Fresh off the digital presses!

Lest you forget, today is Thursday and it's time to vote in the latest Quip of the Week poll ericzorn.substack.com/i/197877173/... Finalists include @stevesuckington.bsky.social @jakevig.bsky.social @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social @madrigal.bsky.social Share widely!

Let me get this straight: The "Broadview Six" are going on trial in federal court for obstructing ICE/BP vehicles even as the Trump regime is setting aside $1.8 billion to compensate those who beat hell out of cops on J6. ericzorn.substack.com/i/197877173/...

An epistolary war of words on the left in Chicago. Can't we all just get along? (No) ericzorn.substack.com/i/197877173/...

John Williams is on vacation so I’ll be chatting with guest-host Jon Hansen at 11:33 am Chicago time on WGN-AM 720. Listen live link: wgnradio.com/on-air/

My “I Am Not an Unethical Alderman" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

For the love of all that is holy, tune in to my conversation on WGN-AM 720 with host John Williams at 11:33 a.m. Chicago time. Listen live link: wgnradio.com/on-air/

24/7 friend tracking -- is mostly a generational thing? I have posted a poll and a discussion of the issue in today's Picayune Plus. ericzorn.substack.com/i/196594960/...

New issue out today!

Justice WAS served! ericzorn.substack.com/i/196120216/...

Justice WAS served! ericzorn.substack.com/i/196120216/...

New issue out today!

Set aside whatever presumptively vital thing you are doing and tune in to my conversation on WGN-AM 720 with host John Williams at 11:33 a.m. Chicago time. Listen live link: wgnradio.com/on-air/

Happy May!

Indict Jeff Bezos! This shit is still for sale at Amazon!

New issue out this morning! ericzorn.substack.com/p/sorry-trum...

All glory to those who fill out the Quip of the Week poll at the new Picayune Sentinel, out today. ericzorn.substack.com/i/194923815/... Finalists include @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social ‪@johnlyon.bsky.social ‪@tommytoughstuff.bsky.social @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social @emceekayvee.bsky.social‬

Is this the most manly way to sit? I posted a click survey here ericzorn.substack.com/i/194923815/...

Maybe this is my inner reactionary speaking, but the judge who let the accused cop-killer out on home monitoring despite his lengthy record for predatory violent crime needs to be voted off the bench. ericzorn.substack.com/i/194923815/...

New issue, out this morning, no paywall!

In Dec 2021, Nicole Saphier — a Fox contributor now tapped as Trump's surgeon general nominee — argued that "it is time to move forward and allow this mild infection to circulate so we can continue to build that hybrid immunity." 250,000 Americans died of covid in 2022.

Today's secret word of the day is:

New issue, out this morning, no paywall!

Maybe this is my inner reactionary speaking, but the judge who let the accused cop-killer out on home monitoring despite his lengthy record for predatory violent crime needs to be voted off the bench. ericzorn.substack.com/i/194923815/...

Is this the most manly way to sit? I posted a click survey here ericzorn.substack.com/i/194923815/...

All glory to those who fill out the Quip of the Week poll at the new Picayune Sentinel, out today. ericzorn.substack.com/i/194923815/... Finalists include @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social ‪@johnlyon.bsky.social ‪@tommytoughstuff.bsky.social @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social @emceekayvee.bsky.social‬

New issue out this morning! ericzorn.substack.com/p/sorry-trum...

I’m hoping for an “I am Spartacus!” moment in which those appalled by the Comey indictment post this relatively anodyne image hoping for the removal/impeachment of our dreadful president to their social media feeds. They can’t prosecute all of us. At least not yet.

Indict Jeff Bezos! This shit is still for sale at Amazon!

I generated this Bingo card for Trump's speech tomorrow night at the White House Correspondents Dinner (a speech no self respecting journalist should sit through) where he's destined to attack the media.

Litigation interrupted: Why Adam Toledo’s family hit pause on their lawsuit just as it was about to go to trial ericzorn.substack.com/i/194806713/...

If you are a fan of good jokes, you'll want to check out and vote in the new Quip of the Week poll at the Picayune Sentinel ericzorn.substack.com/i/194806713/... Finalists include: @datejtease.bsky.social @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social @datejtease.bsky.social Share this to boost turnout!

“It is what it is…”

If you are a fan of good jokes, you'll want to check out and vote in the new Quip of the Week poll at the Picayune Sentinel ericzorn.substack.com/i/194806713/... Finalists include: @datejtease.bsky.social @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social @datejtease.bsky.social Share this to boost turnout!

Litigation interrupted: Why Adam Toledo’s family hit pause on their lawsuit just as it was about to go to trial ericzorn.substack.com/i/194806713/...

Gather your family, tell all your friends, shushh the dog and listen to my conversation on WGN-AM 720 with host John Williams at 11:33 a.m. Chicago time. Listen live link: wgnradio.com/on-air/

Filling out the Quip of the Week poll keeps the doctor away ericzorn.substack.com/i/193730073/... Finalists include @frovo.bsky.social @itsabbyyep.bsky.social Be sure to share so at to GOTV

Tips/gratuities played a role in THREE of the stories I comment on in today's new Picayune Sentinel. ericzorn.substack.com/i/193730073/...

Fresh off the digital presses Thursday morning. No paywall!

Fresh off the digital presses Thursday morning. No paywall!

Tips/gratuities played a role in THREE of the stories I comment on in today's new Picayune Sentinel. ericzorn.substack.com/i/193730073/...

Filling out the Quip of the Week poll keeps the doctor away ericzorn.substack.com/i/193730073/... Finalists include @frovo.bsky.social @itsabbyyep.bsky.social Be sure to share so at to GOTV

Hmmm, anyone specific you have in mind?

Set aside whatever presumptively vital thing you are doing and tune in to my conversation on WGN-AM 720 with host John Williams at 11:33 a.m. Chicago time. Listen live link: wgnradio.com/on-air/

You’ve heard of Stockholm Syndrome. Welcome to Budapest Envy.

I said good day!