Legitimately the best news I’ve heard all year. people.com/pizza-huts-b...

The Mets are 3-0 on Bark in the Park nights.

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@hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social one more for the road. Added up all the ascii values for TYLER FROM SPARTANBURG. go Tigers

Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.

poutine bar

The Phillies about to lose 12, can’t let the Mets have anything

Hawks in 5 confirmed

edsbscharitybowl.com 🦈

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social @surber.bsky.social 63-17, go Tigers. Fuck ICE.

OMG there’s going to be a @poptartsbowl.com Edible Mascot sacrifice for *fans* at the NFL Draft! Protein Slammin’ Strawberry will be drafted by the fans and head to Mouth Heaven on Friday, April 24 at 3pm ET at Nova Place — 100 S. Commons, Pittsburgh, PA. (Venue opens at 1.)

i'm on a special clavicular-esque drug cocktail that doesn't allow me to mentally register the mets losing, which, thankfully, is not happening right now

ANALYSIS: Colorado Republicans often call for more manual election processes and hand counting of ballots - and Colorado GOP events often make a mess of that process. Their state assembly on Saturday had 90 more votes than credentialed voters. They decided to count them anyway.

Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.

Counterpoint: this is may be the best thing that AI has ever done

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

Right next to the microphone, too

YOUR MASCOT CHAMP WHO BOOKED THE MOST WEDDINGS - THE CLEMSON TIGER 73 WEDDINGS LAST YEAR (Note - Cubby was not in all 73 and just the Tiger is $500 per hour)

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Feeling a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle unhinged today - if you can't tell by the feed. So to celebrate, use the promocode TACO for complimentary tickets to the concerts this weekend. TACO being a acronym for "Tickets? Awesome! Complimentary?! Orchestra!!" Spread the word plz thx

There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Jesus on Good Friday:

Standing at field level of the $1.6 billion Mercedes-Benz Stadium, @mlsist.bsky.social gazes upward at the magnificent, extremely high-tech roof mechanism. "I can't wait til this place is abandoned," he says.

This is my Liberty Leading the People

Sora being killed and Meta losing bad in court, all in one day? Nature is healing.

Regularly I am amazed at the accuracy of the advice "If you feel like you hate everyone, eat. If you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. If you feel like you hate yourself, shower. If you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside."

What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films

Opbf and I are at a local St Patrick’s Day block party thing and there are two different Latin food trucks doing Irish fusion, including corned beef empanadas this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit

Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position

if you are new here, I regret to inform you that our idiot sportsball collective is the largest single (used to say nongovernmental here, but now since THAT number is zero …??) source of fundraising for refugees in the state of Georgia and we post about it a LOT

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

me, muttering to myself as I step off the scale

Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

anotha one 🇮🇹🤌🏼

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

(adds mutant alligator to wedding plan)

Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets. www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...

Compare this to my pastor this morning explicitly saying "you think it's God's will that dozens of schoolgirls in Iran died from a bomb blast? Or that American students die from senseless gun violence? Really?"

Exciting news for infectious disease enthusiasts: measles is back in Colorado after years of vaccine hesitancy and misinformation. @spencersoicher.bsky.social reports for @nexton9news.bsky.social:

NEED

Fish

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

Guys, you’re still trying to replace Big Boat Stuck. told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.

Denver's had more 60° days this winter than Myrtle Beach. Yes, you read that right. 60-degree days since Dec. 1: Denver: 40 (average: 12) Huntsville, AL: 35 (avg: 32) Nashville: 31 (avg: 24) Myrtle Beach, SC: 31 (avg: 40) Charlotte: 26 (avg: 26) Bonkers. #COwx