New arrivals to Bluesky, I am once again begging you to add a profile pic and bio and make at least one post before you start following other accounts, even if you're only here to lurk. Please show that you're a real person.

Me: hi, when will my thing arrive, do you think? :) UPS: Allow patience to fill your open grasp. Me: sure thing! tracking info has disappeared is all UPS: Step out onto the tightrope of the unknown. Me: ok! do you know its last location? UPS: You have proven yourself undisciplined and childlike

This is why when I check in with friends, I apologetically say something like, “You okay? I don’t know where anything is.”

It’s such lazy analysis and everyone else pays for it. The only value of the word “woke” at this point is that anyone using it as an insult is a red flag in human form.

imagine if our country got as upset about children getting shot as it did about CEOs getting shot

I’m a gun owner, and I respect the rights of responsible gun owners. That said, the second amendment will continue to be watered with the blood of children until the laws change.

Trump says he's wants to privatize USPS because it's "unprofitable". Reminder that the Post Office isn't a for-profit enterprise: it's a public service that guarantees everyone in America reliable, affordable, and universal mail service.

Owned.

Just a reminder, I'm taking part in the free downloadable zine "Castlevania: Sonata of Seasons" along with a number of INCREDIBLY talented artists! We're currently well into the creation phase but check out the link for more information and other socials: castlevaniaseasons.carrd.co #castlevania

This is the proper perspective on a lot of this rhetoric. It's red meat for *someone*, yes, but mostly for a small cadre of far-right paint-huffers and assorted Twitter addicts.

January 6th is the day we all get together as Americans and say with one voice: Trump lost.

As a general rule of democracy: Don't vote for people who thought they might need a presidential pardon following a violent insurrection that attempted to overthrow your democracy.

I managed to at least get base coats down on this. Hit it with some dullcote to protect it for Sunday's gaming, since I won't be able to paint tonight.

Did a cat write this

I said it on Twit and I’ll say it here too: DO NOT HESITATE TO TELL YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST OR WRITER OR CREATOR THAT YOU LIKE THEIR WORK. DONT HESITATE TO COMPLIMENT THEM! I hold all the lovely comments folks have given me close to my chest

dödödödööö ~Super Fighting Hackfleisch~ dödödödö MEGA METT! Quelle: www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...

Relaxed Purah #art

Shantae & Rotty's Rowdy Road Trip (1/2) #art

Shantae and Rotty's Rowdy Road Trip (2/2) #art

Mornin' all! Happy December 1st! Best of luck avoiding Mariah Carey songs!

Respectability politics are the dumbest shit fuck all that be loud and aggressive about the shit that matters.

Thursday morning poetry

One of my favorite things is the rough cuts of Star Wars where Prowse is doing the Vader dialogue for the other actors to work with so you get Darth Vader sounding like an angry Scottish man. ASTEROIDS DINNAE CONSARN ME

Was stopped at a light in the wilds of New Jersey and a man in tight white pants called a squirrel a “faggot” what on earth did i just witness oh my God

WELCOME TO MY AUTUMN MURDER HUT ha ha ha hah ha no, it's not really a murder hut it's just what I call it, go on in and you'll see just how completely harmless this isolated lean-to in an abandoned forest really is, hey, I stashed some tasty marshmallows in there, go find them, no, no, after YOU

hey everyone, the AR in AR-15 actually stands for who gives a fuck what it stands for, no civilian needs to have one

Friday really snuck up on me this week! Almost forgot what day it was this morning. What Crisis Protocol stuff have you all been working on? How goes progress on the new Core set? #MCPFriday #CrisisProtocol #MiniaturePainting

Spider-Man 2 is great so far! #19inchesofvenom

My custom wraith is gaining some paint. No decals, no stencils. #paintingWarhammer #Warhammer40k #WarhammerCommunity

I don’t know why y’all were just posting your invite codes on the timeline when the point is not to invite assholes

They dumped the body. Then they returned to the lake, one by one. 56/100

Got a call late last night from my cousin letting me know his father just died. 67, cardiac arrest. It’s so hard to say the “right” thing. Having lost my mom almost four years ago, I know there is no “right thing” to say, but you still search for something to say, that thing that will help…

Ok so, I shared this earlier and quite frankly it did *not* get enough attention, I now realize that the thumb just looked like a Lisa Frank unicorn ate some funny shrooms and shat a blurry mass of #cmyk. So here, I made crops, appreciate my tiny beautiful NPCs #kingdomdeath #horror #gourmet #babes

black phillip and that little goat smile black phillip with that slow satan style a life delicious that'll bring ya to your knees black phillip wouldst thou please

[hundred acre wood] ME: dude you really should put pants on WINNIE THE POOH: i ain’t got no dick tho ME: o dang u ain’t got no dick tho

Hey there #miniaturepainting community! I've been using every Bsky invite I get to reach out to the painting community on Twitter to get them going over here- hopefully you all are as well! If you have any suggestions of who still needs an invite, drop their @ here so we can all work together!

Happy Indigenous Peoples Day! Today also happens to be the nicest weather we've seen in Florida this year. Get outside and enjoy it while you can, it's likely to be gone tomorrow.

Happy Friday all, looking forward to some nice weather for a change this weekend, and of course excited to see what everyone's been working on for #MCPFriday!

It takes 127 muscles to frown. It only takes 65 to smile. If we were in restraints I would overpower you and eat your face off like a chimpanzee, I’m face jacked

I'm so not 19 that I remember shareware floppies. It was a great time to be alive