The world’s hardest men all need a little slap and some time on their knees every once in a while. The wisest among us know.

Bye bye baby Baby goodbye

Putin has and will flatter Trump. He won’t lash out directly. Putin prefers to deal with cerebral, cautious Americans. Angering a reality TV super star who sells branded keychains and couldn’t give a rat’s ass? No. That’s the type of American you don’t like to see angry.

Spare a thought for this psychopath and his lice-ridden beard today

Russian serfs very angry with little ole me for some reason.

Rising from my death bed (I have a bad sinus infection) to bring you all my take on King Sorrow + those plans for a TV adaptation #horrorsky globalcomment.com/there-is-a-l...

It’s not beauty unless you’ve been abused for it. This is why Russians hate Alysa Liu. nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/russians-l...

Time to set the record straight all of these years later. I’ve endured enough stupid rumors and insinuations wrt my departure from Bellingcat. This needed to be said. nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/did-you-le...

Happy Valentine’s Day! Report suspicious blondes. Remember your opsec.

Is anybody ever gonna take a step back and realize the "Russia Russia Russia" people — derided as lunatic wine moms — were actually underplaying the foreign influence stuff, and the loud people who kept insisting it was all fake are now saying Jeffrey Epstein was kind of a cool guy?

Anyway

Writing “Hell yeah, brother” on every viagra and cialis prescription I fill

As a former teenage model, I feel like bathing myself in bleach after reading a small portion of the Epstein files. He manipulated at least several of his victims into becoming his suppliers. He was good at it. nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/epsteins-r...

If random masked men are setting fires in your community, I think you should feel free to film them. Especially if dozens of other people and several national news crews are filming them. They are not "allies," they're arsonists. Grow up.

On seeing the Fellowship of the Ring in theaters after 25 years 🏹💚 globalcomment.com/an-old-world...

If people want a boot to lick, my LL Beans are available ❤️

@nataliaantonova.bsky.social nails it

If you only believe in constitutional rights when it suits you - you don’t believe in constitutional rights. Also, fuck you. nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/harder-dad...

I am sick of moronic cucks arguing how the government should kill people for exercising their constitutional rights. Weak, submissive losers.

Same I’m going to the range this week. Should be some interesting overheard conversations.

The last 24 hours have been a wonderful mask off moment for a lot of alleged Second Amendment defenders. As a gun owner, I’m taking notes.

Every single “natural influencer” who tells vulnerable cancer patients that they can heal with cottage cheese and chanting and whatever can sincerely burn in hell. And must they all dress like they’re tripping on bad acid in a strip mall parking lot in Florida? Evil AND embarrassing

Don’t let an ex-boyfriend install a car battery for you. Let a current boyfriend take care of it. This is what the cops told me yesterday as I stood by my dead vehicle in bathrobe and slippers, before they let me warm up in the cruiser. And they were correct 🥲

I was yelling at Legolas to get his butt back inside and he was taking me very seriously

This whole story is completely INSANE Hope the underage kid was safely reunited with his mom, if that was my child I would’ve had a panic attack.

Good luck 🥲

While we’re focused on Greenland, Russia’s up to no good in Alaska nataliaantonova.substack.com/p/russian-mi...

Important reminder by @nataliaantonova.bsky.social Russian behavior in Alaska feels remarkably familiar to a European. ... and the Orange oblast is busy with Greenland. Putin happy. open.substack.com/pub/nataliaa...

I need to invest in white sweatpants but I am also very happy Have a great weekend, droogs

One battle after another ✊🏻

Feeling normal

Sad to report that I was a victim of terrorism this morning. Shortly after this picture was taken, this dog let off the worst fart in the history of farts.

Gorgeous!!

Reminds me of...

Say hi to Legolas or else ❄️

"Looks like popcorn's back on the menu, boys!"

Guess who’s dragging her teenage son to the 25th anniversary of Fellowship of the Ring “Uh, I don’t know why I’m being forced into this, but if we get popcorn it’s fine” The boy will learn. We will teach the boy.

Legolas and I are here if you need us

Whew, lads

LFG

It’s not “international norms” that keep, say, China from landing in our capital and bombing the Washington Monument or whatever. It’s the threat of brute force. Being perfectly insulated from wars of aggression gives people funny ideas over time.

👀

I’ve made mistakes in life, but at least I never studied international law. Like studying the tooth fairy.

Thank God Latin America is Delta’s domain. Otherwise we’d already have fifteen new SEAL podcasts, sponsorship deals, newly launched protein powders, and a social media catfight about who it was that yoinked Maduro out of bed.

This is what happens when you recklessly extend BRICS right up to America’s borders and ignore America’s legitimate security concerns.

Fixed it.

“But what if Russia tries to do this to Zelensky???!!” - people who just woke up from a years-long coma

I hope Delta raids Ticketmaster next