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#SpaceFact Euclid Telescope observed a near‑perfect “Einstein ring” of light around a galaxy 590 million light‑years away. Clearly the Euclid telescope doesn’t have kids. I can’t even observe a full episode of Pluribus.

#spacefact The James Webb Space Telescope captured auroras on Neptune and they’re happening at mid‑latitudes instead of the poles. “Mid-latitudes” are just ok “latitudes”

I’m not gonna say commercials are bullshit. But I ain’t never enjoyed a product so much I started dancing around alone in my living room.

#SpaceFact Scientists are tracking 3I/ATLAS as it flies through our solar system at over 130,000 mph. They are calling it a “Space Waymo.”

On this week's Selected Shorts episode, Fooling Yourself, actors @captdope.bsky.social, Suzy Nakamura, and @vangsness.bsky.social perform stories by Simon Rich, Betsuyaku Minoru, and Lauren Pruneski. Take a listen wherever you get your podcasts. bit.ly/48N8VyZ (Photos by Kyle Espeleta)

Great. Now what am I gonna do with all these Labrador balloons.

#SpaceFact On Mercury, one sunrise takes 176 Earth days. NASA has called it “hitting snooze.”

I’m at a four-way stop. It’s their turn. They wave me through. No fool. I ain’t breaking the rules just cause you think you the mayor of traffic.

I don’t have the guts to leave a group chat. I just get a new phone. I have 32 phones.

I kinda think it’s gonna happen soon. And when it does how many water balloons filled with cat pee do you think we can sneak into the rotunda?

BREAKING🚨: The DOJ would like to sell you a bridge.

Wearing your own merch is kinda like liking your own post. Its dork.

There is such a thing as too many wind chimes and that number is 3.

Whoa my MAGA brothers and sisters. Stop overreacting. The guy on the Cracker Barrel logo was an IMMIGRANT! And there was another one HIDING IN THE BARREL! We are safer now.

My least favorite dance combo it the walk forward tough to the hand swipe turn around and walk away followed by the “sike I’m back”

BREAKING NEWS: Photo leaked from Trump Putin meeting.

Legalize throwing sandwiches at fascists

#SpaceFact The Milky Way is on a collision course with another galaxy. Estimated time of impact: 4 billion years. Jesus take the wheel!

End of day there are only two choices in this world. Double Dragon or Bad Dudes?

If it was up to me only one turtle would be a ninja. The others would’ve picked up different disciplines.

Approaching the point in my life where “treat yourself” just means buying a slightly better sponge.

#SpaceFact The Moon is slowly drifting away from Earth. I don’t blame it.

Cargo shorts will never die.

Flying cars don’t impress me. Make me a flying train.

If you are not wearing a bolo tie, I do not want to hear your ufo theories.

Used to throw house parties. Now I throw away old sippy cups with no lids.

Toothpaste container technology is due for an update.

This is stupid. We all know. They all know. Some of them pretending they don’t. But for who? We ALL know. He did it. We all know he did. Just say you’re fine with it. You don’t care because it’s not good for your team. Cause we already know You are lying to no one. Its so boring

One year old just full on gunned a wooden block into my shin then laughed when I crumbled to the ground. Life is really cool.

#SpaceFact The Sun makes up 99.8% of all mass in the solar system. The other 0.2% is just planets, moons, and my unread emails

Just showed my son the transformation scene from He-Man. It holds up.

Why do this to the Smurfs. Why???

Proud member of DSB. Dads skip breakfast.

Just a guy eating a tasty foot long sub!

Sometimes I dream of the orange drink from all my grade school events. Can we bring that back?

#SpaceFact In space, time moves slower near strong gravity. Like talking to someone about their crypto.

Guys running out of bits.

Interview with a community member who was maced by departing DHS agents in Macarthur Park

Oop

Our country is the weakest it’s ever been. F #MAGA forever. Every real American is completely embarrassed by this administration. We have done amazing things. We have also done atrocious things. We can hold both those facts. Point is to make the world better. Add one to the atrocities list.

I’m Pizza Hut delivery is really great years old today.

For decades film and television sound departments worked tirelessly to hide microphones and keep booms out of shots. Cut to now, content creators doing full productions with pager size mics clipped to their t-shirts or just holding wired AirPods. Wild times. Jah bless

#TodaysWord is “ceasefire.” (Noun) A confident statement that an agreement has been reached to stop all fighting, followed by the continued presence of fighting.. Example: I declared a ceasefire with my 5 year-old over bedtime. He responded by removing his pajama pants and throwing a book.

#TodaysWord is “obliterate.” Verb. To destroy something with total confidence… while it continues to exist. Example: I obliterated the pile of laundry sitting on the table.

I’ll pay my taxes in two weeks.

Summer 1987: popsicles, bikes, and Mike Tyson’s punch out. Summer 2025: washing water bottles, doing laundry and Googling “rash from swimming pool?”

at least he didn't do something truly reckless like try to forgive student loans

SPACE FACT: The sun is so big it makes up 99.8% of the mass in the solar system. And boy howdy does it act like it.