LOL

The conditions basically boil down to "Stop being Nick Rekieta"

UPDATE: We have the document. 30 days confinement in August. Probation for 5 years. 80 hours community service. Order is here: drive.google.com/file/d/1seCK...

Oh. My. Goodness. Look at that index number for Nick Rekieta's sentencing order. 😂😂😂 I am deceased.

I don't go to Mihoyo stuff but condolences to anyone who enjoyed Mr Kinich Genshin Impact cause his new voice is a couchfucker and a self-described Sock 'Em Boppers Cock 'Em Bopper

Guys. I was just served with a lawsuit… From my cat. [Last names redacted via iPhone to protect the privacy of all parties.]

This is vaguely threatening 😭

This is fucking incredible.

This, tbh. It's tough to recommend "become reputable to stone cold killers" as an actionable bizdev step, but thankfully, we've already done that.

"we hate bullies" is sort of the founding ideology here.

I'm gonna add to this as one of the support staff. Last year, my heart was being stupid (as is normal for it) and resolved itself quickly... but the d-dimer test my doc ordered showed "there's def a problem". A chest CT later and we learn there's a large splenic artery aneurysm at risk of rupture.

The first rule of cite club is you don’t talk about cite club. *** If it’s your first time at cite club, you have to cite.

Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one

I’ve never been to Philadelphia but I’m very fond of a city where you might have a mad max guys jumping off of poles while on motorcycles for the glory of gasoline town thing going on but it would also be strangely wholesome

A few years ago, I found a brand new Mari Makinami bathing suit for $3 and intended to give it to someone who could fit it. Way too small, could never. Then forgot about it for a few years. Because of course. Remembered it yesterday and was like "... maybe?" It fits.

-laughs in being able to shop in the kids' section for clothes-

OK, maybe it was a mistake to introduce Debbie to the legal genius of Orly Taitz.

@questauthority.bsky.social: Read this; it'll cure your imposter syndrome. Me: ... Me: My imposter syndrome is now worse. I could only *dream* of being this chaotic on a 2-page document. This is new goals of chaos gremlin behavior.

Well, this was the most harrowing fucking thing I've ever had to work on, and I'm just the damn lawyer. Can't imagine the client living it, and it's a goddamn privilege to represent her. DO NOT READ THIS unless you can handle details of some truly vile sexual abuse by Neil Gaiman.

There is no way I just heard music from Epic being used by the official Playstation TikTok account. (I did, omgwtfbbq)

If you view "respecting people's pronouns and identity" as something that can be turned off when you don't like the recipient, you don't actually respect Trans and non-binary people, you humor them. No way around this

Pointed out to everyone that House M.D. (Hugh Laurie) and Mr. Weasley (Mark Williams) played Jasper and Horace from 101 Dalmatians. Most people had forgotten or didn’t realize. Turns out they were just the British version of the Home Alone bandits and everyone thinks Hugh Laurie looks like Marve. 😂

@questauthority.bsky.social found the most literal perfect omamori for the kinda work we do 😭💖

There are certain days when even the old hits don’t do it for you. In case anyone’s wondering? This is wrong. The case it comes from isn’t about theaters or fires. It’s dicta in a case that’s been overruled. It’s as effective as a fart in a tornado.

I eat an apple a day and still can't get rid of these doctors!!!

DPS means being a problem for everyone

every sentence here is worse than the last

The yearly re-telling of the 64 McFlurries Story is always a good time. Until next time, MAGFest

Nick Rekieta's sentencing has been scheduled for April 18th at 10AM CT.

@elix-xira.bsky.social is mvp for this packaging omg

Awww yisss, got dolly certified at MAGFest

Got my first MAGFest ribbon~☆

Ah yes, Trump's two genders. Tit and Kok.

ADL comes out in support of Elon Musk. Raise your hand if you're surprised. No, not like that.

Groceries, $17 Posting toes on main, free

please never say gamer broth ever again

Leaving for MAGFest tomorrow and I most definitely haven't finished packing 😱🫠 Pour one out for my sleep schedule this week 'cause I'm basically gonna live in the Arcade like a gremlin.

Will you be hanging or slanging your #magfest Swadge next weekend at Super 2025?

Not REDnote openly advertising on TikTok omg

At least someone made a catchy closing credits song for TikTok (in the US)...? youtu.be/6dcfVnz9Mg8

Make Vines Great Again!

No thoughts, only fluff

We live in the ✨ world of tomorrow ✨

American teens are flocking to a new video app

Y'all know the rules. @kateration.bsky.social @debbiemia.bsky.social @thebluemage.bsky.social @kathryntewson.bsky.social @ebs.bsky.social @jonmarcantel.bsky.social @izzos.us

Words can't express how incredible and *motivating* it is to work alongside this crew of total bad asses. The way each person's strengths act as a force multiplier for one another. The camaraderie, professionally and as friends.

@akivamcohen.bsky.social @goobermunch.bsky.social @dmschmeyer.bsky.social @questauthority.bsky.social @legalminimum.bsky.social @feralnietzsche.bsky.social You’re the best in the business to work for. Thank you for being such shining examples of the legal profession, and fantastic friends. 💙

Oh no. What are you doing? Just stop. You know you can stop, right?

Fortunately, @matthewkeys.bsky.social has blocked me, so he won't see that I've posted his screenshot. Hopefully his main account, @matthewkeys.net, doesn't figure it out!