Congress can’t stop Arby’s from performing gender affirming care.

I wish I'd known how easy it was to transition when I was home sick from school. Would have made life much easier!

Pete Hegseth has gone too far.

I wrote about the Fanta Fuhrer's latest controversy and how his makeup-loving Secretary of WAR (deadname: Defense) forgot that all the bluster performed for Fox News is supposed to be for show. I don't think he can Franklin meme his way out of this one.

I thought Hegseth was against "the woke rules of engagement." Why isn't this White House prouder of its war crimes?

Not a good day to be Kim Davis.

I wrote about the death of Dick Cheney, and the Republicans' miserable performance in last night's election, where they lost (and lost badly).

I’m old enough to remember when we had a House of Representatives.

I wrote about the East Wing's Mar-a-Lago Face makeover, Trump's long history of destroying old buildings, and his latest grift to pillage 230 million dollars from the Justice Department in my newsletter. ianthomasmalone.substack.com/p/the-white-...

When I was little, magazines that featured an exposed labia on the cover had to be embalmed with shrink-wrap.

I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about the Giant Frogs that saved Portland.

Stephen Miller wants to invoke the Insurrection Act to stop Elon Musk from dating his wife.

I wrote about ICE's toilet problem, the Dem's genius shutdown strategy, Pam Bondi's meltdown, and the sword that Donald desperately wanted to gift to King Charles. Republicans are an absolute mess right now. Sad!

Strange that Republicans are so obsessed with litter boxes, but forgot to bring any for ICE to use in Chicago.

Three days ago was my bottom surgery anniversary. Honored to have my Bluesky checkmark anniversary within the same week.

Bad Bunny should offer an olive branch to conservatives by performing with a hologram Charlie Kirk at the Super Bowl. I’m sure they’d have a normal reaction to that.

The latest from my favorite trans-sister, @ianthomasmalone.bsky.social : open.substack.com/pub/ianthoma...

Only a Temu version of masculinity, the same kind who builds a makeup studio in his Pentagon office, would summon hundreds of generals to Quantico to try and teach them how to be more alpha.

It’s irresponsible of Trump to have Lindsey Halligan prosecute Comey, taking her away from the important work of figuring out who shot J.R.

I’m surprised that Lindsey Halligan has time to prosecute James Comey with all the drama going on at Melrose Place.

If a woman went out in public with her privates dangling out like his labia, she'd be arrested for indecent exposure.

I wrote about the mainstream media's sickening efforts to normalize Charlie Kirk on my Substack.

I heard that the shooter once used public TRANSportation.

These can’t both be true.

Charlie Kirk lived in Arizona, where I had all of my trans surgeries. I dedicate my Kirkland Signature hardware to his memory.

People are saying the shooter didn't even have a single pronoun.

I wrote about Pete Buttigieg's recent controversy and why Democrats shouldn't be so quick to throw trans children under the bus.

I wrote about how decades of right-wing media conspiracies brought us to the point where MAGA can't let Epstein go. What is conservative media without its daily diet of unhinged nonsense?

Hard to believe, it's been one year, Since the photo op, with the fake ear. Such a tough guy image, he loves to project, While the Justice Department tries to deflect. Though many of his lies shall forever persist, His voters still crave their Epstein Client List.

I wrote about Lisa Murkowski, the Big, Beautiful Sham, and Paramount's feckless settlement in my column this week. Enjoy!

I wrote about the threat that TACO poses to Trump's presidency and his feud with all his various lovers for my column this week.

I wrote about Pride and corporate allyship in the newsletter this week. Enjoy!

Why does this bike remind me of RFK Jr.?

HBO MAX changes its name more than any trans person I've ever met.

Feed me more sewage Bobby

When France originally gifted the Statue of Liberty to the United States in 1886, it was only supposed to be on display for a few years before being relocated to Grover Cleveland’s backyard.

I wrote about my unexpected East Coast U-Haul adventure for my newsletter this week.

When transphobes say “biologically male,” all I hear is, “still eligible to become the next pope.”

I think trans people should start networking more so we don’t have to do as many icebreakers when Trump sends us to camp.

Life imitates art

Trump’s tariffs raised the price of the Nintendo Switch 2 by at least fifty dollars. We knew he’d have a devastating effect on the auto industry, but I didn’t think he’d start with Mario Kart.

What’s happening to @hcrichardson.bsky.social on Facebook is completely disgraceful. If they can disappear one of the most engaged-with users on the entire platform, they can do it to any of us.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! You’re welcome for all the estrogen we put in the water supply.

I wrote about Pete Hegseth and the DUI hire's national security breach in my newsletter.

Hey baby, do you want to come over later for some Netflix & spill state secrets?

Feeling real secure with all the Whiskeyleaks coming from the DUI hires at the Pentagon

How can we be sure that the Teslas aren’t setting themselves on fire to avoid the association with Elon Musk?

Surely Qanon must be concerned that DOGE still hasn’t found the government agency that employs all the cannibals.

Trump trans military ban was just shot down by a judge. The judiciary is transitioning his Executive Orders from hateful to cancelled.

A man at Nordstrom Rack asked me if being transgender was hard. I told him it wasn’t as hard as some of the levels in Super Mario Sunshine.