"They all look alike" as official policy.

His "two weeks, two weeks!" is "ten years, TEN YEARS!"

Microsoft was once thought of as climate leader in the tech industry. In 2025, @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social reports, "its carbon emissions increased 25% year-over-year... emitt[ing] the equivalent of 21 million tons of carbon dioxide." heatmap.news/daily/micros...

Instead, everyone caters to about 2% of the country's population with lots of RAH RAH RAH THE SOLDIERS!! and "the farmers are the only true Americans" campaigns.

I'M NOT AN ANTISOCIAL RAPEY DOUCHEBAG NAZI AND TO PROVE IT I WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE AND HANDLE THIS WITH THE GRACE OF A CHILD.

I keep thinking about this Alex Ross painting of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen that is, for some reason, also the cast of 30 Rock

It remains hilarious that his cult will still insist, to this day, that Donald Trump is an "expert deal maker."

I guess I’m weird because I don’t like it when the president of my country addresses the leaders of our allies the way an abusive father menacingly addresses his children.

We're all pounding the table demanding the air be more poisonous.

All the greatest hits.

In a way, anything can be The News

I don't mind that, because I'm hoping these clowns are so diluted and devoid of self awareness, and that the public isn't still living in the 1950s, so much so that this actually backfires and drives Democrat participation.

Similar infections are being reported in -28- other states, and no one knows the source. So, if your butt hasn't yet been blown off by cyclospora, please wait in line for your turn. apnews.com/article/cycl...

I know the person that did the orientation for the new & not yet sworn in reps back in 2011, which was when Duffy went through it. One morning I get a call from that person who immediately starts to vent about this one new reps who's on his last nerve for being a complete ignoramus. It was Duffy. 1/

ER Doctors sigh quietly, preparing for a raft of "accidental" groin trauma

Make a Wish administration for men with terminal 12 year old boy brain going strong.

I've long wished that this country had some minimum requirements for running for federal office, as in, certain years of certain education, and certain number of years in a public service or public serving type of job (lawyer, lower office, hell, even sanitation engineer or something).

Counter point: In my millennial life, I've actually been shocked at how much tattoos have lost their taboo. I'll now walk into doctor's offices and see a nurse with a visible tattoo on their arm - and especially among women, they've become more common.

We’ve made college free…to explain why college must never be free…or you will not be free…do you understand why all of this makes sense

We are going to reach a point where every student is paid 50,000 dollars to take a rightwing class to turn them against the idea of government spending

This post went viral recently on IG/FB because it was blowing Gen Z minds that this is how jobs used to work. And this is precisely how we were able to have such helpful store weirdos: Being a vacuum cleaner weirdo at Sears was a legit lifelong career!

INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE CHAIR RICK CRAWFORD: I think the Iranian people are supportive of the United States coming in and helping them achieve liberty MARIA BARTIROMO: Oh, for sure. The Iranian people are thanking president Trump (Note the B-roll of Trump bombing Iran as they say this ... )

Saw a meme of GenZ baffled by how pre-internet travel worked, and realized we’ve crossed an enshittification threshold where IRL services that once seemed outdated, like travel agents, now seem luxurious: “You meet with a human expert who plans out your whole trip with you” sounds incredible now tbh

Nobody’s home

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

“According to the amended complaint, Stability AI’s open-weight models were trained on CSAM and allegedly ‘serve as the basis for third-party ‘nudify’ apps,’ which Grok users supposedly rely on to further alter explicit Grok outputs.”

The expanded class action suit accuses X “of shielding child predators by obstructing police investigations into Grok-generated child sex abuse materials (CSAM).” CW for descriptions of child harm and sexual assault.

I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.

This is really the meme about how men will try everything but therapy.

Well, the mama robin who built a nest about 3 feet from my bathroom window now has two widdle nearly naked babies to take care of.

This is stupid. Why not focus on blowing up any TechBro assets within range? Or taking some kind of action against Trump's financiers?

I liked religion better before the Big 3 came in and told everyone to shut the fuck up about plural gods or they would get tortured to death.

funny how the cutting edge of the far right is just regurgitated slaveholder agitprop from 1850.

What a total failure of leadership. Gas prices are surging again and apparently the peace deal is in tatters and our servicemembers are still in harm's way to fight a war the American people do NOT support. Every Republican who voted to continue this war owns this failure.

Ah, but please don't call these pervert glasses, or snatch these off someone's face and then grind $2,000 to dust.

Trump looked like he could barely get up the stairs while boarding Air Force One (He's not on the Qatari bribe jet he rode over to Turkey for unspecific reasons that likely have to do with security)

Democrats should just run ads that are montages of headlines of all the various Trump family theft of taxpayer money with this clip as the tag

You idiot, we're actually planning on taking everyone's money to start dog meat farms and force everyone to eat dog meat instead of hamburgers!

How dare the non-white mayor of North America's largest and most diverse metropolitan area recognize the needs of the practitioners of the second most popular religion on earth.

And that's why next time I'll throw my vote away on a libertarian.

You got somewhere else to go, I bet none of these people would stop you, ... or notice.

reboot of the old welfare queen talking point

Trump commends President Erdogan for "running such a successful company"

None of these people have real jobs, and this is all a Make a Wish fulfilment.

In conclusion, I have the intellectual development of a child myself, and struggle to quantify and contextualize the difference between adults with adult problems and kids with kid problems.

And why won't they? What is the fear? Or all of them in the same sex trafficking group chat?

As much as he'll try to imitate the last alpha male that was in his presence, people will still see JD Vance as an empty sock.

So the Trump admin. announced that a company is selling below-market cost ($3.47, in honor of Trump) at stations around Philly, adding that Trump is "leading the charge" to lower gas prices. But also, they aren't subsidizing the company. And they had no role in the company's decision. Okay . . .

Uh, which one do you think is which?

This is really absurd given how frankly weirdly explicit the statute is that the Kennedy Center is meant to honor JFK and absolutely nobody else.