Just created the most pure ADHD circle where I picked up my phone to add to an instacart order, got distracted by discord, Facebook, and an email, learned a new podcast had dropped, went back to my web browser and got distracted from the podcast by my open instacart tab.

Hey fam, I'm a little enby full of rage. I draw monsters for money and make weapon props for funsies. At work I often get to draw NPC's to open specs; I use that opportunity to draw a Burger King Kids Club level of diverse hotties. Humans are hot, so that means *everyone*. Welcome!

Every neuron is firing. Form perfect. The seats align for the perfect deadlift. *Farts* *Ruined*

Had a choice today to merge like a normal person or cut off a cybertruck in my lil red Honda Civic. You know what I did.

I been kinda depressed so I got a new piercing and just told my my psych point blank "prescribe me Adderall, and I'm sick of this shit," and I gotta tell ya, morale is way the fuck up TODAY.

Right now I'm drawing a huge barbarian woman in furs with her sprightly "best friend" with too many daggers and I can't show it to you because NDA. But you KNOW what I'm talking about and I invite you to imagine it because I love them they are my everything. #iloveitwhenwomen #bigwomen #gay #rpg

Been on the phone with way too many doctors so I actually *takes deep breath* have to ANSWER MY PHONE more, God, and I just picked up one that I realized belatedly was "Unknown". In this day and age? Then it hung up. Is this it? Am I cursed? Is it a curse? #cursed #ono

When you draw a lot of human figures you just get used to looking at "artistic noods" so I've NO idea what level of appropriateness others will consider this phalanx of nude giants, but this is my job. It's actually one of my favorites, the #Kingdomdeath Boneeaters. #fantasy #horror #ttrpg #drawing

UPS keeps messaging me, "get ready for your package." Ominous? Like, is there a containment protocol?

I guess we, as a monolith, are doing Bluesky now? I'll be real I chose my username when there were 53 people on here and it absolutely did not matter. Sorry for reshares, but I'm starting over. This art is from the Kingdom Death philosophies and it's about the shock of walking by a mirror, I guess.

Thought this was pretty funny before I remembered I've seen three of them in my neighborhood www.reuters.com/business/aut...

Have them.

The measure of human civilization is that we all have a device on our person with which we can slam "buy" on a squatty potty even while yet detained in the restroom.

"Last Christmas" really fails to acknowledge how many times we were sure we gave it to someone special.

My egg is shaped exactly like the bread it's on🤌

I rag on my cat for eating so fast she pukes, But I also hide candy from myself in the basement because I'm no better.

I have a couple slots open for larger detailed illustrations (like the pic below). I’m really hurting for funds right now so any help atm is appreciated!

Smells like butter out here

No hate to the real live hardworking sex workers of Bluesky, But anyone else just abruptly beknighted by a slew of porn bots? Also should I quit my job to write the inevitable sci-fi future classic, "The Night of the Porn Bots"?

Gentle dead thing

I am biased toward cramming as many figures into a scene as possible but I think this is legitimately lit even taking that into account

Continued my pattern of baffling physical therapists today by asking if it was normal for your earbuds to shoot out of your head while squatting.

my Spotify algorithm improved dramatically after that twenty four hour obsession I had with Barry White

Go follow Reiko, if you like never being disappointed

Is this - is this perfect???

I literally design for this game and I'm still wowed what people do with the #minis like No kidding all mine are grey This person does amazing work

Got my flu and covid shot today Already thinking about how to treat myself as I am my own child, apparently.

A strong silhouette is all u need sometimes

I've been in and out of physical therapy for six years Did you know you can do almost any exercise wrong? Do you know how many abdominal muscles you have? Do you know where they are now? Are they protecting your vulnerable kidneys or are they out running the streets like mine?

I once slapped my own PlayStation off of a five foot dresser because Silent Hill got too spooky So what I'm saying is don't test me. Please. I might actually die.

There's a lot of narrative around faces and sculpting faces and finding faces and losing your face and a huge man sculpting an inverse of his face into your face at my job and that's pretty cool. #faces #pareidolia #sculpture #digitalpainting #darkart #macabre #illustration #spooky #kingdomdeath

I really like their prints. They're on sale. The prints. Not them. I mean I don't know them personally you can ask for clarification I guess

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Small. Slow. Angry. Serious.

I accidentally double-posted something and can't figure out how to do anything about it In summary, I'm old

Respectfully

Commission for succubees

Ghost Birb

I think folks often overlook how important and interesting the design of mundane objects may be. Item and asset #conceptddesign tells its own part of the story. Love these little objects

High-key obsessed with their vivacious necro ponies Like can we get a toy line

Here's some not-NDA painterly art used for the philosophies in #gamblerschest Yeah I went ham on some hot orange on cyan Probably a burn layer that's right I'm not too good for it #digitalpaint #fantasypainting #darkart #roleplaying #conceptart #characterart #minature #games #camping #spooky

Really want to share my current project but I assume it will be under NDA for the next *checks notes* three months to twelve years. They don't give me a schedule. It's for the best.

By far the most popular thing I ever posted on Instagram was a joke on someone else's feed.

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think about the tiny plant growing bright red petals in the total absence of light at the bottom of the sea and then decide who you are

I was given some specs about crystal and sound and I think they gave me the gongs but I THINK I decided on the subterranean cursed hot steam pipe organ. Collaboration! I'm proud of bagpipes guy. #kingdomdeath #darkart #crystalhealing #music #roleplaying #spelunking #jamband #goth

I've been given this direction in a professional context. They're right.

Listening to Maintenance Phase's new #Ozempic #diet drug episode thinking about how they refuse to give my father hip surgery till he meets a BMI threshold, and have now prescribed TWO drugs to lose weight, while offering nothing to reduce his pain so he can walk. #fatphobia #healthcare

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