Jimminy Glick talking to will.i.am: William, it says here you’re making a motorcycle that sad people can talk to, [low voice] *why*?

Same

🖼️ Kerry Buck

This goes back to my favorite Hobby Horse: in Tolkien, the fear of death is the root cause of most humans’ turns to evil. Númenor fell when even the extra long lives given to them wasn’t enough. The ringwriaths were kings who chose Not Dying over actually Living.

Here in the US, the rise of vaccine administration at pharmacies has substantially lowered barriers to access. And "I can't find a record of this vaccination" is sufficient reason that pharmacy workers won't push back against. Most health insurance won't bat an eye at any routine vaccination.

Which one of you jerks signed me up for the Epoch Times mailing list

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Museum content is the best stuff on the internet.

I swear Jenna Maroney is president

🎶Aaron Burr, sir (bought human beings to enslave)🎶 Hamilton, The B-sides

This is insane.

The Amazing World of Tomorrow

Guy who made 800 million dollars selling a website named ToodleCo to Yahoo in 1996 and has done nothing since then but now has $100 billion: the concept of “human kindness” was invented by bolshevik psychologists in 1953, no one heard of that term until then Podcast Host: fascinating, I have worms

no one before 1910 was introspective, okay egghead

a friend summarizes: We need 2500 marines for the not-war we already won that won’t have ground troops also please send ships, world. All of this was part of the plan.

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

Congratulations to the real winners tonight: people who have opinions about things. It's our time

Nice to see the legendary illustrator Drew Struzan honored at the Oscars for a hot second

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

Trying to think of how seriously I’d be taken if I curated an art exhibition where, say, 15% of the wall labels had incorrect names or titles or whatever

Having a hard time believing this ides of March story, you're telling me senators did something other than send out fundraising texts

The 2026 National Science Foundation budget is $8.75 Billion.

Trying to think of how seriously I’d be taken if I curated an art exhibition where, say, 15% of the wall labels had incorrect names or titles or whatever

The store is open! The only thing keeping it from doing business is the locked door and the lack of employees

The secretary of defense saying we almost have cnn in our grasp is some dark, dark shit

I love the "could this be a solution" post because it's a perfect example of Founder brain. You have to be a special kind of stupid to imagine that you are the first person to come up with the idea of driving around the Strait of Hormuz. It's being so dumb that you think everyone else is even dumber

A lot of discussion right now about How To Fix All This and one of my ideas is the Toddler New Deal. Policies based on stuff like "Clean up after yourself" and "You have to share with the other kids"

it's not just being a coward--they are racists who have very racist ideas about what people do, he brings up his 14 year old (white presenting) daughter because he is thinking racistly.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

French fry loosies

Most of my favorite Adams' quotes are from Last Chance to See, "We are not an endangered species ourselves yet, but this is not for lack of trying"

Speaking as a boat expert, this is bad

The internet, on scientists: They're secretive gatekeepers, they hoard esoterica/the truth, they don't want anyone in their ivory tower little clubs Actual scientists: LOOK, WE FOUND A 300 MILLION YEAR OLD FOSSILIZED CLOACCAL IMPRESSION AND THE VENT IS HORIZONTAL! PLZ READ MY 67-PAGE PAPER ABOUT IT

I'm supposed to get married this year but look around. How can I bring a wife into this world

TL cleanse: I planted bulbs in the fall and all the snow finally melted, revealing dozens of these

Fair play to the Quakers for being seen as a threat to the English state for a solid 375 years.

An "Anti-Christian Culture"

Operation Stove Touch

Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.

planting a victory garden to own the libs

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

If you want a billion dollars, you should have to take it in pennies

Even putting aside the implications for the laws of war, someone who describes mass killing in this way is not well, nor is the society that empowers that person to kill.

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This is in fact a perfect cartoon