Trump’s actions seem perplexing, but you have to understand that while the rest of us are playing checkers, he’s a war criminal who rapes children.

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

Double your liquor orders and dance mixes for the joyful celebratory day when this asshole dies.

i had missed somehow that hugh hefner was buried next to marilyn monroe, a woman he barely knew, which he arranged for in advance and paid out the nose for, and i find that unimaginably disgusting. even in death that man cannot leave women alone

I bet a million dollars Elon Musk has already fucked a robot.

it's the 25th anniversary of the GBA which means it's also the anniversary of the ChuChu Rocket! port, the first game to have both Sega and Nintendo on the title screen days later the last episode of WCW Nitro would be simulcast on TNN as part of WWF Raw headfuck of a week for 90s kids

time to re-up this

Today is pay day! I did not get paid. My boss at the office was out for a few days and submitted my time sheet approval for the temp agency a week late. I told he I didn't get paid and her response was "Ok, I did approve your timesheet on yesterday." COOL! THANKS! FIXES EVERYTHING!

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

how can you expect him to know who he fired, he had a hockey game to attend

Superman isn't brave.

Anyone in Milwaukee who wants a free ticket to Haunt at X-Ray hit me up hahaha nobody I know fits any of this criteria you know how good a band has to be for me to go to Cudahy?!?

chat is 0 net job creation bad?

DLSS 5 reveal going on well, then.

When you think you're a liberator of your people and you're also sexually abusing women and girls from among those people you're demonstrating that you have trouble recognizing them as people. (And that is way too common.)

Turns out it didn't have legs

CAPTALISM - dashare.zone ADMIN

NO BORDERS, NO NATIONS

Best comment of the day… I’d like to remind everyone that Wind and Solar power doesn’t have to pass through the Strait of Hormuz.

Robot Malfunction: In China, a dancing robot suddenly started smashing dishes. It knocked over plates on customers’ tables & then kept dancing without stopping. Staff tried to stop it, but it didn’t respond for several minutes. In the end, one of the waitresses simply dragged it into the back room.

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

this is amazing 😆🫣👻💀 Add random jumpscares to sites you're trying to avoid tabboo.xyz "You're stuck in an addictive, endless loop, loading the same sites over and over again. Install the extension and let aversive conditioning do the rest."

NUOVO TESTAMENTO RULES SO FUCKING TESTAMENTALLY HARD

The game industry’s obsession with graphics is so funny because every other year there will be some breakout hit called “Stick Figure Mansion” or some shit that outsells 90% of the market and runs on a toaster

You have been visited by the Reverse 3/4 Beavis RT to share good luck, ignore to keep it all to yourself

Why would you need to check someone's ID in order to have a child with them....oh.....oh my.

Happy Irish Man Theme Song Day 🍀

phew good thing yall haven’t spent the last fifty years turning us into a nation of shitty little porcine consumer piggies huh

March 11, 1996 in San Antonio. He is “Ring Master” no more. McMahon blames that stupid name on the newly-dubbed "Stone Cold" Steve Austin’s “peers.”

How would you get your oldest living relative ready for Star Wars Episode IX if they never saw any Star Wars and you only have 94 seconds?

I like the news having to explain Cuba losing all electricity by going "So what we REALLY DID NOT TELL YOU FOR MONTHS WAS:"

Everyone boo hoos about Artax in Neverending story but no one ever remembers the big titty sphinxes

Once again, Trump uses the language of sexual assault. It's what he knows.

Literally spent all weekend at home, save for fifteen minutes in the supermarket, so how the fuck did I wake up this morning with a stuffy nose?!?

Turns out when you're a temp, you're not on the "stay home in a blizzard" list. And even if you were, you'd still have to come in. So in honor of that, and the Hop driver who took off five minutes early and left me stranded outside, I am going to sit in my empty office and play video games all day.

Just the greatest. #AEWRevolution

Thekla rules so fucking hard.

Divine Dommes

No no nonono no

YESSSSSS HAHAHAHA THEY PISSED OFF THEIR OWN KIDS THIS WAS FUCKING AMAZING

THIS MATCH RULES! #AEWRevolution ➡️ allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv

I really hope all of this is only intended to piss all those kids off in a painful way.

I don't like when they do all the blood

Did the laundry, batch cooked, cleaned, prepped for tomorrow's commute, ate a gummy, put on rasslin'. Let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Of all the days it could happen, the ides of March would be the most ironic

Daredevil condoms for ol' hornhead

this is fantastic