really thinking about this tweet as i’ve been struggling to breathe through nausea for the last 5 hours

gonna start talking like this to my boss

lmfao why is this post labeled as intolerance

mmmmm love the smell of wildfire smoke in the morning

Warming my cucumbers to 160 degrees and googling “diarrhea near me” as I salute the flag of my great nation

Can you direct me to the unranked quickplay toilets

This is not really on-topic but I was looking for a quick rec on a cheap flashlight the other night and stumbled across r/flashlight, a 275K-member strong community of illumination enthusiasts where people were posting things like "This one is a gateway drug." It's a big, strange world out there.

I missed my emotional support study character #arcane #jinx #powder

Paramount shareholders has filed a lawsuit against David and Larry Ellison seeking to block the proposed $111B Warner Bros. merger, alleging they struck an illegal side deal with President Trump to secure regulatory approval. This marks the FOURTH lawsuit challenging the merger. (via @thr.com)

Anyway, grow the fuck up, giant man child. This is what dating is, a search for someone you want to be around and share experiences with. Nobody owes you a shot. Nobody owes you an explanation of their criteria.

normal thing to see on your weather app

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soybeans

Somewhere, in the tangled labyrinth of purgatory, the man assigned to keep updating Billy Joel's WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE works diligently to get "diarrhea lettuce" into the lyrics

this is a terrible way to find out your friends hung out all the time without you

When Ep. 1 came out everyone was like, wait, everyone in A New Hope thought Jedi were a myth when there were thousands of them less than 20 years prior? Well, everyone already forgot malls exist so credit to George Lucas I guess. Also I guess Arnold's Drive-In was a myth.

We would be dropped off at/walk to: -the mall for hours (now the one mall still opened has no unattended teens rule) -roller skating rink -bowling alley + arcade -video store -comic shop -book store -walk around the park for hours after dark -movie theater (now has no unattended teens rule)

I was looking through old photos and found this Accidental Renaissance Painting of the cats

Once again, public libraries as infrastructure. We need to find them at a MINIMUM of 0.5% of the city expense budget.

while we talk about the RFK's Diarrhea 2026 stuff, don't overlook the fact that there's a dog food recall going on too. unfortunately we don't have a good spokesvehicle for the FDA anymore, so Good Housekeeping will have to do.

honestly if you have a teenager in your life and you're tempted to make jokes about how they're a teenager, maybe instead tell them they're doin okay and you love them and you wanna see whatever thing they're working on. stop making fun. they're near universally not at a place where it feels funny

The taco bell/Mexican food 💩 jokes are also racist and tired, and there are too many of them in my mentions, so, knock it the fuck off. If you don't like that type of food, that's fine. But, understand where/why those jokes originated.

wishbone

Y'all don't want teens to go to the beach, ride the bus, or go to the mall. But y'all also don't want them staying home and playing video games or being on their phones or social media. So what do y'all expect teens to do? Sit silently and stare at the wall? Come the fuck on.

What’s really getting me about this and all the ai food I’ve seen, is how comfortable we’ve gotten with false advertisement. The idea of generating AI ads without considering the need to replicate the look of the food advertised should be a huge tell of how comfortable we’ve become with it.

This is Cookie. She's a big proponent of reusable shopping bags. Partly for the environment, but mostly for naps. 12/10 (TT: all.themunchies)

The greatest assembly of English words ever constructed.

Wow emailed the mayor about my concerns regarding his treatment of trans New Yorkers and they replied?? With specific details about what they’re doing to protect trans New Yorkers?? Mamdani is FAR from perfect but I’ve never had a government agency reply to an email I’ve sent before.

Another Sam Neill gem I haven't seen mentioned and another choke hold on me in the late 90's: The 1998 TV adaptation Merlin. Another star studded cast and costuming to die for. I own this on VHS and DVD.

ok my brother works at a cool arcade and I would be fine with that. my sister tho is a physical therapist -- no thank you.

somewhere out there, one of your neighbors may just be living a real life episode of "friends". why not be their "ugly naked guy"?

It is kind of wild (foolish? heroic?) that "we" continue to post photos of ourselves on the internet at all, considering the possibility, however remote, of our image being used as a cruel meme that periodically flares up. it happened to this guy I know and every time I see it I get scared

I won an award at Sundance years ago and Sam Neill, whom I did not know, tweeted to me “we’re all so proud of you, sweetheart”. I can’t even express what that meant to me. That our most beloved national treasure, a man I worshipped, would take the time to write to me!

My privilege to share some lovely stories from the science community about what Sam Neill's timeless performance as Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park meant to them—and why it will continue to inspire kids to chase their own discoveries for years to come.

I mostly do not trust the russos but also all their mcu movies are basically bangers so I'm very hawkeye don't give me hope meme about their next two tbh. it's going to come down to the writers, I think.

it really does seem like no one who knew him ever had a bad thing to say about Sam Neill we should all aspire to such a life

“Your horror has been stolen from you” is a 10/10 sentence.

finally got to endgame with the kiddo, I cried more than she did and I've seen it 10x 😅 my new theory is joe biden!steve has already lived through the events of doomsday. I've been thinking doomsday!steve is a variant but now I'm switching it up. or maybe they are both variants....

this is why "and you're surprised?" is one of the top 5 most infuriating online responses to sharing upsetting news. surprise is not the only emotion, and it's not the only factor that makes something worth drawing attention to. it's weird to pretend being blasé about horror equals moral superiority

Yep.

Everyone saying that you won't like it when president AOC starts bombing some random country is making some pretty big assumptions about how the world works that I'm not sure are true.

Ironically, high-viz vests help you hide in plain sight. They're great for tactical urbanism projects.

Amazing! ICE kills a man ~7:30 am. 1st news report is an hour later. ~1:30 pm, a group of 𝒔𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍 𝒉𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 marches in Main Street and "storms into the Biddeford office of [U.S.] Sen. Susan Collins." Would be hard to do in NYC. Biddeford pop. = 22,000! www.pressherald.com/2026/07/13/s...

I buy mine through the ACA and there are only ever like, four options, so I did not know about these guys being the Spirit Airlines of healthcare until Luigi and I have to say, nothing I have learned about them since has improved upon that first impression like oh okay so you are EVIL evil

1/ Starting today, with #Babylon5 "Sleeping in Light," I will be uploading a metric ton of my TV, film and comics scripts to create a digital archive for fans, followers, academics and folks with too much time on their hands. Information here: jmichaelstraczynski.substack.com/p/introducin...

Ideally I don’t think politicians need to be emphasizing how masculine or feminine they are. This obsession with asserting traditional gender roles is a very clear conservative agenda and it’s a bunch of made up bullshit anyways

I dunno, maybe you also needed to see this seven month old video of Sam Neill asking you if you want to fly through some lavender like a bumblebee x: www.instagram.com/reel/DE1XGxD...

The polar opposite reactions here to the deaths of Sam Neill and Lindsey Graham are such a reminder that we all have a choice whether to live our lives in a way that brings joy or misery to those around us. I think if you’re remembered fondly as Sam Neill is today, you’ve pretty much won at life.

open borders

Oh my god there’s a short with him and Hugo Weaving taking a bath??