Look, I know it's a little tough to find parking, but I'd hardly call that "war ravaged."

Indisputable at this point. And of course, unlikely to happen.

I do not know why this date is etched so firmly in my memory, but on this date in 1975 I picked up Born To Run for $3.97 at Camelot Music in the Mellett Mall in Canton Ohio. It had a strip of correcting tape on the back cover because Jon Landau's name misspelled on the initial printing Happy 50th!

Oh, I think they've made it pretty clear...

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Today is my daughter's 32nd birthday. I really do not know how that is possible, since I only recently turned 32 myself...

A true thing.

"What is this shit??? I signed up to kidnap children from hospitals!"

An accurate assessment.

Accurate

Other way around, schmuck. Your violence and your terrorism incites this language.

Yes, please read it!

What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.

Okay. How d'ya feel about "punk-ass motherfucker"???

The left doesn't need to tone down the rhetoric. The right needs to tone down the fascism.

What leadership! The Republic is saved!!!

If the anti-ICE messages are real, it’s just as likely that the shooter was a far-right accelerationist as it is that they were an enraged lefty who hated ICE. I wouldn’t assume anything at this point other than the fact that the FBI is a MAGA propaganda arm that can’t be trusted in general.

A reboot of Breaking Bad where Walt starts making his own Tylenol...

Excellent advice. Spreading commencing... NOW!

This made me LOL. I don't often LOL.

I guess he can kiss that Nobel Escalator Prize goodbye, too.

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Democrats are playing basketball. The GOP is playing Rollerball. They roar in, tear up the floor, beat up the players, and chase the refs into the stands. And after they're gone, Democrats work on their free throws, convinced THAT'S how they'll win next time This is Hakeem working on a free throw

Accurate

Heh.

Indeed.

Y’all didn’t want a Black woman telling you what to do and you reacted. It’s clear as fucking day. So live with it.

My uncle was a fighter pilot in World War II. He was shot down over North Africa and taken prisoner. He was interned at Stalag Luft III - the site of The Great Escape. He helped dig the tunnels.* I guess all that would make him "Antifa" if he were alive.

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In response to my cancellation, Disney sent an email asking me to take a survey. I did so happily. An in every "other" box, I entered:

Just had a visit to the dog park ruined by a MAGA moron, fulminating about Jimmy Kimmel. Looks like he has his own business, so if you're in the Westlake/Agoura/Thousand Oaks area, here's a business you might want to avoid.

i dunno man, maybe its cause im a black liberal and been in the crosshairs of the right since i started writing about politics. but im sick and tired of this shit we've gone through for decades of "they cant ACTUALLY support it, can they?" yes. they support it. and they fucking LOVE IT.

I AM ANTIFA !

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I'm not one to repost myself, usually. I think in this instance it is warranted.

Fair enough. I will spend the day remembering him as the punkass motherfucker that he truly was.

Shortly after I started working for Disney in 2001, I ran into a former coworker from another studio. "What's it like working at Disney?" he asked I told him, "It's a lot like Communist China. It's big, it's full of people, and just try to get anything done" I was trying to be glib, not prescient.

Zing!

Oooh! Winner! Perfect analogy!

Another accurate assessment

An accurate assessment

I have no plans to start a band, but if I did the frontrunner for the name would be Screaming Patel.