Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.

Tylenol

This App Turns Your Photos into Music If You Want to Do That For Some Reason

White House science experts announce today the cure for autism is polio and chickenpox.

now the dutch are scoring on us

REPORT: The Haddonfield Police Department has confirmed that any residents who speak ill of Michael Myers on social media will be arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

The Stop the Steal flag is flying at half mast outside the Alito home today

This whole account is just these two synth playing cats Dude is clearly working through some things www.instagram.com/reel/DN3i4YN...

The ABCs of 9/11: A Town Hall for Kids & Families (2021)

New Rolex ad just dropped. Sound up! #USOpen

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Your electricity bill is going up because data centers are raising demand, not because your utility started scaling out some renewables. Pass it on.

OMG this is so true!

BSKY is full of misogynist rape apologists & men who STILL want women to do ALL the work.

one of my tiktok followers made this

They just kicked a bunch of kids off of their health insurance. I hope cussing doesn’t offend you. 🤬

i genuinely dont know what other industry has failed as speculatively as journalism has failed at meeting this moment we are talking about whether zohran is going to do a sharia law while gop has been trying to pass a bill to strip medicaid to pay for concentration camps like

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him theonion.com/andrew-...

Bezos Wedding Guests Given Monogrammed Plastic Bottles To Urinate In During Ceremony theonion.com/bezos-w...

This is the result of a Russian missile hit that damaged a civilian train today, carrying regular people, including the elderly, women, and kids. Sadly, people get used to seeing stuff like this, and it won't be all over the news. Don’t let it fade. Keep showing Russia's crimes

"I know this is hard for you Americans to imagine, but please try." Uncanny.

Here’s what Germany is saying about the United States! 👇👇👇

They’re not coming for the most dangerous or violent. They are abducting people at their jobs, calling them in for fake check-ins to meet their daily quotas, and kidnapping US citizens. They’re coming to tear apart our communities. The cruelty is the point. #MAGAKidnappers

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

BREAKING NEWS EVERYTHING IS BAD

Since we have Mother's Day every year, we oughta have Father's Day every other year to reflect how much parenting fathers do on average compared to mothers.

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

This was the most thorough commentary that I’ve watched, yet, perfectly summizing the situation we find ourselves in and the mentality of this fascist regime. You really should carve out 10 minutes to watch Jamelle’s take here …

This is incredible

If you need a pick-me-up today, allow me to share a clip from the 2000's Fox reality show "Man vs Beast", which at one point featured a monkeybar-hanging competition between an orangutan and a pro gymnast. It's one of the most amazing/stupidest things to ever air on network television.

“I think the world needs a lot more young angry women.” 👏

god this was a cathartic read

Miller is such a small, mean, broken little whisper of a human with a bullhorn of hate. A patch of scorched earth in a suit.

#Greed 👇🤔☮️💙🌊🐕‍🦺✊

State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization theonion.com/state-d...

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Participating In Combat

The world sucks in soo many ways right now. My short respite is a Holiday Monday watching Murder She Wrote. JB was a bad ass! And also I think a mass murderer.

Jann Arden is an absolute boss. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 That’s what it means to be Team Canada. Take that Alberta. ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️ #canada #canadastrong #elbowsup #teamcanada #canadaunited #tariffs #tradewar #never51state #buycanadian #Alberta

Joe Biden relitigation is catnip for the press because it gives them a chance to avoid saying difficult things about the present situation we are all in while also getting to talk about themselves

I’ll never get over how, in an era when women’s rights and status are being attacked and eroded in law and culture alike, we were incessantly told that it was boys and men whose suffering we needed to attend to.