Since I’ve played a larger role in my company’s founding and success than Musk has at Tesla, I guess I deserve two trillion.

ICE got dommed by a sub.

SLAUGHTER: Wrong-Way Van Driver Kills Woman in West Village Crosswalk - nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/11/06/w... Good thing e-bikes can’t go 16mph I guess

Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/french... #smbc

News Inn Photo:

I successfully nerd-sniped myself into making a precinct-level dot-density map of the NYC mayoral election. kieranhealy.org/blog/archive...

Reposting this to get it before more eyes.

A “pedometer” was a counter tracking people entering Epstein real estate, right?

Posing the question should get you politely but firmly ejected from society by a large man dressed like an usher at the opera. He just appears with a tight smile and quietly suggests that it would be best if you don’t cause a scene.

Taking the ferry from Wall Street to Roosevelt Island. This is exceptionally civilized as a way of getting around the city.

GOOD MORNING

From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Prevalence of colour blindness around the world

😂

Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.

Mamdani: "My message to ICE agents & to everyone across this city is that everyone will be held to the same standard of the law. If you violate it, you must be held accountable. There is sadly a sense growing that certain people are allowed to violate that law, whether they be POTUS or ICE agents."

Imagine being under this much stress and your son still won’t let you crank one out

For the record, between 1850 and 2020, immigrants never been less than 18 percent of NYC's population and have been as much as 47 percent. It's currently around 39%; the only time it was below 25% in that period was in the 1960s, as a result of the 1920s restrictions.

oh no please dont make the young, good looking, energetic politician the face of the franchise

fuck 'em up, ella

Just incredible that New York could elect an immigrant as mayor, especially one from a national background and adhering to a religion viewed with suspicion by many of the country’s politicians, just totally out of character for a city that hist—I’m sorry I’m just getting a message in my earpiece

This person took this when they called the race

Maybe pundits should spend more time in densely packed, left leaning urban areas where the "real Americans" live

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

one thing that other candidates need to learn from mamdani is how to deliver the most cold blooded attacks on an opponent with a smile on your face

“To get to any of us, you will have to get through all of us” amen.

He has declared war on Trump and made people excited about being New Yorkers. I’m already proud to live here and my god, that was the best NYC pride, don’t fuck with us speech I’ve heard in my lifetime

contest every seat everywhere and make a case for every vote

Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'. Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy. [ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]

O. M. G.

So are all you pricks gonna leave the city like you said you would? No, you're not. Shut the fuck up and make a brunch reservation.

this is objectively hilarious

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

Obviously, the most important thing in the nyc mare’s race is that Mamdani wins. But it would be great if he got more than 50% so that it’s clear that the Sliwa/Cuomo shenanigans were not the reason.

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

Victims of sandwich ordnance should become known as Vietnom veterans.

If someone blocks you, directly or via blocklist, it is because they don't want to interact with you! You are not owed an audience, you are not owed the ability to interact with someone, and social affinity sorting and group boundary-setting is a fundamental human action.

Happy Election Day. Some people really meant it when they said they were gonna leave if Mamdani won.

Today is only the beginning. Our time has come, New York. Our time is now.

685,000 NYPD stops on the predicate of collecting guns. Only 2% produced weapons. 85% of stops involved Black & Latino men. 3 terms with Bloomberg. Now these same wealthy New Yorkers insist that young & working class voters defer to the alleged “superior” judgment of the millionaires & billionaires.

I like this thread 🧵 bsky.app/profile/larr...

Early this morning, our city still plunged into darkness, I set off to walk the Brooklyn Bridge. As the sun came up, we were joined by canvassers, labor leaders, elected officials, and working people — a movement to bring a new day to our city. Tomorrow, we win it together.

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

No. Being on Bluesky is not my job. I am here to joke with friends, see analysis from smart and intelligent experts and shitpost. I don’t come here to read Nazi garbage

If you don’t like blocklists don’t use them, but the idea that they represent a liability for the platform is absurd. Social media websites are nicer when you don’t constantly encounter people who annoy you!