This is one of those “they should’ve done this two fucking decades ago” level Walk of Fame stars

man

i really didn't think Elon buying Twitter would destroy the website so quickly, but only a few years later we have "what if the Numa Numa guy was a nazi?" going viral

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Genuinely has anyone *ever* been owned so badly as a man who converts to a new religion as an adult and sorta makes it his whole thing only to see the literal head of that religion rebuke his entire deal and then they choose the NEXT head of the religion specifically because he doesn't like you

Honest to god, you could not PAY ME to watch this Hasan and Ethan Klein debate. I think I’d rather suck start a shotgun

That oughta do it!

#marathon is so fucking pretty yall

Apparently there are good posts on threads sometimes

People appear to be pulling their money and stuffing it into their mattresses

An underrated part of this video is you can watch the Dow go down in real time in the bottom right

Well since Twitter has fucked me over 3 times I’m staying here! For now.

hmmmmmmmmff 🍷

It's 50% off the hardcover everywhere for 'I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom' (I'm showing $15 instead of the normal outrageous $30 cover price at Amazon, B&N etc). I have no idea how long this sale lasts but I'm seeing that price at all stores right now. bit.ly/boxofdoom

One of my favourite things anyone has ever said about art. You'll be missed, David. 🌹

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

Now that's a headline.

Rest in Power to the king of tragic beauty.

This is a pretty good section

They’re banning TikTok not because it harvests data, the same way US social media does, but because they can’t influence it’s algorithm with congressional hearings or government contracts the way they do every other tech giant. That’s it.

i would be so good at being addicted to cocaine

We smashed through our donation goal within 2 hours; just updated it, and will keep updating it as we break goals. Our community is amazing, and thank you so much. We’ll be running the donation drive for LA food bank for at least the next week on every video Link to video: youtu.be/rrjYLy7K_3g?...

this guy went on the Joe Rogan podcast to accuse other companies of insufficient innovation

can they shut down twitter instead of tiktok

this is an ad? who is this for

yeah sure, whatever

if he does this i’m deadnaming the hell out of it

BREAKING: The Justice Department of suing six of the nation’s largest landlords for illegally raising rents on over one million people using algorithmic pricing. The DOJ and multiple states added these landlords to their suit against RealPage, the rental software company.

It starts

“Mr. President, Elon Musk donated 2 billion dollars to your campaign, you, unfortunately have to say “pickle Rick” and “we did it all for the memes” in your inauguration speech. It’s non-negotiable. You signed a contract”

Has this video made it over here yet

Here's a new Luigi Mangione document the media wouldn't publish in full:

What's interesting about this new poll is it captures a nuance that's been absent from the discussion: most people do not support the murder but they also consider the healthcare system culpable

this is a dril tweet

you drink that shit you’re seeing god either way

The creatine subreddit is going off

Rich people, just think of Luigi as the ghost of Christmas future

EPISODE 69?!!?!??!? WE HIT THE FUNNY NUMBER FOLKS! We dragged @blackbrainz.bsky.social into the thunderdome to talk about dead CEOs, Judi Dench's Slutty Parrot, and Dickin' some Van Dyke. Youtube - youtu.be/1WxsoEm32Zw Acast - shows.acast.com/loud-equals-...

Big thanks to the Loud Equals Funny Podcast for having me on for their upcoming funny number episode. Appreciate Deadwing Dork, Tristan and Fuzhou for letting me yap. Should be out today or within the week. Slugs Never Ever Die and Brainz Equals Funny.

Fuck you

Biggest problem with this site: not enough idiots to make fun of

People LOATH our healthcare system; the pearl clutchers should ask themselves why

Hell yeah dude!!!