Colton Dunn
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uncle phil on chill.
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Push the Roll Podcasts
3 days ago
No refills! Side Effects May Include… is now complete! Join
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@sdorward.bsky.social
Mary Lou and
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Check out Part 1 of my Las Vegas story!
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#SpaceFact
Euclid Telescope observed a near‑perfect “Einstein ring” of light around a galaxy 590 million light‑years away. Clearly the Euclid telescope doesn’t have kids. I can’t even observe a full episode of Pluribus.
about 1 month ago
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#spacefact
The James Webb Space Telescope captured auroras on Neptune and they’re happening at mid‑latitudes instead of the poles. “Mid-latitudes” are just ok “latitudes”
about 1 month ago
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I’m not gonna say commercials are bullshit. But I ain’t never enjoyed a product so much I started dancing around alone in my living room.
about 1 month ago
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#SpaceFact
Scientists are tracking 3I/ATLAS as it flies through our solar system at over 130,000 mph. They are calling it a “Space Waymo.”
about 1 month ago
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Symphony Space
about 2 months ago
On this week's Selected Shorts episode, Fooling Yourself, actors
@captdope.bsky.social
, Suzy Nakamura, and
@vangsness.bsky.social
perform stories by Simon Rich, Betsuyaku Minoru, and Lauren Pruneski. Take a listen wherever you get your podcasts.
bit.ly/48N8VyZ
(Photos by Kyle Espeleta)
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Great. Now what am I gonna do with all these Labrador balloons.
4 months ago
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#SpaceFact
On Mercury, one sunrise takes 176 Earth days. NASA has called it “hitting snooze.”
4 months ago
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I’m at a four-way stop. It’s their turn. They wave me through. No fool. I ain’t breaking the rules just cause you think you the mayor of traffic.
4 months ago
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I don’t have the guts to leave a group chat. I just get a new phone. I have 32 phones.
4 months ago
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I kinda think it’s gonna happen soon. And when it does how many water balloons filled with cat pee do you think we can sneak into the rotunda?
4 months ago
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BREAKING🚨: The DOJ would like to sell you a bridge.
4 months ago
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Wearing your own merch is kinda like liking your own post. Its dork.
4 months ago
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There is such a thing as too many wind chimes and that number is 3.
4 months ago
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Whoa my MAGA brothers and sisters. Stop overreacting. The guy on the Cracker Barrel logo was an IMMIGRANT! And there was another one HIDING IN THE BARREL! We are safer now.
4 months ago
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My least favorite dance combo it the walk forward tough to the hand swipe turn around and walk away followed by the “sike I’m back”
4 months ago
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BREAKING NEWS: Photo leaked from Trump Putin meeting.
4 months ago
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Legalize throwing sandwiches at fascists
4 months ago
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#SpaceFact
The Milky Way is on a collision course with another galaxy. Estimated time of impact: 4 billion years. Jesus take the wheel!
4 months ago
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End of day there are only two choices in this world. Double Dragon or Bad Dudes?
4 months ago
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If it was up to me only one turtle would be a ninja. The others would’ve picked up different disciplines.
4 months ago
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Approaching the point in my life where “treat yourself” just means buying a slightly better sponge.
4 months ago
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#SpaceFact
The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth. I don’t blame it.
5 months ago
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Cargo shorts will never die.
5 months ago
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Flying cars don’t impress me. Make me a flying train.
5 months ago
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If you are not wearing a bolo tie, I do not want to hear your ufo theories.
5 months ago
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Used to throw house parties. Now I throw away old sippy cups with no lids.
5 months ago
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Toothpaste container technology is due for an update.
5 months ago
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This is stupid. We all know. They all know. Some of them pretending they don’t. But for who? We ALL know. He did it. We all know he did. Just say you’re fine with it. You don’t care because it’s not good for your team. Cause we already know You are lying to no one. Its so boring
5 months ago
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One year old just full on gunned a wooden block into my shin then laughed when I crumbled to the ground. Life is really cool.
5 months ago
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#SpaceFact
The Sun makes up 99.8% of all mass in the solar system. The other 0.2% is just planets, moons, and my unread emails
5 months ago
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Just showed my son the transformation scene from He-Man. It holds up.
5 months ago
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Why do this to the Smurfs. Why???
5 months ago
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Proud member of DSB. Dads skip breakfast.
5 months ago
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Just a guy eating a tasty foot long sub!
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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Sometimes I dream of the orange drink from all my grade school events. Can we bring that back?
5 months ago
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#SpaceFact
In space, time moves slower near strong gravity. Like talking to someone about their crypto.
5 months ago
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Guys running out of bits.
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Trump says a new 50% tariff on copper imports is coming — CNN
President Donald Trump said Tuesday he’s imposing a new 50% tariff on all copper. However, it’s unclear when the new tariff would take effect.
https://apple.news/AFOvH7J4XTN2C553bIdIPvg
6 months ago
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Mel Buer
6 months ago
Interview with a community member who was maced by departing DHS agents in Macarthur Park
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6 months ago
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Our country is the weakest it’s ever been. F
#MAGA
forever. Every real American is completely embarrassed by this administration. We have done amazing things. We have also done atrocious things. We can hold both those facts. Point is to make the world better. Add one to the atrocities list.
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First immigration detainees arrive at Florida center in the Everglades
The first group of immigrants has arrived at a new detention center deep in the Florida Everglades that officials have dubbed “Alligator Alcatraz.”
https://apnews.com/article/alligator-alcatraz-immigration-detainees-florida-56670910db4c88800d9df42ac3ce7f91
6 months ago
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I’m Pizza Hut delivery is really great years old today.
6 months ago
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For decades film and television sound departments worked tirelessly to hide microphones and keep booms out of shots. Cut to now, content creators doing full productions with pager size mics clipped to their t-shirts or just holding wired AirPods. Wild times. Jah bless
6 months ago
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#TodaysWord
is “ceasefire.” (Noun) A confident statement that an agreement has been reached to stop all fighting, followed by the continued presence of fighting.. Example: I declared a ceasefire with my 5 year-old over bedtime. He responded by removing his pajama pants and throwing a book.
6 months ago
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#TodaysWord
is “obliterate.” Verb. To destroy something with total confidence… while it continues to exist. Example: I obliterated the pile of laundry sitting on the table.
6 months ago
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I’ll pay my taxes in two weeks.
6 months ago
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Summer 1987: popsicles, bikes, and Mike Tyson’s punch out. Summer 2025: washing water bottles, doing laundry and Googling “rash from swimming pool?”
6 months ago
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Dave Itzkoff
6 months ago
at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans
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SPACE FACT: The sun is so big it makes up 99.8% of the mass in the solar system. And boy howdy does it act like it.
6 months ago
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