"Now quite frankly you will see me one more time if you say good, and additionally you'll see me two more times if you say bad. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Eating the rich to get a second hand high

ジョンマッデンジョンマッデン。あえいおう

Just imagined a new guy I hate: someone who loves the tune of Temporary Secretary but wishes Paul would stop doing the comedy American accent. Fuck you dude you don't deserve the joy music provides

Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat

Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...

Well, the budget managed to successfully annoy pretty much everyone at every point of the political spectrum, but at least it did fundamentally nothing to solve any of the problems with the economy.

Orb

Westworld (HBO series, 2016 - 2022)

Anyone posted this one yet?

Mamdani coming out of the oval office like

whoever selected the photos for this article deserves an award for photo selection, this is peak photo selection, unsurpassable perfection, all other photo selector people can just get their coats and go home because this selection will never be bettered

I am really looking forward to the next episode of "U Talkin' U2 To Me?"

Remember that time James Bond's wife was brutally murdered in front of him and then they didn't mention it again for like another 10 movies?

lol she got his ass and he knows it

[guy who's only read one book by barbara tuchman reading a second book] This guy's really starting to remind me of Enguerrand de Coucy.

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

They're calling him the most French man in history

Has anyone actually written something on the apparently inability of the reactionary mind to grasp the basic themes and even overt text of Tolkien? Like at some point Gandalf turns directly to camera and says “the Men of Gondor sure are insufficient to this task, we need the hobbits to do it”

Lmao this the best metaphor for "Your Party" I've seen so far

Welp folks, the house where the Christmas Adventurers meet to discuss the “revelation” about Lockjaw was RONALD FUCKING REAGAN’S LITERAL HOUSE from when he was governor of California!!! This movie will not stop!! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/24/m...

Having a sausage barm at the airport and they've put it in a brioche roll. In what world is this the correct delivery system for sausages?

It would be funny if there was one other guy on Dagobah. And he hated Yoda

I got a third one so I recorded it this time.

lmao

did you guys hear about that pedophile who got killed in prison. yeah the other inmates found out he was the lead singer of lostprophets

when my fast fashion arrives but i'm at the office

They simply cannot decide whether or not they want us to speak the language.

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

It’s happened again

lol irl

False claims - including this one - circulate on here and on Meta’s platforms. But it is strategically brain dead for the government not to be trying to move politicos away from X, where this stuff circulates straight into political commentary freely and where the owner hates and opposes you.

i'm just hoping i never again have to politely pretend bill burr is funny

Can you believe people suggest that this scheming war criminal is the antichrist?

look can you ppl please just be normal for five fuckin seconds god DAMN

Dog does not understand that she should not eat the horseradish flavour crisp

Emotion is absolutely one of the best albums ever made. The B sides/bonus tracks are probably my faves. That's it. That's the skeet.

lyft driver is a young kid listening to an AI generated track with no clear end that is just an old weary man saying grind mindset bromides nonstop. deeply poisoned country. which should be in charge of the world btw

I hate days like today when you're reminded that the dumbest man who ever lived has a button that can blow up the world if he feels like it

Have 40% of Britons never been inside a pub? I'm baffled

Did Your Party outsource it's launch to SpaceX?

Sutton Trust report: 'Only three categories were below the national average – male professional footballers at 5%, female professional footballers at 4% and the Northern Ireland assembly, where nobody attended a fee-paying school.' 1/2

This was a fun commission. The person requesting wanted an imaginary “80 Page Giant” of Wonder Woman doing only mundane things. Haha! Honestly, it makes me laugh.

Keir Starmer has spent a whole year trying to appeal to this man specifically.

so uh. didnt expect this but i just got fired from my job for making light of recent events. i guess there's an opening at the dick sucking factory if anyones looking for work