You haven't heard this year's new Christmas banger I take it

“A second grand jury has no true billed Letitia James”

Cmon folks, listen to more Codeine. m.youtube.com/watch?v=pEid...

One super cool thing about it being 17F outside is that my skin is basically parchment and all I know is agony.

Winning the Cold War only to blow yourself up for no reason 30 years later is such a good bit

“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

No one should be forced to listen to anyone speak Dutch. It’s frankly inhumane.

Farts are like the ghosts of poop

Hero wins

He beat the wrap

Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo

Cry havoc! And let slip the frogs of war!

If punk rock did not exist, it would be necessary for god to invent it. m.youtube.com/watch?v=fdak...

If punk rock did not exist, it would be necessary for God to invent it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgbt...

The revolution won’t be televised but the treason sure is

Chapterhouse? Nothing? HUM?!?!?! I’m coming out of concert retirement bitches!

Eric Adams has resigned to pursue his true passion: bribery.

God forbid a war criminal has hobbies

The indictment of James Comey has no place in a democracy. But that doesn't matter—because the United States is a republic.

*sigh*

genuinely crying at this one

i put the pee dick in sealy posturepedic

Guest Opinion | Real Fascism Has Never Been Tried by Stephen Miller

Get in losers, we’re grieving

When H-Mart has matsutakes it’s time to get wild.

American Excess

MSNBC has zero moral authority to talk about cowardice of Disney, ABC, or Republicans for bending the knee to MAGA when they did exact thing in their termination of me and others. They are doing the exact thing they complain about others doing.

JD Vance is doing the Reichstag Fire the right way. by Ezra Klein

#MusicSky #NowPlaying 🖤 🎶 🎵 The Clean - Anything Could Happen youtu.be/7tf1wzg4rdE?...

nobody should be allowed to do anything

I misunderstood when you asked me to join your goon squad and that’s on me. But I’m not ready for a life of crime and I brought all this lube

Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.

#MusicSky #NowPlaying 🖤 🎶 🎵 The Jesus and Mary Chain - April Skies youtu.be/OPPP3BXurHk?...

God hamburger helps those that hamburger help themselves

The senate has just voted to confirm the toy phone from Skinamarink as head of the FCC

It's so important to make everyone else's good news into your bad news. You should feel injured by their progress and let it really hold you back further in life

Beyond the Drive In

Hahahahaha

Timeline cleanse

as the inventor of slicing a sandwich at a deli just enough that it looks like you have two clean halves but the bottom slice tears in a fucked up way when you try to separate the halves, i am honored to be nominated by our beloved president to head the food and drug administration

White House To Add Pizza Shop With A Basement

Maybe smartphones are the equivalent of the Romans having lead water supplies.