These are my people

Thanks, Spotify, for the option to hide a song for 30 days. I've hated the song in question since 1993, I don't think I'm going to change my mind this June. I want the option to erase this song from all of existence and never hear of it again.

Love it when there's receipts

The average American family paid $1,700 in tariffs last year, according to the bipartisan Congressional Joint Economic Committee. Few will ever see any of that money back. The refunds will go to companies, if doled out at all. What a joke.

The Buffalo @sabres.com were down 2-1 when I gave my youngest kid a shower. The score was 4-2 when we were done. How do I break it to my son that he's going to live in the shower for the next seven weeks? #NHL

OK Susan Sarandon then Geena Davis taking turns in an old car in the desert in the middle of Sabrina Carpenter's #Coachella show is a genius Thelma and Louise reference. Well played.

Watching weekend 2 of Coachella and wondering why the girls in Katseye didn't have a chance to go shopping in LA for some pants?

There's a copy editor who just got the headline of the month:

Couch-chella is the absolute best and the Nine Inch Noize set happening now is amazing

Susan Sarandon as future Sabrina Carpenter at Coachella? God bless the YouTube live stream.

I love how seriously the NASA announcer keeps updating the official, to-the-second splashdown time, like someone has been betting the over/under.

Yay for NASA and science and bringing our four astronauts home safely!

Strava post or it didn't happen

What? Nobody ran up to him crying "Sir! Sir!"?

25th amendment now. No war with Iran.

Shouldn't Philip Glass have scored something for this Artemis 2 flyby?

I love this project, and have seen it progress on my long bike rides, and I want us to build more.

Did it happen yet?

Heartbreaking to see Kayleigh Heckel tearing up at the end of the #NCAAWB game. She plays hard and is fun to watch.

The President of the United States is unfit for office and should resign or be removed via the 25th Amendment or impeachment.

Fine, I'll finish watching season 2 of Paradise!

Did anyone check and see if this was all just AI video?

Trump has said "never seen before" 126 times. I never before seen him say it so many times.

He's delusional

Trump is unconvincing

I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Keep Post Alive: Pass AB-2319. Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/keep...

wish SCOTUS would examine "a well regulated militia" with the granularity they are debating "domicile"

#nokings DTLA

My two mac pro towers have been my favorite machines ever.

You have to laugh, I guess, so you don't cry?

But I thought it wasn't a war. Doesn't Congress have to vote to allow the president to go to war?

cc @joellava.bsky.social

Thin Mints are the best but the shrinkflation on them is real. When enshittification hits Girl Scouts, we've gone too far.

Hey @foodnetwork, what a catastrophic fail to not have a family friendly bracket for #TOC season 7 ready to go. My kids are crushed that they can't do good brackets before the season starts. They've been excited for months to do this and your stupid stunt has massively backfired. Disappointed.

Oh this is a very, very good point and I wish I thought of it.

Yep

This will be more interesting than anything AI generates

All Star is like if Guy Fieri was a song

Game winning goal scorer Megan Keller grew up in my corner of Michigan. Farmington Hills for the national win! #olympics #teamusa

Wow!!!

The women's gold medal hockey game is everything you could ask for. Let's go team USA!!!

Colbert is rising to All-Time Great status. Godspeed, good sir.

Let's go Fun Run! #bm100 I woke up around the time loop 2 ended, went for a 110 mile bike ride, and spent the whole time hoping I'd finish before someone got a Fun Run

Barkley history: This the 40th running of the Barkley Marathons over 42 years. In 2000 the park was closed for budget reasons and in 2020 it was closed because of the pandemic. #BM100

I'm going to go to bed, wake up and do a very long bike ride tomorrow and if we're all lucky, one of the Barkely "volunteers" will finish a fun run by the time I'm done

This... Does not bode well for the racers.

Well now I can't go more than arms length from F5 for the next 40 minutes.

This is a sentence that is only more insane if you know what it means.

The next 24 hours are gonna be wild for the 2026 Barkely, go five strangers, go! May the daylight be ever in your favor #bm100