I would like to petition the Tony Awards for a special plant category specifically for HwaBoon from “Maybe Happy Ending.” 🌱

“bluesky is intolerant and rude” idk everyone’s pretty nice to me most of the time sounds like a skill issue

Hope Lea Michele memorized that teleprompter cuz

independent and generational wealth could fix me

This is the king making legislation everyone said they wouldn't tolerate. What are you waiting for? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

My painting WISCONSIN FARM

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

I hate it here

live footage of me when it happens except I assume everyone means andrew lloyd-webber

in related news, blasting the Hatchetfield soundtracks in the car and belting to them no matter how off pitch I sound still slaps

saw a local production of tgwdlm a few weeks ago and god it felt so great to see a show and divest it from my fandom drama and icky thoughts

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

good job on Brian Holden calling out nazi shit on his insta. I hope the conservative sk fans see that and wake up at least just a little bit

Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

telling my gf everything I’ve been doing in ffxiv online like I’m a real ambassador and shit

The institutional Democratic Party is guided by an almost pathological level of conflict avoidance in almost every direction. “What can we do to make the least number of people mad?” is just a bankrupt way to operate.

When the history of this time is written down, the cowardice will be remembered as much as the fascism

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but *fog horn*

It took seeing adult bullies to understand that my childhood bullies didn’t even really want to hurt me, they just wanted to feel powerful and how I felt about it wasn’t even in the equation. I can’t imagine someone not outgrowing that, but apparently it happens quite a lot!

american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

Life is short. Tickle a statue. Watch in horror as that statue comes to life. Run from the statue

look skrptwt had a lot of drama but without a doubt the craziest thing was someone saying they were homophobic because of it lmfao

My favorite replies on here are this kinda thing Post: Why even make Mario a plumber when his profession very rarely comes up? Reply: Don’t you get it?! America is OVER

accidentally blasted a guy I used to do theatre with on insta cuz I didn’t think he was still following me

can’t wait for the debate that will undoubtedly come out of wicked pt 2 just over the line “I ask forgiveness for the things I’ve done you blame me for”

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

if you ever think you’re embarrassing just know that when I was in a musical theatre internship I was too anxious to tell them my favorite genre of music was musical theatre

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

Share if you’re Gen X and you grew up: - Licking lead paint off the walls - Drinking leaded gasoline straight from the pump - Chewing on a big bar of lead whenever you were bored And you turned out fine!!!!

It’s OK to buy games at launch. It’s OK to buy games on sale. It’s OK to play games via a subscription service. It’s OK to borrow games from your friends. It’s not OK to shame others for how they access gaming. Financial situations are different for everyone. Be kind about it.

gonna go low low low low (my mental health)

mmm bigggg stretch!

i’m just photoshopping muppets onto the cover of harper’s bazaar: thread

“i can easily rectum that for you” “you mean, rectify, right?” “i said what i said”

tired and anxious and their hold on me like come on

Literally can’t wait till therapy on Monday

Hate being so down and so in my head that even just a rational conversation feels like an attack to my body

My life is loosely based on a true story.

My shiny wife just left me for a crow 😒

Running around just before the rain starts to check i didn't leave any cakes out tonight

gotta get that mean mean fresh air today

The crow knows…they always know.

Face your fears. Tell your fears they look cute as hell. Make out with your fears

I miss when people used social media more like diaries and you were just expected to vibe along

Miku says!!!

I just contacted my senators and urged them to oppose Pete Hegseth's nomination to lead the Defense Department. Trump's pick would undermine our national security. app.sosha.ai/s/KatTBpqN

Truly hating it here today man