The Company Context Rule Don't assume hiring managers know your company. "Software Engineer at ID Automation" ← What do they do? Add one line: "ID Automation - Identity verification SaaS serving 500+ enterprises" Context makes your achievements hit harder.

The ATS system my company uses updated their colors today. I would have liked better filtering for me, but sure, new colors are cool too.

Jeffries: "What's extraordinary to me is that Mike Johnson doesn't even have the decency to distance himself from Donald Trump's death threats leveled at patriotic members of Congress. Even John Thune had the decency to distance himself from Trump's remarks. But Mike Johnson couldn't say a thing."

How come we renamed the DoD to Dept of War but didn't rename DoJ to Department of Prosecution?

Metaphor alert

A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.

Larry Summers to retire to spend more time with the family that he was doggedly trying to be unfaithful to

It's hard out there for a lickspittle.

Then write an impeachment article dumbass.

Billionaires are losing interest in generative AI. They must have found a younger technology.

Epstein survivor Haley Robson refutes Mike Johnson: "The survivors that don't want to be public are Jane Does. They've been protected and their names have been redacted the whole time ... I don't care if my name is redacted is not."

Is there any reason to believe the Trump people are going to release the full unedited (in their favor) Epstein files? That’s obviously why he changed his mind, right?

When you assemble a squad of thugs and tell them they're above the law, don't be shocked if they start behaving as if they're above the law.

represent your constituents in such a way that you're not the only representative whose interns are having to babysit Wikipedia today. there is apparently some disagreement whether it is significant that he was the lone Nay vote to discharge the Epstein files en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clay_Hi...

BUT, TIME TO SHOWER, BOYS!

It doesn't matter. They already said they weren't electing him to be a Sunday school teacher.

Every outlet worth a damn should be calling this out. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Just realized an interesting Mahomes stat as he's likely to miss the Super Bowl this year. In his career, he has never failed to win the SB the year after missing it (2019, 2022). So might as well just give him the 2026 Lombardi now.

Well at least they’re finally admitting they’re not Christians.

Two days ago, signing a petition to release the Epstein files was a treasonous act. Only 4 House Republicans were willing to do it. They were pressured, threatened and harassed by Trump to remove their name. Tomorrow, they are all going to vote for it. Spineless cowards.

When House Republicans' greatest achievement is called "recess."

Trump and Republicans refuse to extend ACA tax credits, meaning that millions of Americans will see their premiums skyrocket next year. I’ve got a solution: let’s get rid of premiums altogether and pass Medicare for All! www.commondreams.org/news/as-dr-o...

Great news. This is what an ICE agent looks like in a mugshot. Meet Gerardo Rodriguez, 45, of Temecula, courtesy of the Riverside County Sheriff’s Office. Arrested for "illegally detaining a minor at gunpoint while off duty last week." 🧵

I don't get how Outlook can have existed since forever, and still not have functionality that Google cal has. For example, when I schedule OOO, GSuite asks if I want to decline existing & future invites. Outlook pretends it doesn't know I'm OOO

KC has lost 5 games. All 5 games were one score. In 3 of those 5 games, Mahomes threw a red zone INT. Hard to win if you're doing that.

Nobody else in the league has more than 5.

It’s a lot harder to walk back having coddled up to hate-spewing people than it is to avoid making such associations in the first place.

"When did pedophilia become a partisan issue?" - James Talarico (D-TX)

I bought a used car last week. This week I've gotten 2 emails from the dealer telling me about sales they have on their new cars. I don't know who your target audience is, but it's not me. If I wanted a new car, I would have bought one last week.

I'm pretty sure I've never seen an illegal block in the back on the kicking team before. 🤷‍♂️

everything is eugenics

Bingo. Corporate welfare is the real welfare you should be talking about.

i want to put this in front of conservative pundits who defended this raid bsky.app/profile/raws...

KARL: Tariffs have been removed from some food items. How soon do we expect prices on those goods will go down? HASSETT: The prices for those goods weren't necessarily going up just because of tariffs KARL: So they might not go down?

KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true? HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart-- KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.

I don't even want to try and decide which of the 2 policies at work is less bad.

Making America Great sure seems to involve trashing a lot of the things that make America great. Like the freedom to speak without government retaliation.

Epstein’s War

ICE has arrested about 600 immigrants in the city of Chicago. You know how many of them have criminal records? Sixteen. They promised to secure the border and remove anybody who was violent — and they lied.

Incredible photo. Those who truly seek to emulate Christ are the natural enemies of this administration.

Four of this year's five easiest schedules are in the AFC East NE -12.3% BUF -6.2% NYJ -5.7% CLE -5.3% MIA -4.8% Hardest schedules: TEN 7.6% HOU 6.7% ARI 6.5% LAR 6.2% SF 3.9% Remember we thought the 49ers would have an easy schedule? Didn't turn out that way.

Whoa! Immigrants come here with nothing and the next thing you know they’re buying houses that established citizens cannot afford? Those enterprising newcomers sound like just the sort of folks we need. Never mind that JD’s premise is as BS as his 30M number.

Ms Rachel hosted a child on her show who lost limbs with Israeli bombings. Donald Trump rapes children. Both sides deal with children in controversial ways. -The NYT

Oh, it's gonna happen.

Circa 2005 we applied for private insurance (because work insurance was bad) and were rejected for a reason. Our broker said to wait a year and apply again. 2006 we tried and they asked "have you ever been rejected insurance before?" and that was, apparently, the only question that mattered

Also in what world is 15 "barely legal"?

Everyone who posts this should note that Megyn Kelly has a 14-year-old daughter. Do not let her off the hook on this.