Just felt like this piece should be in red ❤️

Guys I'm at the end of my rope here. Cat1 hates cat4. Cat1 is sñr, old as balls, and shouldn't have to deal with some punk on his lawn. Cat4 is sweet as hell, already been abandoned once, and should have to deal with a cat 3x his weight following him around starting fights. Cat1 always loses.. 1/

two familiars chilling in the study ☀️🌙 #art #artsky

whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered

Barf about the number of people comfortable using the r-word, puke at the number of people who see a woman as a walking incubator, projectile vomiting that some people think women get degrees for the sake of impressing men. Congratulations on your degree!! I wish you all the best.

Hey Megyn Kelly, 14-year-old Eloise would like a word: “If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good… because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.” Sound up! 🔥🔊 1/2

It's funny how, back in 2019, they were calling Epstein "disgraced financier"; now, all I've been hearing is "disgraced pedophile," which is simultaneously more accurate and grammatically confusing.

Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.

Anybody good with morse code? Apparently before I got upstairs, it was flashing "6 66" This is so freaking creepy wtf

We just lost power. By "we," I mean every city in a 150m radius. Stop lights are out, but the town has not descended into chaos. Even on the main corner in town, everyone is driving like it's business as usual. Proud of my fellows; also, wtf???

hey besties, I see that there's news coming out re: epstein and I just want to remind people to NOT censor posts!! I'm a survivor of sexual assault and incest, and if you censor words (eg: inc*st) it's going to show up for people that have those tags blocked!

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

This is absolutely wonderful: youtu.be/MZXuK8bFJyg?...

This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

There's always a seed of truth in the lie. My neurologist got me hooked on oxycontin at 15. 60 1mg tabs/month. My parents, bless em, noticed and helped me wean. Had they not, my health would be worse now/Id b dead. Tylenol, though, has been safe and effective for fevers, minor aches, etc for years.

I know the president has made everything more expensive, has masked people kidnapping our neighbors, went out of his way to starve poor people, is making healthcare more expensive and worse, and is blowing up boats in the Caribbean, but at least he’s a pedophile too.

Call to #artists, #crafters, #conservationists, and anyone else who might know. Recycling in my area is a joke. I get, what, 9 Rx's/ month(?), and nowhere to recycle the bottles. If anyone wants them (will scrub info tags off first ofc), please dm me for mostly fairly large orange Rx bottles ^_^

Wait. I still love this. And. What dems just pulled off was some of the smoothest operating I have seen in politics in years. This is the good shit. Let's shake it up, in my estimation, that's far overdue anyway. Deep breath, haha 😬 (Will be eating these words plz let me enjoy it whilst lasting)

this needed to be on here, so I'm putting it here

when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

i think they should let Ms Rachel design a squid games for Mr Beast specifically

my heart wants a beautiful, neatly arranged home like the ones featured in architectural digest. but my spirit wants to adopt as many cats and dogs as my living space humanely allows. very difficult dilemma.

It’s the “Bit@h Ass Bunch”

Erasing history at home isn't enough for these ghouls. Thread is necessary and important.

Went for a walk to find my kitten, found...something else. Story will be in alt text after description because TW: circle of life things: gore, death, animals, sad shit.

This fella is so kind and his works are incredible, I highly recommend checking him out if you can afford it!!

Hey, since it's been a month, can we start talking about "taxation without representation" again? Seems appropriate..

This sent me.

One of my sis' friends is dating. My mom said his name, "oh, you remember (family), right"? Yes. I remember when he stepped on a rusty nail and his mom was fighting the doctors who wanted to give him vaccinations because "if it's his time, God will take him".

Filling out the Medicare Survey after spending an hour on the phone with them, first question: would you give the phone # for Medicare to a friend or family member? 1 for "yes", 2 for "no", 7 for "idk" Wat I found the # after an easy Google. Why *would* I give the # to a friend? Makes no damn sense

Yeah, Facebook is bad and all. That being said, it's the only website that semi-regularly sends me a check because "whoopsie dooopsie, we did a crime with your info, teehee!"

The viral videos show horrifying events, but do not capture the fact that they were EVERYWHERE and took people from at least 3 separate neighborhoods. This was not a one street, one incident event. It was a military style siege stretching from Calvary cemetery to Skokie.

Even though I cannot afford to buy art, I will always be liking original artists. Or whatever it's called on bsky, hearting? Skeet-shooting? They work too hard to not at least get the algorithm bump and small serotonin drip. Someday, I'll be able to buy it. Someday....

Do I prefer dogs? Sure. Would I have multiple ditties about the importance of consent and boundaries if I didn't have 4 cats? Nah.

Potion Researcher

Like he does the political stuff but he usually has a segment that is clearly the writers just wanting to goof around and bless em that’s the good stuff

I'm so exhausted by these things. Still angry, refusing to feel beaten down, but pretty damn close. So excuse me if this is inappropriate: Huffington Post captioning someone CLEARLY saying "call the pigs" as "call the police" makes me giggle.It brings a small joy to such a horrific domino of cruelty

Starving people right before Thanksgiving is actually diabolical on every level imaginable. It's also the kind of cruelty people don't forget.

Trans people are fuckin magical

Lady metal singers don't get the credit they deserve. Not only are they incredibly talented singers, most of their performances are done in corsets. That's breath control deep-sea divers only dream about, haha

I could really use an emoji who's screaming so hard it's cheeks bleed right about now

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

i know it sucks but it must feel a little fun to be that guy with the backhoe destroying the white house. that’s like the final boss of operating heavy machinery

Maybe this is an odd take, idk. With the whole "male loneliness crisis" and women screaming from the rooftops "just respect us and it's all good", I've noticed a massive uptick in stereotypically "unattractive" men coming up to me and giving the loveliest, most heartwarming compliments.

I like my men like I like my Titebond—

Am I the only one still too traumatized by the 2020 protests to bring my phone to a protest? All you folks sharing pictures are heartwarming, but dear god if I see a picture of me I'm asking to be edited out immediately. Also red state here, but like...it can't just be me, right?

I kinda love the guy who got the vm, haha. Honey eat those fries before they get cold, this is not abnormal at allllll

The inflatable costume thing with the protesters is really good because it renders the body armor/CoD weaponry aesthetic of the ICE Nazis even more ridiculous than it already was. Suiting up like Rambo to face down a dancing frog. No coming back from that