OFFICIAL from @noaa.gov today: March blew the cover off the record books here in the U.S. ❗️Average temperature: 9.4° ABOVE the 20th century normal ❗️First time ANY month exceeded 9°F above average ❗️This was the ALL-TIME WARMEST March in the 132-year record A quick 🧵

i am in full support of this, but her credibility came from her closeness to trump and i think she’s far less influential without him

“It was a great humiliation sir, perhaps the greatest humiliation that America has ever seen.” newrepublic.com/article/2087...

Ten years ago today, in April 2016, the Boston Globe printed a satirical front page imagining a future Trump administration. The page was called "alarmist," "hyperbolic," "dystopian." But we’ve put up with so much since then it now looks like . . . a slow Thursday?

Speed bag is the rhythm game of exercise

This entire moon trip is probably the coolest and most profound thing I have witnessed in my entire life The exquisite beauty of humanity is just raging through this entire mission, what a gorgeous thing ahhhh

Approaching the one-year anniversary this weekend: @atrupar.com

Finland is genuinely hellish in this. It's the *care* I got as a t(w)een--eighteen... For those who know my story, welp. 🥲😭 It seems it's that but as a standard. Genuine torture. Zero care. 100% *cruelty*. They're *murdering* our most vulnerable—literal children. #protecttranskids

Got so much shit for this story three years ago www.semafor.com/article/02/0...

Never gotten over how Columbia had a whole micro-site paying tribute to its 60s protests and building takeovers; then, when Gaza protesters repeated that strategy they called in the NYPD

President Trump is urging Congress to renew Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, but lawmakers in both parties oppose extending it without reforms. Congress now has a chance to protect Americans’ privacy. bit.ly/4tASUmW

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Oh my. I checked. It's real.

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New from 404 Media: the FBI was able to extract incoming Signal messages from a phone even though the app was deleted. Why? Because parts of messages were stored in the iPhone's internal notification database. Shows how secure chat data can come from unexpected places www.404media.co/fbi-extracts...

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The world would be a better place if we had more leaders who actually enjoy things and are happy to indulge in a bit of whimsy from time to time. I'm 100 percent serious.

I had that dream again

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

Okay what about this: in 2028 we elect people to office who aren't the biggest dip shits you've ever met.

Like Bigfoot, I have never seen this phrase before.

I know it’s tempting to compare ICE to the IRGC but please keep in mind that the IRGC seems to be competent

CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

the Pontiac Aztek - which entered production in 2000 for the 2001 model year and was cancelled from the lineup in 2005 - lasted longer than the confederacy

"Spring Black Friday"

This sort of reinforces the Discovery Institute analogy I made last week. You dredge up half a dozen dissenters from an overwhelming scholarly consensus, not because their arguments are particularly compelling, but to establish that the issue is “controversial”. This creates a permission structure…

Exclusive: The acting director of the CDC has delayed publication of a report showing the covid-19 vaccine cut the likelihood of ER visits and hospitalizations for healthy adults last winter by about half, according to two scientists.

Cinderella: boo hoo Fairy Godmother: What’s wrong, my child? Cinderella: All I wanted was to dance at the ball but my wicked stepmother said I couldn’t go. Fairy Godmother: And now you want revenge? Cinderella: What? N- Fairy Godmother: BIPPITY BOPPITY WEREWOLF MODE ACTIVATE Cinderella: AAAWOOOOOOOO

In the words of Sidney Dean, "It's hard work. It's hard god damn work . . . " making sure my outrage for Trump fascist moves that I already know about does not prevent me from generating outrage for *NEW* Trump fascist moves that I learn about today. Trump's gutting the National Forest Service.

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#Warning: CPSC Warns Consumers to Stop Using LRIGYEH Magnetic Stick Figure Toy Sets Immediately Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Magnet Ingestion; Violate Mandatory Standard for Toys Learn more: www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...

somewhere in North Carolina, a 19 year old has stopped yelling racial slurs at a complete stranger during a COD run to gasp in horror at his phone. This is not what he voted for

So, this term has pioneered an even easier form of espionage than "hang out at Mar-a-Lago".

Not the main point here, but I do not ever recall a federal agency making significant programmatic and personnel changes as a result of the PRESIDENT'S BUDGET PROPOSAL, which does not change any law or funding allocations. Congress hasn't acted yet. What are we doing here?

this is just stunningly corrosive to public trust and there need to be congressional subpoenas and jail time this is actually a great use of oversight power the second dems take control of congress - haul polymarket execs up there and make them give you everything they have on this shit

BREAKING: Following the American threat of an “Avignon Papacy,” Robert Kennedy has begun a Diet of Worms

I keep hearing U.S. news outlets describe the Fars News Agency as “semi-official” to give context about its proximity to the IRGC and it makes me wonder if any broadcasters outside the U.S. describe Fox News that way

Wtf????

My shop is officially open! Link below & on my website!💗 I only have 10 copies of my artbook left! As soon as it sells out I’ll make preorders for the second run available! I’ll be closing those preorders on April 22nd & will be shipping those as soon as I get them in May. 😁💗

Yep. It was connected.

What, exactly, is an "ICE shooting incident"? Just say an ICE agent shot someone. www.washingtonpost.com/immigration/...

And the three exceptions, who were Afghan, had their protected status stripped by Trump.

did they though? did they?

A recent doodle I did on my tablet at a cafe.

a truly stupendous amount of this is Israel’s fault *but* there is going to be growing horseshoe pressure to claim that it is *all* Israel’s fault and I don’t think that’s true