putting on my tac vest for a dangerous day of confiscating shampoo bottles

not to be all everything is gender but damn

Didn't want to get too excited, but now it seems a pair of starlings is coming to my feeders on a regular basis. That means I am helping support: - 1 cardinal pair - 1 dove pair - 1 pair of red finches - 1 pair of starlings - 1 blue jay pair - a small flock of house sparrows - random juncos

A 14-year-old girl knew her constitutional rights better than her teacher. She sat during the Pledge to protest the war in Gaza. Her teacher humiliated her, even saying "go back to your country." She sued. The district just paid up. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/palestinia...

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CENTCOM told me Iran keeps hitting their high-value assets so I asked how many they have and they said they just go to the Pentagon and get new ones afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding high-value assets to the Iranians and then INDOPACOM started crying

Sounds like you kids have maybe learned a valuable lesson.

that's your whole life, Greg. your existence boiled down to being a useful fascist prop for roughly a summer before being unpersoned.

cool i think i'm an NBA starting center

I don’t see anything here to explain the “impersonating a police officer” charge. But also, it’s chilling how the officers play with these people’s lives. Stopped him for a scooter violation, and seem to refer him to ICE on a whim. If they hadn’t, he’d still be alive.

If the U.S. follows through on its threats to bomb the oil assets on Kharg Island, the war would likely escalate and oil prices would increase exponentially.

Quite the kicker. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/28/u...

I don’t love being in a society where you can sell enough pillows to do meaningful damage to democracy or sell enough children’s books to do a genocide or sell enough chicken sandwiches to abolish gay marriage That all seems like a ridiculous way to do society to me

BREAKING: A federal court ruled ICE must provide access to legal counsel for people detained at the Florida detention facility known as "Alligator Alcatraz." The Trump administration cannot deny people their right to an attorney.

James Tolkan, 'Back to the Future' and 'Top Gun' actor, has died at 94 www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

mike johnson’s make work the past year has been nullifying the House, and thus Congress, as a constitutional actor

I think maybe JD Vance was engineered in a Japanese laboratory to be the most off-putting and offensive human being to live. They wanted to see if it could be done, and my hat is off to those folks.

Neguse: "My Republican colleagues are very much living in a fantasy land, and somehow trying to make the case to the American people that Democrats control the Senate. It's absurd! Thune is the GOP majority leader. The Republican majority in the Senate passed a bill. Not a single senator objected."

trump paying TSA guys out of some HR1 slush fund def feels like its a "pointing to the rulebook while the golden retreiver dunks on us" situation where the supreme court will say that no one has standing to challenge this or that the only remedy is impeachment or whatever

I like that the stock market going down by a bunch is called a “correction” like it is good this is happening, we have learned from our drunken, profligate ways of investing in a company retirement plan

Some new exhibits just dropped in Musk v Altman trial including these texts with Mark Zuckerberg and Musk

FOX: You and Thune are not on same page. You criticized Dems, but he was the engineer of this. And are you not extending the shutdown? If you accepted what Senate passed, this could end & TSA lines would shrink JOHNSON: Schumer and the Democrats-- F: Thune propounded this J: Chuck Schumer ...

President Donald Trump spent five minutes of Thursday’s Cabinet meeting boasting of his thrift with a story about negotiating for $5 personalized Sharpies. The company that makes the permanent markers said the exchange never happened.

The Constitution is dead, and we need to write a new one when this is over.

Swalwell: "I want to knock out this argument we even need ICE doing what they're doing in the first place. If they are so easily moved from our streets, where they are terrorizing people, to passing out bottles of water in the airport, did we really need them terrorizing people in the first place?"

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He says he wants to bring meritocracy back to our military. He says he has our warfighters' backs. But here he is, the most unqualified SecDef in history, denying troops a promotion that their fellow warfighters decided they've earned. Hegseth is a disgrace to our heroes.

House Republicans refuse to vote on a Senate-approved deal to fund DHS, extending the partial shutdown that has wreaked havoc on air travel

Is this anything?

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House GOP blowing up the Senate's TSA funding solution isn't going over well.

The Republicans have been very consistent on this: they don't think TSA people should be paid.

Hey speaking of Pam Bondi, the DOW is now just above 45,000, or in other words, since she screamed about the stock market being why we shouldn't investigate child sex trafficking rings, the DOW has lost nearly 5,000 points.

Why does the fawning media always call these stains on our democracy “a first” like Trump broke the four-minute mile as opposed to the Constitution

We're just weeks, maybe months, from a mass suicide event.

Dem leadership should be telling everyone that this is the talking point.

Whoops.

Swalwell: "This guy has more plans for his ballroom at the White House than he does for protecting the homeland, fighting a war in Iran, and bringing down the costs as he promised he'd do on day one."

the biggest disconnect between most people and government is that they don’t feel like government is doing anything useful for them bridging this divide is as difficult as it’s ever been in the age of fractured social media, but I genuinely do not think anyone is doing it better than Zohran

Been thinking about it since I saw JK Rowling posted this yesterday about the IOC's new policy, calling Imane Khelif a man. Imane Khelif was born female. She was raised as a girl. Her original birth certificate says female. She's always been a woman. But sure. "Men punching women."

oh EXCELLENT fight fight fight

"Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available." Polio: 23k paralyzed Measles: 290k deaths Rubella: 41k born w/ congenital rubella syndrome Diphtheria: 138k-1M deaths

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Trump take video games

We're about to see the cringiest emails in the history of cringe

Make a Wish Presidency supported by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think the height of insults is calling someone "gaaaaaaay"

seeing a lot of moral abandonment and dereliction of duty by people who just wanna stay employed and wondering how much this would be happening if healthcare and insurance could be decoupled from employment

Whiskey Pete just struck 4 names (2 women and 2 Black) from a promotion list to General for the Senate. That never happens. Secratery of the Army provides the list and vouched for the 4, highly recommend officers. Racist, mysigingistc pig. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/27/u... (Gift Horse 👇🏽)

Too bad she can’t do anything about it

love how "get paid while doing your job" is a constant source of contention between employers and employees, as if there's any possible argument against it other than "i want to steal my employee's time"