WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED ABOUT THIS

Instagram Reel: Beautiful blonde woman: Let me share a parenting hack I discovered! *walks past kitchen island worth my entire house* BBW: try to take some time for yourself *child throws toy that could secure my retirement* BBW: I know it's hard but it's worth it!

haha, thats a great post. unfortunately you phrased it in a way that allowed me, a moron, to misunderstand it

Book Cover of the Day:

Entering 17 lines of information to log into a portal and view a message from my doctor’s office that says, “Health Spotlight: Physician’s Corner: The hip bone… REALLY connected to the leg bone? 👀🦴”

Came out way after I was 15 but “Our Band Could Be Your Life” was a big one

My contribution to today was matting, framing and hanging Princeton’s original copy of the Declaration (one of only 26 known Dunlap broadsides) for the Library’s 250 exhibition. These broadsides are the originals, printed on this day in 1776

Ok if Taylor Swift wants to give a million dollars to @weareravenous.com I, as a born and raised New Yorker, will personally absolve her for fucking up the city this weekend

Just to be clear, the fireworks I am setting off are to celebrate the 40th anniversary of Big Trouble in Little China's theatrical release.

this is really amateur level stuff. oh you sense a vague energy coming from CERN that's making you tired? get back to me when you can pick up the subtle terroir of the los alamos fixed-target accelerator and how interference from the PEP-II collider gives menlo park accelerators notes of stone fruit

I've decided to compile a definitive thread of photos of the best sheep I've photographed during my walks in the countryside, together with supporting biographical information. I will put the vital story associated with each sheep in the alt text, since some of it is a little long to fit in a post.

My wife is like, I can’t believe you forgot to equip House Keys again. I’m like, hun, House Keys doesn’t even have the glowing outline of an equipable item.

*nods sagely*

This bowl, balanced on a book, balanced on an IKEA Pyrex knockoff dish, balanced on a box has been in the graduate reading room for at least a year. Let’s see how much longer it stays

genuinely gutted that Rob Reiner isn't here to appreciate this

They should make a movie about Frasier and Niles in the Vietnam war

i love to indulge in the questionable pleasures of the old head, for example 'declaring what is and isn't punk' and 'joint pain'

what did pro-life mean

Dozens of fuzzy bees on the lavender

So jealous of the lawyer who had this walk into their office..

Gotta add the Levant to S, come on

evil socialist: Hi, my name is Zohran Mamdani. I think it would be good and positive if we could get free childcare for parents of young children. heroic democratic leaders: don’t worry, fellow democrats. We will destroy this man, no matter what it takes

new yorkers en masse have expressed their enthusiasm for democratic socialism. but these forty men surveyed in the waiting room of the coeur d’alene family court have a different perspective

Zine haul from Princeton Zinefest

the key to the city should unlock a sick dungeon underneath the city's sewers you get to explore. the knicks team gets to adventure in a big ass dungeon during the off season

What a sentence

While many of you are likely yelling "GO KNICKS" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

Genius line. Genius delivery

Rare photo of a squirrel being raptured #sqrlpix

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This very evening...

Give the people what they want

Friends, I’m not sure the stock market is real.

WERE YOU AWARE: Princeton University Art Museum is hosting a zine workshop? It’s true! July 25th artmuseum.princeton.edu/exhibitions-...

This shit is so dishonest. Almost everything she puts in there is just a regular-ass baking ingredient, she doesn’t know enough about cooking to know that. The last five things she added were vitamins. She’s mad they added vitamins to things kids eat. You see how this is dishonest?

Who wants to be the One Enemy?

his hand pauses over the handle of the scoop. “The guacamole is a dollar extra,” he says nervously. I lean forward: “do it.”

Every time I see that Keir Starmer guy he’s like “it’s high time we in Britain all stood up to trees” and then he runs out and starts cutting down a tree but his glasses keep falling off and he’s like oh heavens

Sleep No More style immersive theater event.

Lmao

Having solar means having access to the most wonderful charts and graphs

sheet music i want your sex trombone arrangement

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Sentry, Sarah Bays.

try to imagine what original post this is in response to before you click

Hey man, are we cool? I noticed a line of candles on the hallway floor lit up automatically in sequence as I approached your door

This is an amazing question and also an amazing answer.

@gorskon.bsky.social Hi Dr. Gorski, do you know of an article that is a decent primer on functional med that I can send to a relative? I’m having difficultly finding anything that isn’t overly “inside baseball”, so to speak. Many thanks!