“Frog,” asked Toad, “was that a true story?” “Maybe it was and maybe it wasn’t,” said Frog.

"Reign of terror"??? Look, if you don't want the oatmilk latte, just don't order the friggin' oatmilk latte!!!

yeah it's a real fucking mystery, forbes

There is no left wing terrorism organization or machine in America. They just want to kill Americans.

Everything Donald Trump has done since he's been in office has been to weaken the United States of America. Intentionally.

Quick reminder: they can still release the Epstein files during a government shutdown.

Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

This current American presidential administration is run by people who are quite obviously mentally ill, and we need to start talking about that.

Weak, broken, insecure men who get power and use it to cosplay. That's what we have.

She told America. We told America. Now, it's here.

When Hegseth went on his ‘fat troops & fat generals’ rant did he think about the BF% of an average Trump rally? Or has he ever seen the dude he was opening for? Donnie Meatloaf wears a ‘fn’ girdle.

God, I hope this is true 🤣 “You have until Wednesday to swear her (Adelita Grijalva) in…or I will release your Grindr profile and your IP address. I bring receipts, bitch!” RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Shit! Keep him safe 🙏🏽

resolved: sandwiches taste better when cut diagonally

He is mentally ill and we need to say it constantly and loudly Stop making him normal He is unfit. Stop treating his cognitive issues as normal He is dangerously unfit

Laura Numeroff went through all the trouble of writing If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and have it become a best-selling book and cultural touchstone, only for us all to still be in this nonsense of a mess

We are being ruled by the dumbest people on earth.

I’m surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.

I have lived and worked in and around Chicago for 27 years and I have been assaulted less often than Sen Paul has been in his own back yard.

Acceptance is when you start making your video game avatars also balding

He wants to dictate what the press can say. What a university can teach. Whom a company can employ. And to whom the law shall apply. He who wants all this is not a president, But strives to be a dictator. And all who succumb are not citizens, But subjects.

“The president should be removed from office because he is plainly insane.” I mean, there is no war in Portland. There just isn’t. You can’t & won’t avoid reporting this story. But you’ll still find a way to try to report it in a way that gives him the benefit of the doubt. And that’s wrong.

What the USA thinks it's #1 in (and its actual rankings): Life Expectancy: 46th FreePress: 42nd Healthcare: 30th Education: 26th Happiness: 23rd Freedom: 17th What the USA is #1 in: Military Spending Number of Billionaires Incarceration Bankruptcy filings Medical debt Gun deaths

Why are we bailing out Argentina’s economy?

I don’t take any advice from pedophiles.

Just in case I forget to put this in my will, please don't let a child rapist speak at my memorial service.

Today's "everything is bad so let's pause for a second to regard nature and take a breath that isn't poisoned by our fear of a collapsing democracy" pic -- an osprey flying overhead. Photo by me.

You are here. (h/t @seanhowe.bsky.social)

Obama getting off the sidelines is a recognition that all past norms have been destroyed, and those who believe in freedom and fairness must fight for it.

I trust medical experts and scientists over a heroin addict. This should not be a controversial position.

New Generation Lab polling pokes a hole in the GOP myth that Charlie Kirk was beloved by college kids: 94% of students have heard of him, but only 30% agree with his views. A whopping 70% disagree.

Free speech censorship Political hit lists Detentions w/o due process Internment camps Military in our streets Corrupted law enforcement Demonization of vulnerable communities Coercion of private institutions MSM amplifying state propaganda We are not barreling towards fascism. We are in it.

It’s really funny that you can amass hundreds of billions of dollars, and still Be desperately uncool and dull. I know that’s gotta hurt.

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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

This was important to Charlie. Congress should step up. It’s time to come together.

WSJ just retracted its report that the shooter’s ammo was engraved with “transgender and anti-fascist ideology.” It smelled like bullshit from the beginning, and every conservative who ran with it should be shamed into obscurity.

Just a reminder

Respect Charlie Kirk's Wishes. RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

Caitlin makes a very good point.

Trump blamed the rhetoric of the “radical left” for Charlie Kirk’s killing. “We analyzed 9 years of Trump political speeches, and his violent rhetoric has increased dramatically” theconversation.com/we-analyzed-...

These are calls for mass political violence, against all Democrats. They openly call for the bombing of "Democrat" cities and for the jailing or killing of Democratic politicians. They are from some of the most influential voices in right-wing politics. Will anyone say anything?

Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights

He wasn't a fng folk hero! He was a white nationalist!

This is a Melissa Hortman appreciation account for the next 24 hours.

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