The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid… No one would be able to find it.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the president of the United States has walked away from an Iranian-controlled Strait of Hormuz so he can have photo ops with the Chinese leader who is going to rake him over the economic coals while smiling for the camera. Oil: $100 ⬆️

Pullback Drive xkcd.com/3244/

Here is some advice for Pete Hegseth. geneweingarten.substack.com/p/arm-the-lo...

Trump Ratchets Up Rhetoric Against Snoopy

when u tax the rich

Cookie Monster, as cookie crumbs fall from his lips: Me worry Americans not understand how me operate, think me just want cookies.

I have some questions regarding the use of punctuation

Every guy in a videogame:

the toddler is eating sand and screaming about it and I can only assume this is how he has chosen to mark Star Wars day

Some words take us back immediately. Dallas. Columbine. Sandy Hook. And, Kent State, which happened 56 years ago today. We remember "Four dead in Ohio," but let us also remember their names... Allison B. Krause, 19. William Knox Schroeder, 19. Sandra Lee Scheuer, 20. Jeffrey Glenn Miller, age 20.

Y Tu Grogu Tambien

Simple Machines xkcd.com/3239/

The “border czar” Tom Homan has invited the pope on an ICE ride-along. @petridishes.bsky.social imagines their conversation as they take the Popemobile for a spin:

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

Charlottesville used bookstore’s got game

Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.

Bridget Pepys Diary, 1665 www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9T...

Emails from a friend in Tehran. By me, no paywall. fallows.substack.com/p/be-not-sim...

Soniferous Aether xkcd.com/3238/

THIS IS WHY WE NEED A BALLROOM www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

How do you feel about Donald Trump's actions as president so far? [adjacent to an artful and flattering black-and-white sketch of me] Jon, 43, white "I no longer call it the Sun. I call it the Hot Moon. You cannot catch and eat the Hot Moon because it moves too fast because it is late for school."

These guys can't even write their own Bond villain monologues. They need Clippy to do it.

I made a short film! It’s called ‘DUCKS’ (Music and Sound by the incredible Megalithic Sound, everything else by me) youtu.be/L8vZbIeAdAw?... #animation #ducks #shortfilm #independentfilm #3d #cgi

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

“I am the secretary of war, and I demand that every cell in my body be fighting at every moment. Especially the white blood cells (probably the most meritorious type of cell, and the only kind I would promote).”

@jonbois.bsky.social watching golf

@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

“Why don’t you want to have a conversation about AI?” “I broke into your house and stole your shit and now I just want to talk.”

FLU-RAH

enjoy hearing from the secretary today!

This Is Just To Say I have turned off the AI features that were in the update and which you were probably hoping to monetize Fuck you they were stupid so unnecessary and so annoying

TRUMP, throwing insults at Pope Leo: “weak on crime” “terrible for foreign policy” “catering to the Radical Left” “owes his position to me” “sit down and mind your own business” POPE LEO, unbothered: “We are called to love.”

new toon! www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

Ossoff: I don’t know if you saw, but JD Vance was in Georgia this week. Don’t worry—no one showed up. The stadium was empty.

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

My wife and I have a secret to making our marriage last. Two times a week, we go out to a nice restaurant and have a good meal and a nice glass of wine. She goes on Wednesdays and I go on Fridays.

This is one of the most important pieces published this year.

STOP PUTTING AI IN ALL MY STUFF www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...

"You know the expression “He couldn’t find his butt with two hands and a flashlight”? That was me. It was like living half a life. A buttless half-life." www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/o...

The problem nowadays is that CEOs don't want to work. They just want money for laying people off and blathering about AI, not for producing any positive or concrete improvement to the business. They expect hundreds of millions for thousands of job loses and it's weak sauce, snowflake behaviour.

Cartoon by @dptoon.bsky.social

Is JD Vance out of his depth talking about who is qualified to weigh in on theology? Does a bear #&!% in the woods? Is the Pope Cathol...? Well, yeah.

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star

BOYLE: The CBO says the big beautiful bill eliminates healthcare coverage for more than 15 million Americans. Are they really all, according to you, illegals and defrauding the system. That's really your position? RUSS VOUGHT: Yes BOYLE: That's laughable!

Important context here: The men were not pardoned. They filed suit to have their convictions thrown out. The DOJ would normally oppose this, as the original prosecutors. But to do that… they’d have to assert the men committed sedition… on behalf of Donald Trump. So instead, they just fold.

the detail in the NYT Lauren Sanchez Bezos piece about the daily 6 am 10-item gratitude lists with NO REPEATS felt like a challenge

But Lord Donald … what about the hardest times in my life? … then, in the midst of my deepest struggle, there was only one set of footprints …. Trump Christ: Yeah I don’t walk with losers

this bad boy is taking off on Instagram for reasons I don’t understand so here it is again!!!