CONFIRMED: Eileen Higgins, a Democrat, will be the new mayor of Miami. She'll be the city's first Democratic mayor since the 1990s. She flipped the office from Republicans, and does so easily. She leads the DeSantis-endorsed Emilio González 59/41 right now with most ballots counted.

I'm rewatching stranger things s4 and I'm on the finale going this is almost over right there's like 15, 20 minutes left? lol. lmao. an hour and eight minutes.

engaging with TikTok content as if most of it is posted in good faith is a fundamental failure of media literacy in 2025. people openly brag about how much money they make ragebaiting the algorithm. if TikTok content outrages you, assume it was made for that purpose and that’s how they make money

my child just said the most disgusting thing I've ever heard in my life: "what if you made hot chocolate with sprite?"

Manny Jacinto: "I feel like with a lot of the franchises that we currently have, it’s missing the romance. It’s missing a lot of love and relationships. We have the big fight scenes and the origin stories of these heroes and whatnot, but they don’t really have a relationship with other people."

"But what does that say about my job if a machine that's wrong 75% of the time can do for me and no one notices?" Hi, you are participating in the most inefficient and needlessly cruel version of UBI possible.

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

Every streaming platform and studio WANTS a KPop Demon Hunters. Would KILL for a KPop Demon Hunters. But 99% of them would have never funded the proposal in a million years. That's the big issue now, IMO.

TeePublic is on sale today, which means you can get my seasonal designs in time to shock and disappoint your entire extended family! www.teepublic.com/user/chekhov...

jj abrams destroyed society in this essay I will-

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would

a couple years back I was like well I don't want to buy everyone's gifts on amazon anymore, so I'll use etsy! and now etsy is a bunch of drop shipped and/or ai bullshit 🙃

I went to buy a $10 ledos pizza gift card for my brother's stocking and the shipping was $6.50????? Guys. What are we doing.

we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.

it's 13 degrees out and my dogs don't want to come inside. 😅

All he had to do was apply his obscene billions to making VR Chat/Second Life But Better, and he just somehow could not manage it. I truly don't understand how that fumble could even happen.

the rabbits outside my office window have achieved a near perfect roundness

The most important political fault line of our time is over whether children are people or property.

You will be visited by three spirits

lol

And Netflix is a whole bitch for luring us over with a promise of no ads. Now not only do we have commercials, it’s a complete hack job. At least cable curated the timing with the story, Netflix will start an ad in the middle of a sentence like shush bitch, we need to sell this toilet paper rq

I was lucky enough to see John Williams conduct the Seattle Symphony in 2017, and he told us the same story about how much he loved Rey. I've always wanted to write about it, and today I had the chance!

this thing you like was canceled by evil people this thing you like was bought by evil people this thing you like was created by evil people this thing you like gives money to evil people this thing you like is evil now STOP USING THINGS STOP LIKING THINGS STOP BUYING THINGS

when you see a reference to a friend's fic in the replies of a non fandom author account 😵‍💫

frustration crying bc I'm trying to rearrange furniture and nothing is fitting the way I want it to and idk what to do!!!!!!!!!! burn it all down!!!!!!!!

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

"it was never ACTUALLY a stucky fic, I just pretended like it was so people would read it"

Tech used to have an aesthetic and didn't track your spending habits

This is still far less than the percentage of cops who admit they've beaten their spouse and kids

Studios lament the loss of "company men" without looking at the differences in the ways Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were treated. You get "company men" by being good to the men who work for the company.

we got a christmas tree today and named it lando norris in honor of the newly christened lando norris day

🍽️December 7th! #destiel

the reason f1 is the best sport is they are all a bunch of twinks and nerds

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi

what exactly is compelling tarantino to emerge from his vault and start sharing these asinine loser opinions

Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:

I'm not a sports person I don't like when sports are stressful but I DO like when sports are stressful but my guy ends up winning 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥰

From a while back but... evergreen

I love love love that they hired a painter to do these portraits and then acknowledged her by name. Artists of all kinds supporting each other is so beautiful.

a great way to measure personal growth is to re-watch or re-read psychologically intelligent shows/stories every few years. so many holy-shit-i-get-it-now moments.

LANDOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

FINAL RACE CARS OF THE YEAR I'M STRESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

It only took four of us making a two-minute public comment about the library at the city council meeting for the councilors to restore the funding the mayor’s office had cut.

I've slapped together approximately 173 pages of material that aims to teach programming a personal website with HTML and CSS to artists, animators, writers, music producers, etc. F*ck It, Let's Make a Website Part 1 is now live ✨ Go here to read: bit.ly/filmawPartOne More info below 👇

final f1 qualifying of the year and there's a 3 way battle for the championship and I am STRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

in all seriousness, I think this is the actual plan