It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

Just choked on my sandwich. 😂 Isn't he brilliant? A Polish Crested Chicken.

Every explanation of why young people are unhappy that doesn't talk about stuff like this is either wrong or pushing an agenda.

3rd cat in a box

“We want to destroy the humanities as a field, we only want people working vocations, we don’t want you thinking, speaking, writing for yourself.” Is, once again, a Saturday morning cartoon villain’s plot.

W/alt

Shadow in the Stars reached 160 followers and as promised here's a picture of table cat Talia.

Like, half of democrats problems are because they always seem to think that level heads will prevail, and that of they let republicans fuck up badly enough, things will just course correct on its own. This happens way too seldomly for democrats to keep trying to rely on it as a strategy.

A lot of people keep pointing out how republicans were all like “hurr, democrats will go to war with Iran,” during the campaign, but the fact that no democrats push back like “mother fuckers, you dipshits tore up our Iran deal,” is why republicans keep getting away with saying ridiculous shit.

a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

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If you recognize which unnamed woman is talking because you're asked for comment and the comment makes it clear which of the woman's rape stories match your memory of events, and you text that specific woman and say "stop telling people I raped you," that is.... sure an admission of something.

timeline cleanse 🧼

To the people bringing up Al Franken and complaining that Republicans get away with sex crimes and how “it’s not fair” Dems don’t, you’re a piece of shit, the ideology you represent is rotten and harmful, and there’s a reason why the party you support is so unpopular. You are no better than MAGA

Hell yeah fuck yeah let's go

Oh yeah and Highlander's getting a collector's edition 4K release and re-release in cinemas.

I'm just going to reiterate: Turns out I never lost my enthusiasm or wonder for spaceflight, I just fucking hate Elon Musk and his idiotic bullshit.

This thread took a turn I was not expecting. 😬

the artemis ii pics of the moon and perfect splashdown reminded me what actual science looks like – instead of, say, an ai program named clifford that can write christmas cards for me.

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The amount of people who still think the Al Franken controversy was a single Republican radio host is why he resigned so quick. Like that's why he did it right before the investigation vote was about to take place, he wanted to squash the other accusers and cement the idea it was a witch hunt.

Politicians are like a pile of tissues from your old jacket pocket, very few are really clean enough to be of use, most can be thrown away and its easy enough to get more

Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely

That Disney cuts anything "too gay" when the man who wrote the lyrics for Aladdin was on his HIV death bed while doing it should always be remembered with disgust. They constantly want to play both sides, but when the cards are down it's queer bodies that built much of their renaissance.

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There's always some dude who is like "Well, the right got Kavanaugh so why can't we have--" BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT OUR OWN FUCKING KAVANAUGH, ZERO KAVANAUGHS IS ENOUGH KAVANAUGHS.

OKAY GOOD IT WASN'T JUST ME.

is this what it felt like in the 60s bc we haven't had a shuttle mission in forever and i forgot how much i need this sense of collective accomplishment

This is the time that Artemis II's crew should slip footage from Event Horizon into the video feed.

❤️ (alt text: "I think we underestimate how many people are hanging on by a single, fraying thread and how, some days, the only thing saving them/us from the abyss is the small comforts of a TV-show that feels like home, a book that tells you you're not alone, or a pet that needs you.")

And Trump always keeps his promises so all of this should be totally fine. I love the idea of a bunch of people who watch Trump every day show literally no empathy, consideration, humanity, or - and this is the key one - any signs of being trustworthy, will choose to believe him on this.

I think we need to resurrect dead trends from the last few years because everyone’s broke. Stanley Girlies, break that cup back out, you know it’s still perfectly good.

this is like asking a bear if they want to eat out of a dumpster

Hit 150 pre launch followers! Here's two cat bros to celebrate.

Schools are like "hey lock up your cell phones they're too damaging to the learning process. now please open up your lying plagiarism machine and start generating content"

Automatic draft registration: streamlined, efficient. Automatic voter registration: creeping deep state tyranny.

it is very important to remember that the confederates were both traitors and big stupid losers who got their asses kicked

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

All the little quail hatched out today. The hen had laid a bunch of eggs in a planter and she hunkered down under last season’s dried-out basil. I went out to check on them today and they were just leaving the nest. I counted 11 on the ground and another 5 still bopping around in the planter.

"The Pentagon is threatening to create an Antipope" is the funniest real sentence of this year I'm not sorry

me this entire week

this is the same asshole who demanded the cdc shorten the covid isolation window from ten days to five because he was losing money, fuck this clown, send him to the hague with the rest of this country's evil losers

Sick of worrying about the same shitty people constantly doing the same shitty things but worse

Imagine if jill Biden did this

The amazing thing about writing is it's basically time travel and whenever I think about that it blows my mind. It's a genuine miracle. I mean, just think about it: a Chinese general from 2,500 years ago can point out the President of the USA is a fucking idiot. It's incredible.

Putting aside Sam Altman just continuing to emit huge lies constantly, this is an amazing example of what I mean when I talk about how GenAI is replacing *extremely low energy* digital tasks with *WAY WAY HIGHER ENERGY* replacements that *do not even work* Why TF is anyone using ChatGPT as a timer!

Trump can't read, here's the proof

Donald Glover is older now than Danny Glover was when he was too old for this shit.