this cat understood the assignment

ICE is reportedly pressuring the three witnesses to Lorenzo Salgado Araujo's murder—his brother and workers—to self-deport. In other words, get the only people who could contradict ICE's version of events out of the country.

The MAGA mentality is nothing new. It has existed since time immemorial.

Devastating news. Bonnie Tyler has passed away at 75. That powerhouse voice gave us some of the most iconic, timeless anthems of all time like "Total Eclipse of the Heart" and "Holding Out for a Hero." Rest in peace to a true music legend. 💔🕊️ www.independent.co.uk/bulletin/cul...

Not-That-Important Employee Snatches Best Donut In Box https://theonion.com/not-that-important-employee-snatches-best-donut-in-box-1819575292/

Sad to hear of the death of singer Bonnie Tyler today. Who was the first Welsh act to have a US No.1 single? Not Tom Jones or Shirley Bassey. The honour fell to Bonnie Tyler in 1983 when her power ballad Total Eclipse of the Heart pushed Billy Joel’s Tell Her About It from the top spot. #BonnieTyler

This is disturbing AF! As a Black man, a father, a husband, and an ally, I’m telling you this: Daniel Moraff and Leanne Fan should never be trusted again. The next time they roll out a candidate, run the other way.

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

I'm glad that Graham Platner is out. But it is so disturbing to contemplate that the man who was *twice* elected president makes Platner look like an amateur when it comes to serial sexual assaults.

BREAKING: Maine Democratic U.S. Senate nominee Graham Platner announced he is suspending campaign operations, while denying recent allegations against him as "false" and arguing political pressure—not the allegations themselves—made it impossible for his campaign to continue.

Here's some of my favorite fuck ass Gobots coloring book drawings

In 2025, Republicans quietly moved to sell off up to 250 million acres of your public land, an area the size of Texas, California, and New York combined, to help pay for tax cuts. 75% of Americans opposed it, including 65% of Republicans. We beat it back this time. Stay loud. #PublicLands

In Kansas City, immigration officials are now conducting document checks on individuals walking down the street.

I’m 100% for Platner & Swallwell disappearing from our politics forever. And it’s just fucking crazy making that Donald Trump is just sitting right fucking there, slumped on his throne in the Oval Office.

On The Road Again 📷 Transformers Missing Link Ultra Magnus

Prove it didn’t happen Republicans!

Twin Peaks: Leland Palmer.

Their goal is to create so much chaos and so many crises that it starts to feel like nothing you do makes a difference. Don’t believe it. Every action matters. Keep showing up and remember the resistance will prevail!

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚🚨 Donald Trump’s deranged ICE thugs have committed yet another extrajudicial murder. Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, a father from Mexico was brutally shot & murdered on Tuesday by #ICE & DHS is lying & using the same story to justify his murder as they did Renee Nicole Good's #ICELawlessness 🧵

This is another desperate attempt by Trump to make it harder for Oregonians to vote this November because he hasn’t been successful in overturning vote by mail. I will fight this with everything I’ve got.

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

Scoop: NIH is on a mission to enlist one million Americans to share their genetic data to help with health research through a precision medicine program called “All of Us.” What participants don’t know is that at one research site, Palantir stores the data. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

RFK Junior denies that Elaine Chao offered him a new Tesla to dump Mitch in Central Park.

Evergreen post: He could be impeached tonight and convicted at trial in a few weeks and removed from office immediately thereafter if about 20 people in DC decided to put country over party for the first time in their miserable, self-dealing lives

The fact that Platner has yet to announce the cessation of his campaign solidifies to me that he has a problem grasping the word, NO. www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

I just ran into Mitch McConnell in a hipster coffee shop and he told me all about the many enjoyable 20 minute conversations he’s had today.

Hey so, if you use Waymo driverless car services, you are aiding and abetting fascism. Waymo helps ICE agents locate people to terrorize and abduct. The company willingly shares all facial recognition, license plate and GPS data with ICE and other law enforcement agencies—no subpoena required.

Humans will soon replace AI

So the person vouching that Mitch is alive and lucid is the well-known truth teller Scott Jennings who also wants his seat.

Cops like this pos shouldn't have a job!

Vintage clip (1990/91) of Ian Buchanan hosting An Evening at the Improv. What if Dick Tremayne had killed Laura Palmer?

Let's get one thing clear: the National Guard is not here to help anyone. They are here to terrorize and intimidate our communities, all while wasting $1.65 million in taxpayer dollars per day.

Remember when egg prices were breaking everyone’s backs? Turns out the prices were fixed. This punishment isn’t fitting the crime. The difference between $1.2 billion in profits and a $3.3 million fine for lying to consumers is insane. The math isn’t mathing.

“Self-Portrait on the Borderline Between Mexico and the United States”, is a 1932 surrealist oil painting by Frida Kahlo.

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Not wrong, possibly understated www.nme.com/news/music/t...

Belgium’s team celebrated their victory over the US by mocking Trump’s signature double jerk off dance move.

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Belgium’s overwhelming defeat makes it hard for Trump to lie the match was rigged. A lesson for us midterm voters.

fired from the Smucker’s factory for saying “let’s kick out the jams” too much

So I guess the cherished dream of a Senate candidate, who, sure, had a Nazi tattoo, and, yes, left racist and homophobic posts on Reddit, and, okay, sexted every woman in the Maine phone directory while married, but maybe, just maybe, perhaps, fingers-crossed, wasn’t a full-on rapist, has died.

let this be a lesson to deal with your feelings of gender anxiety and masculine inadequacy with a hobby or therapy or something and not a high stakes senate election

Important information on West Coast Elf Rallies

“Can I put my finger in it or am I going to get arrested?”

For most of us, seeing the Klan 2.0, a.k.a. Patriot Front, march through Washington, D.C., unchallenged by authorities overshadowed any celebration of America’s 250th anniversary. My ancestors lived through this. And no one today can say with a straight face that racism is behind us.

How old were you when you first learned that JFK didn't kill himself? Tune in this Thursday for more undeniable truth.