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Psychosexual breakdown happening at the Tucker Carlson merch store

Tumorous mass accuses body and immune system of villainizing the idea of initiative and unchecked resource accumulation to distract from bigger issues.

The bigger challenge is we have a handful of sociopaths who can circumvent and undermine democracy. We have no bigger challenge.

REID: You're the nation's top law enforcement official. Would you be okay with people who were convicted of hurting police getting taxpayer money? BLANCHE: Just to be clear, people who hurt police get money all the time REID: 🤨

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Google I/O summary - shipping an LLM to your Chrome whether you want it or not - destroying search once and for all - pervert glasses 👍

If an apple tree gets infected with fungus so badly that it begins dying, but then later regenerates through a new trunk ... is that the same tree? Or a new tree? Did the biological lifespan of the tree just get reset?

Spare a tear for the treasonous felons that can't get a job :(

The Dow once again hit 50,000 If Pam Bondi was still alive, she'd be so happy

hard to exaggerate how heroic these men were. they likely saved dozens of children's lives. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I still assert that it must be one hell of a high / rush to be a veterinarian that does medical work on a sedated LIVING tiger. This is an animal that could basically behead you with little effort, and you're hoping you got the dosing right on the anesthesia.

These mfers know that box office numbers are public, right?

HAHAHAHAAAAAAA! That "if" is doing a lot of work here. The inevitable and richly deserved humiliation of JD Vance is going to be absolutely spectacular.

Really feels sometimes like the people running Israel are secret agents working for the people that want to destroy it.

One thing that gets missed in President Trump's discussion of "weaponization" and his tax returns: The person who leaked Trump's tax returns did so when Trump was president and in charge of the IRS. He was indicted and sent to prison for that during the Biden administration.

someone over the last 5 days explained to Trump that "vegan" isn't pronounced "vagan" May 15: "He was a vagan. Texas doesn't like vagans" May 20: "He's a vegan! He's a vegan in Texas."

Beautiful. There is still magic left in the world.

Booker to Schwartz: "Can you name in all of American history another appellate nominee who was actively representing the president who nominated him at the moment of his nomination? Don't you think it's germane to our evaluation of your objectivity if the president owes you $400,000?"

Moskowitz to a Republican witness who won't stop promoting her book: "Dr Swain, I can promise you there's no freakin' way I'm buying your book when it took me two minutes to convince you that neo-Nazis are supremacists."

The 30-year Treasury yield just hit its highest level since 2007 — right before the financial crisis. That means more expensive mortgages. Costlier car loans. Higher credit card interest rates. Trump promised to lower costs. His reckless agenda is doing the opposite.

BLUMENTHAL: Was the Capitol attacked on J6? SCHWARTZ: There was definitely trespass & violence B: So the Capitol was attacked? S: You're asking me to weigh in on sort of public characterizations B: You're insulting our intelligence. Do you really expect us to accept these canned answers?

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Huh??

Crockett 🔥: "Some of y'all need to read up on your history books, the same ones Republicans have decided people shouldn't hear about bc you don't want real history taught in schools. You're afraid it's gonna hurt people's feelings to know their ancestors were so savage they would enslave Black folk"

Love to get what appears to be an email written largely by AI from my manager's manager in regards to concerns that said manager is denying my approved workplace accomodation.

A man who was jailed for more than a month over his Facebook post about Charlie Kirk’s assassination has won an $835,000 settlement

“Yes Kings”

Again, that this stuff doesn’t immediately end his presidency is a total failure of Article I of the Constitution. A complete collapse of the polity.

still thinking about how one of the purposes of this war was to install *Mahmoud Ahmadinejad* as president of Iran, which failed because Israel *bombed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad*

Trump: "See, now I say Eye-raan. I don't use, cause, he obviously has a correct pronunciation. 'We will go back to Eye-raan!'"

Two months ago. [March 15]

I love when he decides to riff in the middle of the teleprompter recitation, only making it clear he's not even processing the words as they go from his dead eyes to anus-mouth "Nothing great was ever built -- think of that. Nothing great was ever built without the word momentum at your side."

Trump is literally out here saying random words and calling it a commencement address. Get a load of this gibberish.

We are going to invade other countries to drive out foreign encroachment. Sir, um …

In just over 20 years this has gone from scifi narrative to open national policy.

jeff the man is posting unhinged nonsense at four in the morning while everything in your online storefront is being jacked up in price because of the stupid war he started and has no idea how to end put down the phone and step away from the group chat

This is absolutely true. The presidents we would have previously held up as examples of corruption have been repeatedly lapped by Donald Trump.

Oh wow, that bad huh?

Others, like Musk, I get why they simp for Trump: they don't actually make anything or have any skills or have any real power. But Bezos is a rare breed that actually built his company from the ground up. Bro, what is you doing?

one of my favorite facts about the US coal industry is that it employs less people than Broadway

Sorry, but, what the hell is with that hair? She went from an old lady bob / pixie cut to "the ghost from the Ring"

Well okay then, we better have you pay a lot more taxes than that, thank you for being clear.

This is like when the villain monologues. Please keep talking Jeff.

Read this in reverse, and that's the goal: trash the paper, it loses money, and that's why journalists can't be trusted and the paper must be defunded.

I'm not a plumber. But I'm pretty sure that's not how sinks work.

Impeachment is no longer sufficient. He must be dangled by a crane over the yawning pit of the demolished ballroom and shaken by his bloated ankles until all the money falls out. This is the new median position

New pervert glasses dropped

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

the fuck it will