*walking in a winter wonderland* ME: where's bluebird? BIRD: gone ME: w... who are you? *bird looks around shiftily* BIRD: I'm new bird

gonna start shipping daredevil and iron fist purely bc of that video of aleks le and stephen fu playing marvel rivals together bc it's the funniest thing ever

the greatest hero you never heard of! #BoosterGold #DCComics #art

I am 100% pro Larian doing whatever pervert shit it wants and I can’t wait for another game where you can like, fuck a squid or whatever, but it really does further drive home the two-tier system of enforcement on storefronts. Bg3 contains basically everything small games get banned for

my preferred stylist isn't on the schedule for tomorrow. if she's not back before i have to get my picture taken again next week i will crash OUT.

Had a dream last night that there was an infamously violent NHL team with a notoriously shitty fanbase called the "Ohio Mustards." (Might have been influenced by the fact that I'm out of mustard, it's been bothering me)

Flashing my green light in complicated strobe patterns, to hypnotize Gatsby into doing my bidding.

film flubs: in my cousin vinny, joe pesci’s character speaks in a new york accent despite the movie taking place in alabama

All pedantry is bad EXCEPT doing a weird involuntary shiver when you hear someone say “Christopher Reeves.”

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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"

i’m writing an indie b&w comic called “dirt pud” about a guy who works at the store. he is a loser and he has one friend who is also a loser. every issue is about a problem at the store and sometimes he also whines about his ex. it will be made into a movie sometime around 2002

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

can't stop thinking about this fucker. #Daredevil #Marvel #art

POISEN ME PLEASE - dashare.zone ADMIN

your dark angel. #Frankenstein #Frankenstein2025 #art

deluxe hardcover of ram v's new gods and my life is yours, dc. any price. YES i have it in singles. YES i will double-dip. it's been one day since it ended and i'm already craving it again.

ah yes, my favorite carpenter brut songs that i can definitely talk about in normal company: hang 'em all and sexkiller on the loose

Underrated thing that's been flying under the radar: ICE's hiring spree, by necessity since there are so few others willing and able, has been hiring away local cops, which infuriates the departments by causing manpower problems and is, ironically, removing the worst of the worst from their ranks.

#3157 A helpful tutorial

IMPORTANT A new scam is going around where you'll be walking down the street and there will be a big red X painted on the sidewalk. DO NOT STAND ON THE X!!! If you do, a grand piano will fall on your head!!! This happened to a friend of mine and his teeth were piano keys for weeks! BE SAFE!!!

learning the wife guy ways by becoming a gambit main

oh great. the local news is now showing ads where kristi noem tells people to download an app so they can "peacefully" self-deport or else get jumped by ice clowns. worst fucking timeline.

do i decide to knuckle down and get good at gambit...... he's clearly very tricky but he seems like a lot of fun

I remember just last year that every day in every way, the media took time to inform me that Joe Biden Is Old. But now that they've been handed the biggest scandal in living memory, the granddaddy of them all, the HOLY SHIT THEY WERE FUCKING CHILDREN scandal? "Hey, c'mon, it's ... it's okay, man."

thank you, vaguely threatening gachapon machine

Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

tell me i'm not the only one who gets tripped up by adam warlock's ult quote being "born again!" like i associate that so strongly with daredevil, even though it isn't a Thing He Actually Ever Says (far as i know), that it makes me do a double take every time.

Don't tell me I can't draw, brother Some prime hunks of ridiculous beef available next weekend at @thoughtbubbleuk.bsky.social for £40 each!

why pay thousands for a therapist when you could just have a very intense conversation with a green goblin mask?

Had to share this from twitter just because

as a 5'3" person i have discovered that i can never go to a standing room only show ever again unless i am on the mezzanine or i arrive three hours before showtime and claim my spot like a stubborn cat

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

why doesn't red have more ambush units....... red is aggression..... what could be more aggressive than ramming a unit into another unit.......

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

god: okay the day that is happening now is called today angel: *writing* ok god: and the day that just ended is called terday angel: terday? god: yes terday angel: *writing* ok

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

"24, look! I'm on the cover of a magazine!" "Duuuude, that is so sick." "Yeah, I just hope the Monarch isn't mad when he finds out he didn't make the cover like they told him..." #TheVentureBros #art

when the Beatles said "i read the news today, oh boy" i felt that

Writers: Ok so the heist team will include someone to get close to the curator's son and seduce him into revealing the whereabouts of the key that we will then briefly steal and make a copy of and return without anyone noticing via second to second precision and thats how we get in Real thieves:

i'm a sucker for an outfit like this. #XMen #Wolverine #art

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

Yes, and, because I am a resentful creature, I would also like to add: 'You're not a bad artist. You're just on social media.'