Couple of things here: 1. Trump says he took another cognitive test recently 2. In front of "large numbers of doctors and experts" 3. He called the examinations "long...and very boring" 4. If you're given 3 cognitive exams in one year by panels of doctors, something is VERY wrong with you

ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.

Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory) Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)

Enforce the law or lose your job in law enforcement. I kinda like this brand new idea.

This participation trophy looks like it’s so embarrassed that it’s trying to hide its face.

it would be like being under nazi occupation in france and arguing that the vichy french shouldnt be criticized because "the real enemy is the nazis"

A reminder that UCLA faculty are under extreme austerity measures and staff people have been laid off. “South Campus” is a set of derelict buildings 45 minutes away, certainly constituting at a net loss for the university, one of number of questionable real estate deals. So who this dude again?

The fact that TPUSA posted the entirely reasonable comments from the instructor here as coming from the “TRANS PROFESSOR” gives away the game. They’re not defending students, they’re targeting faculty — as always

It’s clear that the primary interest of the US in “peace negotiations” is to create opportunities for Trump, Witkoff, their family members, business partners and cronies to make billions from business deals with Russia, and Ukraine is just the annoying nuisance in the way.

How about Russia gets all the way out of Ukraine, returns all the Ukrainians (children and POWs) to Ukraine, pays for all the damages, submits their war criminals to court and shuts the fuck up from now on because that's a plan I can get behind

the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing

X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand. The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.

Yep. I‘d even frame this as, “if you are still on twitter but for some reason nonetheless believe yourself to be a journalist…”

When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

Let’s stop calling the surrender plan a “peace plan,” because copying and pasting isn’t the same as journalism.

JD Vance was hand selected by Jeffrey Epstein's collaborator Peter Thiel, he's a replacement part incase Donald Trump doesn't make it his full term. Not a real politician or serious person, just a stand in for a South African billionaire and an Israeli-Russian pedo network.

The reasons for universities to embrace AI just keep coming.

President Trump has called for Democrats to be executed for sedition. The voters expect Democrats to come to the table with a real counter-proposal and negotiate a mutually acceptable compromise. That’s doing politics the right way. -Ezra Klein, New York TImes

Capitalism and property rights walk into a bar…

As Merrick Garland walks away from the DOJ, his limp gradually disappears. He has the pee tape in his pocket.

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

If we were even 0.1% serious.

jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away

Do I put the good champagne in the fridge now, just in case? Is there such a thing as a political sommelier? I need guidance.

Another thing this email trove has convinced me of is that NYT has been actively and consciously helping Trump since 2015. It wasn't just casual sexism, double standards, and political reporting Kayfabe. They were doing catch and kill

Todd Blanche would have had these emails before interviewing Maxwell. Why didn’t he question her directly about her exchanges? Why did he not follow up when she said things that were onviously a lie?? This shows that was a performance intended to dupe the public and benefit her (and Trump)

Stop using the language of the rapist. It is not sex with children, it is rape of children. It is not underage girls, it is children. It is not sex trafficking, it is rape trafficking.

OMG the Cincinnati Children’s hospital Pastor speaks after being detained for 73 days by ICE and he is a legal U.S citizen & they knew it when they took him & they’ve known it for all 73 days! He said the there are a lot of people in there that are U.S citizens & no crimes ever!

In Chicago, the courage of good, everyday folks getting in the face of ICE/BP and fighting back is restoring my faith in America In DC, the cowardice of Senate Democrats has undermined it, again America needs a government as good as its people. My new column www.inquirer.com/columnists/a...

Hi, Jean. My friend is a Nigerian prince who needs to urgently retrieve $1,000,000 from an abandoned trust from his father. If you can wire $5,000 today, you will be entitled to 35% of the trust. Please reply at your earliest convenience.

I don’t care if Schumer voted no. If he’s unable to wrangle the caucus, he’s not an effective leader. I’ll continue to push for the caucus to elect a new one.

@padilla.senate.gov @schiff.senate.gov I want to see both of you speaking out publicly, calling for new leadership.

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Last night, the Trump Administration sent a letter suggesting Wisconsin should return our FoodShare payments. My response ⬇️

Folks this is not a candid shot of the man at 11PM on a weekend, this is what he was doing while sitting in the middle of an internationally broadcast major press conference in the Oval Office He is cooked, get him out of there ASAP—before we find ourselves in the midst of a second Great Depression

congrats to everyone for thinking this through before signing very big contracts to put it on every student’s device at the school or university you run

Trump taking a victory lap because Walmart made their Thanksgiving meal smaller and crappier (and hence cheaper) is such a perfect encapsulation of his hucksterism

incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

As they withhold food stamps, illegally and purposely…

“I hope it’s dawning on people the sobriety of this moment, what’s at stake. We can de facto end Donald Trump’s presidency as we know it.” Donald Trump’s unprecedented attempt to rig the midterm elections took a massive hit on Tuesday.

Hopefully every room gets its own sign

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

CA Democrats probably just saved the House of Representatives for the entire country but MSNCB decided a mayoral race in NYC was more important to talk about. We had less than 8 weeks to get this done and managed record turnout. Stop telling me Democrats are bad at messaging. It’s a MSM problem.

Donald Trump deleted this from the government website. Let's be clear: there's funding available to cover SNAP benefits next month. Trump is stopping SNAP benefits because he wants to. He is forcing mommas and babies to go hungry.

“Go get a real job” is quickly becoming the popular refrain for dealing with these losers

Want to see how far right the Republican Party has gone? Watch George H. W. Bush and Ronald Reagan answer a question about illegal immigration during a 1980 debate. They wouldn’t even be allowed in today’s Republican Party.

A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.

When we restore the people’s house, there needs to be a memorial plaque commemorating this desecration, and it should name every single donor as a co-conspirator, so that they can share in that shame.