Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains

"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock

Sto Lat-ass post

Reposting this for no particular reason

Annoyed that this is the poem of the decade

What a great time to be staking your entire institutional infrastructure on a US company.

This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“

This is a good lesson, no matter how you come to learn it

Also, let's be clear. Mark Zuckerberg's net worth was $85 billion in 2020. Today it's $212 billion. These losses don't affect him at all... as far as he's concerned, everything's going great. Those thousands of people who lost their jobs? Don't matter to Zuck at all.

Yay for my local hospital being in the news and me now having to make sure who I'm seeing when I have appointments :/

"That's not a Rock, this is a Rock!" Growing up near Marsden Rock I guess I'd just figured Plymouth Rock was something like this, not just a boulder. (not that it was worth thinking too long on, main mentions of it are briefly for British colonial history, and a song in Fallout)

By now, asteroid 2026 Dreadstone has impacted the Indian Ocean, sparking a firestorm not seen on this planet since the K–Pg Extinction Event. Most people just want to be with their families. Here are three ways effective business leaders can leverage targeted KPIs to turn tragedy 😔 into triumph 💪

Can mushrooms bloom on the battlefield?

Sure. AI companies have ALWAYS been training their models on Wikipedia content, which under the free and open access model is available to anyone — including AI companies. Agreements like these require AI companies to limit and offset the strain they place on Wikimedia infrastructure.

Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’ “A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles” BELGIAN WHISTLES

Wow. This is a delightful rabbit hole to go down. So many gems! #film #cinema #publicdomain

lol

The worker who called Trump a “pedophile protector” has been suspended. He says he has “definitely no regrets whatsoever,” adding: “I don’t feel as though fate looks upon you often, and when it does, you better be ready to seize the opportunity. And today I think I did that.” wapo.st/4sG38CD

Oh my god she uploaded a slow motion video and it's amazing. He's just like me fr running as best he can and still going backwards over and over!

I am once again reminding you all that the UK government introduced an Online Safety Act that is effectively a porn ban on most adult porn websites, but is dithering over banning a website that is actually creating child porn.

@stephencollins.bsky.social made the point best

There are now at least 365 UK MPs with accounts on Bluesky – more than half (56%) of all MPs 🔴 This includes nearly 70% of Labour MPs 🔶 Nearly 90% of Lib Dem MPs 🟢 All the 4 Green MPs 🔵 But only 5% of Conservative MPs ➡️ No Reform MPs

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

I have an extensive collection of bookmarked tweets from 2022 and '23 that I was planning on smugly replying to as they reach various anniversaries. Sadly, then Musk bought Twitter and ruined my plan. But I still look at them when the reminders fire and bask in the glow.

We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.

The developers of PEAK explain pricing

Sympathies with the Epic PR team

“probabilities on polymarket” polymarket and online gamblification of every aspect of our lives is the worst new development of the world in 2025

The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined

New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...

Sure. Might get a lot of use from this.

if i were running a social media tool in the first week of 2026, I probably would not be asking if my audience is excited for AI tools that can generate images. i would probably read at least one news article.

Happy 13th birthday to the most essential artwork of the current era, @kcg.bsky.social ‘s “This is fine,” to all those who celebrate.

There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides

I should really be sleeping right now

it’s come to my attention that my tumblr post has been crossposted to bluesky, so I’m posting it on my account here #AntiAI #GenAI

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