does the eagle know its role in Prometheus's punishment or is it just showing up every day like "holy shit, free liver AGAIN??"

We know you have a lot on your plate, so this is coming from a place of support... Use 'Scot-free' instead of 'Scotch-free.' Use ‘shoo-in’ instead of ‘shoe-in.’ Use ‘piqued my interest’ instead of ‘peaked my interest.’ Use ‘case in point’ instead of ‘case and point.’

Donald Trump decided the day Jay Clayton lost his MISDEMEANOR case against Brad Lander was a good day to claim Clayton is a brilliant lawyer who should be Director of National Intelligence. 😜

The verdict is in!

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At a moment when politicians in Washington are targeting trans people, rolling back rights, and trying to divide us, Pride this year is a reminder that we must always stand together and fight for one another. Happy Pride, New York City.

Once again, for the hard of learning dynamic scions of industry: We know very little about the world that we are trashing. We have probably wiped out species that we could have used to cure all of the major diseases. But we killed them all. Could be time to re-think how we do stuff, eh.

SPEECHLESS. LFGK

(first person to drink espresso) WOW THATS TERRIBLE BUT I AM INVINCIBLE NOW

Putting the “system” in criminal justice system

Wake up y’all new structure ambiguity exercise just dropped. #linguistics

Just once, I would like one of these congresspeople to say “If you’re not willing to acknowledge reality about this, then I have no reason to trust you about anything else. I will vote no. I yield the rest of my time.”

Elon is an existential threat to democracy around the world. He is set to become a trillionaire this week and can use that money to prop up far right fascist movements across the world. Governments need to treat him as the threat that he is. Sanction and divest him of his property.

whenever i get into historical details about the reconstruction era, i always come away with the same feeling: they should’ve hung every last confederate. now we live with the actual, spiritual, and ideological descendants of evil who men who were welcomed back instead, and its poisoned this country

Friend sent this music deep cut over. Too funny not to share! 😂

Idk if I qualify as a New Yorker anymore, but my mother is from the Bronx and my grandfather walked a beat there for 20 years, and the whole damn point of the city is that it’s is for everyone* if you can make it there. *except tourists who have a 9/11 fetish, they can get fucked

Your city doesn't owe you a speedy commute, it owes you a safe commute. Every speedy commute your city built for people in cars is a deadly commute for people outside of them. #WindshieldBias

There are no “guy games.” There are no “girl games.” Grow crops. Slay gods. Decorate the house. Survive the nightmare. Spend two hours picking the perfect outfit. Then go fight a dragon in it. Video games don’t have genders. The controller doesn’t care who’s holding it.

We don't worry about it. Don't #NotAllMen or #NotAllWhites stuff. It serves no purpose. The work isn't pushing back against feminists who say "men" it's pushing back on the other men, the ones you don't want to be associated with. They're the problem.

Total chaos in Midtown rn. Streets shut down as far down as 28th and Park (seen here); barriers up; heavily armed officers; I swear I saw two cops run by carrying large canvas bags marked “U.S. Federal Reserve” (slush fund money??); people jeering loudly, etc.

An immigrant doesn’t stand between you and a good job. A billionaire does.

This is proving to be an especially pointless and annoying morning.

Good morning team. Stay strong!

We relied on work to provide our only social interactions. That’s bad. We need to invest in communities. Safe streets to walk on. Destinations in walking distance where you can just run into folks. Benches to sit and chat. Parks. Shops. Birding clubs and knitting groups and PTAs.

Spider-Noir gets it.

Hey look: it's scumbags acting scumbagily. gizmodo.com/metas-facial...

I was thinking about why they're so bad at easy, obvious chances to get everybody feeling good like the 250th and the world cup and the answer is that they fundamentally don't WANT more than half the country to feel good and indeed don't recognize a majority of us as validly part of the country

Dear white dudes: "Women didn't used to complain" is not quite the defense you think it is. Fix yourselves.

The sad news about Anthony Head prompted me to go watch his famous late 80s commercials with Sharon Maughan. Terribly sophisticated and attractive people will-they-won’t-they-ing while unaccountably drinking granulated Nescafé Gold Blend. Had the country following along avidly for like 18 months.

Just so we’re clear, Trump decided to give himself and his family tax-cheat immunity. Congress didn’t do it. The courts didn’t do it. Trump is stealing tens of millions of dollars from taxpayers because the Republicans in charge of our government refuse to stop him. it’s outright theft.

It's an auspicious day: just saw my first World Cup tourists. In a Duane Reade, looking confused.

“The ornaments are almost cartoonishly large, dwarfing the arch’s piers, and painfully literal.”  “Taken as a whole, it is, in effect, classical architecture translated into the idiom of contemporary political messaging.” www.archpaper.com/2026/06/how-...

Woke up convinced today was Saturday. Damn it.

I gasped. www.lego.com/en-nl/produc...

Introducing the tanuki ball sack bag you never knew you needed until today ("his balls get bigger as you shop"). You're welcome.

Amazon sets the routes, the quotas, the uniforms, the cameras — and then tells workers they don't actually work for Amazon. Every delivery worker in this city should be able to afford to live here and have their rights respected. Workers deserve better.

I was at a shitty crustpunk bar once getting an after-work beer. One of those shitholes where the bartenders clearly hate you. So the bartender and I were ignoring one another when someone sits next to me and he immediately says, "no. get out."

If the people at the bar across the street are going to cheer wildly for every two-point basket, it’s going to be a long long night.

ICE is not about immigration. ICE is about normalizing a paramilitary force on peaceful streets. Abolish ICE.

So the Cubs ruptured the timeline in 2016. A Knicks title would heal it. I have a degree in astrophysics, I know what I’m talking about. 🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

This is what catchers look like when they’re running to first

Anthropic and OpenAI are dangerous and unsustainable companies that shouldn’t be taken public. The AI bubble is a con and retail investors are the marks. AI doesn’t have ROI, it’s nothing like AWS or Uber, and it’s got no post-bubble recovery story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbKD...

So the Supreme Court now says that if you don’t allow discrimination against non-white voters, you’re discriminating against white voters. A perfect distillation of MAGA grievance psychosis: “it’s racist to say we’re racist.”

roberts and alito have concocted a jurisprudence in which constitutional amendments explicitly ratified to secure the right of black americans to vote now restrain congress from securing the right of black americans to vote.

“You turned down my dinner invite”. Bitch no one should ever have to have dinner with their new boss. *that* is some hostile bullshit

Sen. Murphy: "On 96 occasions, DHS was caught violating the law, was ordered to obey the law, and 96 times ignored the judge in one state. That is stunning, and it should be unacceptable to anyone on this committee who claims to care about the rule of law."

Welp there’s no unseeing this