(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad) me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now? caesar: i think... i will invent a salad me: what will you call it, your glory? caesar: julius's salad me: close caesar: julius's epic salad

In cartoon news, Tubi just revealed practically the entirety of the classic Warner Bros/Hanna-Barbera/Cartoon Network library is coming to the platform this March. For those who don't wanna visit the bird site, here's the full list of what's coming.

Insect

... deep reminder of one of the most... oopsie mtg arts there were, Olivia Voldaren... though there... 'mistake' was even more... questionable xD

#BRart #art

Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.

Over 1,000 Ubisoft workers around the world have walked off the job. In response to a return-to-office mandate, layoffs, and the cancellation of several games, workers launched a three-day strike. The workers walked out in response to five French unions issuing the strike call.

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Some personal news

it never stop$

Toxic yaoi

Hey yt ppl - why don’t u show solidarity wit us and report this racist transphobic ass & her alt account too? Her alt account is @ gengar goonette #blacksky #immigrant #solidarity #fuckice #transphobia #report

“We have to enable face-scanning and ID requirements to protect children online!” say government officials who defend and also are rapist pedophiles.

Dolly Bundle 01 #DollyBundle

they're saying i've officially lost the plot. go watch my video youtu.be/euSfPodXdhY?...

idk they raise a good point

It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?

see my vision

me watching the new phineas and ferb remake: i hear that they made it trendier to appeal to more politically inclined viewers doofinshmirtz: i call this one the fingerinator, it will finger everyone me: excuse me

new game!! SKINFACE a short game about stealing people's faces 5-10min playtime papercookies.itch.io/skinface

Old Wizard streaming set up I had going

the roaches in my PS2 when it starts using all of its NEXT GEN POWERS to have lulu's big naturals jiggling in all directions everytime she casts a spell

seriously considering finding someone to help design outfits for my characters. for i am wholly dripless

constructive feedback

Wouldn't you like to know...

felt like drawing this dude

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I’m ever so slightly high right now, and I lost my goddamn mind at the idea of my bird using a child’s rollerskate as a wheelchair, so I drew it. Thank you, commenter who put this image in my mind

chode buddies

Loot that drops after defeating me: -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -belt -be

the cutest muffin around

Hey everyone! Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today! But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold. I just resorted our list to put those on the top. Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left. It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

here.. abrotchabuger... *PAFF*

Oh hey, look at this really cool starter pack of Black creators you can follow TODAY! Wowie! ⭐️👏🏾

Adding a link to a story about Diana with more details of her abduction. She was GOING TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE SHE HAD A NOSEBLEED AND NOW SHE IS IN A PRISON FULL OF MEASLES. www.opb.org/article/2026...

I say without one iota of humor that the democratic party needs to be completely dismantled top to bottom and reassembled into something with actual values.

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026

i was inspired and had to try my own spin on @oogabutt.bsky.social's card folk. Queenie can flip over and whoever is stuck as the legs has to deal with the pair's shared cock n' balls to the face

Since the alternative was ending up with 700 euro worth of paperweights anyway, I decided saw my Pro Pens open. Learned a few things about how they work, and also that somehow gunk can build up inside the sensor, even a little being enough to completely fuck the pen up. My convoluted notes:

Spinnin' T-Pose to assert dominance