You can’t tell me we have a functioning economic system when the richest man in human history is one of the most profoundly stupid people in human history

Hey can we also pause and unpack what “quotas” means

THERAPIST: I'm hearing that you feel like you need the One Ring. SAURON: Yeah. I really do. T: But you haven't had it for how long now? S: I mean it was the Second Age so, like, 2,500 years I think? T: And has Mordor fallen in that time? S: ... No. T: You should give yourself some credit for that

bad situation: I’m angry at congress but I don’t own any corporations and therefore cannot be listened to.

i had a dream zohran was selling "miss me yet?" t-shirts of eric adams and they were so popular he funded a library

Today’s Minnesota Star Tribune front page will be hung in museums in future. Every headline, every inch of it documenting a failed state; a descent into authoritarianism.

2026

This Valentine’s Day, the Bronx zoo wants you to adopt a cockroach on behalf of your ex boyfriend

god that's so funny. Dilbert did not have a mouth

You can commission me ✌️ This is the kind of thing I do. You can share that post to help me, if you want 🙏

/ẅ\ this little guy is a jumping spider

Jonathan Demme / Shooting a scene of Columbo eating lots of food / In a good mood

If I finally start making and posting art again this year you all need to act normal about it

lemon it's january 3rd

The nostrils are the windows to the boogers

I did draw this but I am not “armed” so to speak, as it were

just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away

As an artist, this seems a little on the nose

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

This quiet week is for art. Sharing daily something marvelous I've seen. First up: Oliafur Eliason at the Hirschhorn. One light source, one rotating crystal ring, a white wall. That is all.

Guys. How many times do I have to keep saying this. Talking teapots and candlesticks is NOT the part of beauty and the beast I want to be real.

Just learned that the entirety of the New Yankee Workshop is on YouTube so that’s all I’ll be doing for at least the next year

If you can make it to Bluestockings Books before 5 pm today, there are so many good and cheap books available!

same

@flyingtrilobite.com You won’t be sorry www.radiorethink.com/tuner/?stati...

You have to

I love love love that they hired a painter to do these portraits and then acknowledged her by name. Artists of all kinds supporting each other is so beautiful.

Someone see if the Hunger Games was on cable in DC last night

I fucking loathe these smug ass art-hating self-congratulating ghouls & the system that allows them to fail upwards into unfathomable wealth on the backs of 1000s of overworked creative people whose livelihoods get passed around like trading cards every time these dillwads have a stonks circle-jerk.

When you’re not even the king yet

Impossible to listen to Gorrilaz and not think of this

Mariska Hargitay, unfurling a child’s essay: “Over the summer I went to a concert. They hooted and tooted on the different instruments and I felt happy.” I don’t see the relevance. Ice-T: What if i told you Elias never went to a concert? That stuff about hooting and tooting? He made it all up.

Looked up the word slop in the dictionary and saw your picture

Normalize this reaction #art #artists

Today is the one-year anniversary of my partner’s death. He lived a rich & full life despite the recurring hospitalizations & increasing pain that characterized his last year. And he was always dedicated to collective efforts & community: www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/n...

For the last 30 years of his life, he worked to prevent the eviction of ABC No Rio & then rebuild the falling-down tenement into a full-fledged community arts center. To honor his memory (& help complete the building), we set up a memorial fund: www.zeffy.com/en-US/fundra...

Community spaces in NYC where we can gather, share resources, and collectively dream of how to build a better world—thru art, music, activism & organizing—are more crucial than ever. If you have a few dollars to spare, help us finish Steven’s life work (& a community center for generations to come).

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

'AI is coming' I tell the museum stakeholders as I proudly cut the ribbon of our new Artificial Insemination exhibition

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

computer, why won’t my children talk to me

The wizard casts mage hand and uses it to boop the little cat's little pink nose.

if you’re in Philadelphia and are in need of any help building, growing, harvesting, lifting, or moving anything, please let me know!!