Kris Johansson
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Clemson Alumnus '08. Father of Lars, fourth of his name. Minority owner Kite Hill Brewing.
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Legitimately the best news I’ve heard all year.
people.com/pizza-huts-b...
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Pizza Hut's 'BOOK IT!' Summer Reading Program Returns to Provide Voracious Young Readers with Pizza Parties and More
Pizza Hut's BOOK IT! program has announced the return of "Summer of Stories," where kids can earn personal pan pizzas and more for meeting reading goals. The program, open for kids in pre-K through 6t...
https://people.com/pizza-huts-book-it-summer-reading-program-returns-11960789
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Chelsea Janes
1 day ago
The Mets are 3-0 on Bark in the Park nights.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
3 days ago
ADVANCED POSTING
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social
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one more for the road. Added up all the ascii values for TYLER FROM SPARTANBURG. go Tigers
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Film you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars/Trek, HP, LOTR, Marvel.
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4 days ago
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poutine bar
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Dolphin Pilot
5 days ago
The Phillies about to lose 12, can’t let the Mets have anything
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Im piper :3
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Jason Kirk
6 days ago
Hawks in 5 confirmed
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL
7 days ago
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Hector Diaz
9 days ago
edsbscharitybowl.com
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@hollyanderson.bsky.social
@newap-georgia.bsky.social
@surber.bsky.social
63-17, go Tigers. Fuck ICE.
10 days ago
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Nicole Auerbach
14 days ago
OMG there’s going to be a
@poptartsbowl.com
Edible Mascot sacrifice for *fans* at the NFL Draft! Protein Slammin’ Strawberry will be drafted by the fans and head to Mouth Heaven on Friday, April 24 at 3pm ET at Nova Place — 100 S. Commons, Pittsburgh, PA. (Venue opens at 1.)
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vrunt
14 days ago
i'm on a special clavicular-esque drug cocktail that doesn't allow me to mentally register the mets losing, which, thankfully, is not happening right now
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Kyle Clark
16 days ago
ANALYSIS: Colorado Republicans often call for more manual election processes and hand counting of ballots - and Colorado GOP events often make a mess of that process. Their state assembly on Saturday had 90 more votes than credentialed voters. They decided to count them anyway.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
18 days ago
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him)
18 days ago
Counterpoint: this is may be the best thing that AI has ever done
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treb
18 days ago
"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"
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CJ Fogler
18 days ago
Right next to the microphone, too
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Sickos Committee
20 days ago
YOUR MASCOT CHAMP WHO BOOKED THE MOST WEDDINGS - THE CLEMSON TIGER 73 WEDDINGS LAST YEAR (Note - Cubby was not in all 73 and just the Tiger is $500 per hour)
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William Shakespeare
20 days ago
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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Denver Philharmonic Orchestra
22 days ago
Feeling a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle unhinged today - if you can't tell by the feed. So to celebrate, use the promocode TACO for complimentary tickets to the concerts this weekend. TACO being a acronym for "Tickets? Awesome! Complimentary?! Orchestra!!" Spread the word plz thx
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Erica Block
21 days ago
There is a growing section of shirtless Rockies fans at Coors Field chanting "Take it off, take it off!" the group is getting bigger as more topless people join
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Kashana
23 days ago
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
27 days ago
Jesus on Good Friday:
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Alexander Abnos
about 1 month ago
Standing at field level of the $1.6 billion Mercedes-Benz Stadium,
@mlsist.bsky.social
gazes upward at the magnificent, extremely high-tech roof mechanism. "I can't wait til this place is abandoned," he says.
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Brian Phillips
about 1 month ago
This is my Liberty Leading the People
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Kevin M. Kruse
about 1 month ago
Sora being killed and Meta losing bad in court, all in one day? Nature is healing.
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ember loves bay ridge
about 1 year ago
Regularly I am amazed at the accuracy of the advice "If you feel like you hate everyone, eat. If you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. If you feel like you hate yourself, shower. If you feel like everyone hates everyone, go outside."
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Bandwagon Flyers Fan
12 months ago
What if in 20 years an actor named LeBron B. James comes along and people spend weeks arguing about whether him or Michael B. Jordan made better films
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obnoxiously pitt girl
about 2 months ago
Opbf and I are at a local St Patrick’s Day block party thing and there are two different Latin food trucks doing Irish fusion, including corned beef empanadas this kind of thing is what makes America great, not the nativist bullshit
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Brian Grubb
about 2 months ago
Dominican Republic -- dancing, hugging, whomping baseballs Italy -- chugging espresso, kissing, whomping baseballs United States -- gritting teeth, thinking about the troops, leaving runners in scoring position
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Holly Anderson 🍇
about 2 months ago
if you are new here, I regret to inform you that our idiot sportsball collective is the largest single (used to say nongovernmental here, but now since THAT number is zero …??) source of fundraising for refugees in the state of Georgia and we post about it a LOT
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash
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me, muttering to myself as I step off the scale
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about 2 months ago
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The Onion
about 2 months ago
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
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GoalieLax
about 2 months ago
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
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CJ Fogler
about 2 months ago
anotha one 🇮🇹🤌🏼
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Mike Barton
about 2 months ago
There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws
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(adds mutant alligator to wedding plan)
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about 2 months ago
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Julie K. Brown
about 2 months ago
Breaking: SC newspaper verifies portions of Trump accuser's story. Textbook journalism. Local journalism. Support your local news outlets.
www.postandcourier.com/news/epstein...
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Fuzzy memories and hard facts: An SC accuser's claims against Epstein, Trump examined
An alleged victim of Jeffrey Epstein gave FBI agents true accounts of her time growing up in SC. Claims she made about Donald Trump remain unsubstantiated.
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Call Me The Brie-ze
about 2 months ago
Compare this to my pastor this morning explicitly saying "you think it's God's will that dozens of schoolgirls in Iran died from a bomb blast? Or that American students die from senseless gun violence? Really?"
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Kyle Clark
about 2 months ago
Exciting news for infectious disease enthusiasts: measles is back in Colorado after years of vaccine hesitancy and misinformation.
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cool calm and collected/@coolcalmcollected mastodon.social
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Joshua Davidson / Kepler North
over 1 year ago
Fish
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Cape Cod Demon Hunter
about 2 months ago
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
about 2 months ago
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Norm Charlatan
2 months ago
Guys, you’re still trying to replace Big Boat Stuck. told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. Now, what we might be able to do is re-create him. Re-create him in the aggregate.
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Chris Bianchi
2 months ago
Denver's had more 60° days this winter than Myrtle Beach. Yes, you read that right. 60-degree days since Dec. 1: Denver: 40 (average: 12) Huntsville, AL: 35 (avg: 32) Nashville: 31 (avg: 24) Myrtle Beach, SC: 31 (avg: 40) Charlotte: 26 (avg: 26) Bonkers.
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