I realized that a lot of the guys who have been found in the Epstein files are probably really struggling because the guy they would have gone to for advice about being discovered in the Epstein files was JEFFREY EPSTEIN

i liked everyone involved in the smartless podcast. then i listened to the smartless podcast

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

Someone wrote the lyrics to Tyler Childers' song Long Violent History in chalk on my campus. "It's the worst that it's been since the last time it happened It's happening again right in front of our eyes There's updated footage, wild speculation Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies"

bad bunny should do purple rain in spanish

i’ll keep going to drafthouse because it will still be the least bad cinema option. but i ain’t ordering shit. the food sucks anyway

one maddening thing, of many, is that we ran florida pete out of tx-32 and congress. then they gerrymandered us out of tx-32 and pete ran again in central tx. now pete’s back in congress saying dumb shit about texas voters from his wife’s florida condo.

dear alamo drafthouse fan who i was seated next to at send help (two thumbs way up btw). i too am mad that drafthouse will be switching to mobile phone ordering durning the feature. but the server has fuck all to do with that. don’t be a dick to them about it.

this guy was also an economic advisor to george w. bush, john mccain, and mitt romney, which helps illustrate that the rot is not just within maga but runs deep throughout the republican party

I know that there's a lot of controversy over whether or not it's worthwhile to attempt to flip Texas, which I assume will pop up again because of Rehmet's win in SD9. If you're from out of state, I wanted to point out that Rehmet's win (and any Dem win) blunts the power of billionaire Tim Dunn.

these emails seem fishy. not one mention of pizza

can’t wait for the give melania an oscar or i invade mexico news cycle

wait. wait. i’ve heard this one.

i live in dallas and the only things that don’t suck about it are because of immigrants

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

can’t wait for the don’t be a doomer choir’s verse on arresting journalists

Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/

i’m gen x and when i think back on all the horrible little shitheads i grew up around i’m in no way shocked we’re the backbone of MAGA. a bunch of cruel and unsupervised little fuckers who had to do their bullying face to face so we got really fucking good at it. we celebrated it.

gen x dudes identified with daniel san while actually being johnny this is explains our current voting record

every day i log on here the people who told me trump couldn’t do 90% of what he’s currently doing tell me he can’t do what he’ll absolutely do next

Noted anti-American communist Samuel Adams said this in 1768.

ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin

Do we really have to go through some mandatory period where we all pretend that Homan is ANY better than Bovino? The man’s a scumbag, literally the architect of the family separation policy that abducted 5 year old Liam Ramos from his community in MN and put him in a concentration camp in TX.

demoralizing republican voters > converting republican voters

getting heckled at a breastaurant is such a perfect gen X family court psychopath nightmare lmao

you don’t turn purple blue by adding more red

much respect minneapolis. keep those snow boots on their necks.

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

“He himself had gone to Antigua for stem cell therapy to treat spasmodic dysphonia, a neurological voice condition, and it helped him “enormously,” Kennedy said.” yeah. worked great bro

r/microphallus however is fully supportive of ice

i guess you were right about me not playing with roman candles inside the house, but it’s no time to gloat. can’t you see the house is on fire?

With that mind, here’s some righteous leadership from someone who didn’t ask to lead bsky.app/profile/cjze...

they don’t care. the constitution is only applies to “real americans”

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie

I would like Democrats to understand that doing literally anything is not the escalation they think it is. Doing something is DE-ESCALATION. Doing nothing is ESCALATION because it will cause people to take matters into their own hands.

ICE pulls over Texas Monthly’s senior taco editor while reporting in West Texas www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-n...

just deleted my tiktok. the oracle algorithm was just blasting me with maga chuds, rightwing rage bait and car salesman explaining why dealerships aren’t the bad guy. sucks. i got a lot of real entertainment and useful stuff out of that app. but mostly anger. good riddance.

Primary them out of power so hard their own children forget their names

uncrustables are dumplings

The point here is to believe people when they tell you who they are. Gavin Newsom hangs out with Republicans because he likes hanging out with Republicans. This isn't 4-D chess. He wants to hang out with Ben Shapiro and Steve Bannon. When he says he agrees with them on things, it's because he does.

If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head

He is not, and has never been a serious person, and the existence of his career owes much to the fact that the California GOP has been wandering the Mojave, doing ayahuasca and shrooms, for the last 2 decades.

I totally get that Trump can’t really just cancel the midterms, but I also think given what he has gotten away with, it’s worth giving preemptively overreacting a shot.

Political Profile: Gregory Bovino https://theonion.com/political-profile-gregory-bovino/