40 percent off of all toys at Ollie's for the next week so if you want to build your all Kingo from The Eternals army you've been dreaming of the time has finally come!

One of my old favorites.

I don't need the inflatable vampire coffin cooler. I don't need the inflatable vampire coffin cooler. I don't need the inflatable vampire coffin cooler. I don't need the inflata

it's incredible to contemplate: these people don't have enough. they look at your rickety remaining safety nets -- maybe some employer provided health insurance, maybe even a 401k -- and they think: i need to get my greasy lips around those dregs and drink them dry too

That’s adorable

I love reading. in fact I love reading so much, that I will re-read the same paragraph 10 times over, in an attempt to pay enough attention to register it properly

This was part of Gilliam's Twelve Monkeys movie.

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.

Playmates and Viacom will not be renewing their licensing agreement for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Their partnership will end on December 31st, 2026 - bit.ly/4axAYDu

Merry Christmas!

Good gravy, that is beautiful.

I really don't like systems that force libraries to pay-per-use and I wish libraries themselves were more upfront with users about how much every movie you take out from Hoopla or Kanopy is costing the library.

Semiquincentennial. Has the orange man tried to say that in public yet?

In 2016 a weasel fell into the Large Hadron Collider and took it offline. There's a theory that we got blasted into the Bad Timeline because of that, and honestly it explains more than I'm comfortable with.

The last decade has really revealed our rich/ruling class are truly the *stupidest* among us, only in the position they are because the game was rigged in their favor long before they were born, so they never had to TRY at anything and thus have become just the most weapons-grade lackwits possible.

It's the Monopoly Rule: capitalism will take any criticism you level at it and sell it back to you for a profit.

I assume this is the crochet equilivant of live editing your kernel lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do

I hate the dude but this is what you say when you’re unafraid of what’s on those files. This completely destroys a Trump talking point.

This is why I keep harping on about her. There are lots of shitty, unethical journalists. Plenty of people have had affairs with politicians. But this affair knocked over a set of dominoes that set public health back 50 years. Children will die of preventable diseases because of her.

"Mr. Scott, two to beam up."

Oh boy

Of all the sins of AI, this is an unexpected and deeply annoying one

Shoutout to the passenger who let me know that Chipotle was doing BOGO burritos today, because you just saved me making dinner *and* getting lunch sorted tomorrow. If you're mountain time or pacific, you may still be able to get in on this - just wear an "extra" holiday sweater.

Occasionally Instagram tricks me into clicking on Threads. This is the first time EVER I’ve seen something there that delighted me

I am undone by “it may take many flushes,” when referencing getting a rat out of your toilet. #pnw #flood

on pace to meet my yearly book goal if i read 6.1 books an hour until the new year

Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.

Poor little dog @heymum3.bsky.social

So the DNC doesn't want to release the election autopsy, because it would be bad for the consultants. And Carville, who undoubtedly has access to said documents, has come out in favor of trans rights. Yeah, that fucking autopsy indicates one of the reasons they lost was throwing trans rights away.

Jupiter 90 minute time lapse using IR720 pass filter. C6 - ASI585MC #astronomy #astrophotography

This entire train got blown over this morning northwest of Cheyenne

reminder:

Damn right... most of you don't remember when the church aggressively fought the advent of the printing press and people learning to read around 1440. Mostly because we don't know our history, but also because none of us were remotely alive.

this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will

They really underestimate how much nobody cares about protecting Bill Clinton.

Did anyone do this yet

Cost and ship if anyone is looking for him.

Sp a reddit sleuth had to figure this out and feed it to the Kash FBI and the local cops apple.news/A5PXNfHVdSji...

Trans rights were a major component of Democrats' big win in November - which is why Dems in Congress instantly gave away your healthcare and voted against trans rights, because they don't want you to think you have a say with them. They just want your money as a permanent token opposition party.

He would shake all the KYS and mean things but the thing that would crush him is “Nobody loves you” and it’s true.

I saw someone on here refer to how the Dems treat trans people as "the enemy of my enemy is disposable" and it hasn't left my head since

Reminder: “1% of the US population” is 3,420,000 people. That is more than the total populations of Nevada, Kansas, or Maine. Imagine telling yourself that it would be okay to criminalize the people of West Virginia because they’re “less than 1% of the population.” Fix your hearts or die.

jfc, I’m having flashbacks to when my mom guilted me into taking one of my half-sisters somewhere before an ice storm and I was at the intersection east of St Paul Central and i saw 8 cars slide into each other and I had to hit REVERSE on Rondo and go south to Marshall and not get hit

When you need to take the cat to the vet but you can't get him in the box.