maptap.gg June 25 97🔥 96🔥 100🎯 97🔥 65😐 Final score: 879 And I thought I knew Pacific Islands...

On my way back to the UK having spent a while far to the north of the Arctic Circle. Assume the weather's being perfectly normal for my return.

Have been living a life increasingly less ordinary these past couple of years, but the day after tomorrow I get to hold my beautiful A again, and then I will go to a dungeon and see if J is in need of discipline ♥️

www.maptap.gg June 22 100🎯 80✨ 100🎯 94🏅 88🎉 Final score: 926 National Kissing Day! But which nation?!

www.maptap.gg June 19 99🎯 96🔥 98🎯 93🎉 100🎯 Final score: 970 Albatross day!

www.maptap.gg June 18 92😁 99🎯 98🎯 86🌟 86😁 Final score: 903 Some obscure places in this one. Who's ever heard of Baltimore?!

Got some new dumbbells delivered and I couldn’t pick up the parcel to get them into the flat. An excellent start.

www.maptap.gg June 15 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 98🔥 96🔥 Final score: 981 🎉

Currently rimming the Arctic Circle and in need of sleep despite all the sun

www.maptap.gg June 14 92🎓 100🎯 97🔥 95🏆 87🌞 Final score: 932 Oopsie

I think it is probably time I started dating again. So, men of London, a little reminder... www.girlonthenet.com/blog/up-your...

Oh so delicious. Yum.

www.maptap.gg June 13 100🎯 95🏅 95🏆 94🎉 94🎉 Final score: 949 Just as well Ibn Battuta didn't follow me

The UK has gone down a very dark road.

www.maptap.gg June 12 95🏆 98🎯 98🎯 95🏅 82👏 Final score: 920 Brazil, why u so big :(

Me, pointing towards the sky: "What kind of bird is that?" A: "A big one." Me: "Oh yeah." Hehe she's silly and I love her.

www.maptap.gg June 11 89✨ 96🔥 96🔥 100🎯 96🔥 Final score: 965 The Isle of Wight or, as we used to call it, the Pile of Shite

A fairly big wedding anniversary for us today. I am a very, very lucky person to be in such a happy marriage.

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

Thought-provoking words you don't expect to see in a remote forest

Thought-provoking words you don't expect to see in a remote forest

Enjoying seeing others' header images. Here's mine, taken by a truly lovely and talented photographer

I took a small professional hit from quitting Twitter, a privilege I was able to afford but have since compensated for elsewhere. I don't understand why anyone but those who absolutely need Twitter to survive are still supporting that platform. Perhaps someone could explain?

www.maptap.gg June 10 100🎯 96🔥 96🔥 100🎯 91😁 Final score: 961 My Iranian geography knowledge is poor, if only I could travel there and fix that

Thoroughly exhausting bike ride with 500m height gain (a lot for someone used to flat London streets), some unintentional off road and one heck of a headwind. I am in need of bathing and massaging.

"the sun showed up again" I like that

www.maptap.gg June 9 100🎯 94🏆 100🎯 97🔥 88✨ Final score: 949 Hadn't even heard of that province!

Remember to email your MP if you haven’t already, and thank your MP if they’ve already signed: equalrecognition.eaction.org.uk/rejectthecode

www.maptap.gg June 8 99🎯 98🎯 97🔥 95🏆 98🔥 Final score: 970 Tricky tricky tricky

Cannot wait to see my wife and get cunt drunk again

This weekend’s blog post and a little spot of Bastinado! focusedandfilthy.com/2026/06/06/b...

www.maptap.gg June 6 97🔥 100🎯 100🎯 96🔥 86🎓 Final score: 943 Love the yo-yo story

Because I feel like Bluesky is like baby Twitter when everything was fun and chumbly and also about sharing stuff you're secretly pleased with... here's my palette cleanser after moaning earlier... and shhh, don't tell the other platforms... it's technically a cover reveal...

www.maptap.gg June 3 97🔥 100🎯 100🎯 92🎓 96🔥 Final score: 961 Another meh

Scientists should be receiving more standing ovations. Scientists should be invited onto stages in our largest arenas to tell us their achievement and after each one does so crowds of people rise to their feet and celebrate loudly.