New York Attorney General Letitia James is investigating the death of Nurul Amin Shah Alam, a Blind Rohingya refugee who died in the cold streets of Buffalo days after Border Patrol dumped him without coordinating with his family or lawyers.

move slow and repair things

"From every kind of man obedience I expect. I'm the emperor of Japan--" "And I his daughter-in-law elect!" He'll marry his son He's only got one To the daughter-in-law elect. Bow! Bow! To the daughter-in-law elect!" "Bow! Bow! To the daughter-in-law elect!"

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"Listen to me: Our profit from the post office is the post office. Our profit from a library is the library. Our profit from a school is the school."

Don't make jokes about black lights on the DHS jet. Don't make jokes about black lights on the DHS jet. Don't make jokes about black lights on the DHS jet. Don't make jokes about black lights on the DHS jet. Don't make jokes about black lights on the DHS jet. Don't make jokes about black lights on t

[Exit Murderer.]

There are two wars that each could be ended by one man. Vladimir Putin has to stop attacking Ukraine. Donald Trump has to stop attacking Iran and refuse to support Israel's attacks.

I feel like the dog doesn't need any help.

We’re suing Instant Recovery, a Bronx towing company that has been breaking the law and scamming New Yorkers with illegal junk fees, overcharges, and cash-only demands.   No more taking advantage of New Yorkers stranded on the side of the road.

you people will never make me care about Maine, a fictional setting stephen king invented to sell airport paperbacks that has become an in-joke for east coasters who don't want to say where they really went on vacation. i'd rather debate who will best represent Narnia's interests in the senate

The amount of pleasure I get from misspelling words so badly that spellcheck gives up is, I suspect disproportionate to mental well-being.

So, are the boots on the ground or on the table? Clarity, people, we need clarity.

We can’t clean up Washington without restoring integrity to the Supreme Court. That’s why I believe we should expand the Supreme Court to 13 justices. And then, institute term limits. Because an appointment to the Supreme Court shouldn’t mean a lifetime lack of accountability.

I am not abandoning people because weakass candidates say supporting them costs votes. Fuck that noise.

BREAKING: A federal judge on Tuesday ruled that New York’s congestion pricing toll is legal and may continue, handing a major victory to the state in its defense of the first-in-the-nation traffic reduction plan, which the Trump administration had tried for more than a year to kill.

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The humiliation of Paul Weiss, et al. is complete. Hopefully clients ask themselves if their lawyers are just going to cower and give in whenever opposing counsel acts all scary-like. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

this is also exactly how I feel about the doomer pessimist set. endless predictions of eternal doom and ruin are only understandable when uttered by 14 year olds who are mad mom won’t drive them to the mall.

the same bros that think the US could successfully prosecute a land war in Iran think they could win a point off of Serena Williams at tennis

Americans in the Middle East: My office is here to help. You can reach us at (202) 225-6416 or Hoyle.house.gov.

You are really not angry enough.

*pounds the table* POR-TENT! POR-TENT!

1933: The landmark monster movie King Kong had its world premiere; in addition to pioneering special effects by Willis O'Brien, it was the first significant feature film to star an animated character.

Fuck him. open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

Ladies don't settle for a Kum and Go, find yourself a Pump N Munch

But all is not lost. 2027-2030 we will likely get one last window to rebuild US democracy. We cannot fail again. We must understand the task, which is to destroy the power of the Republican party. The opposite of bipartisanship.

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Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

18 Photographs to Rekindle Your Love of Massive NYC Snowstorms

The Apotheosis of War - Vasily Vereshchagin, 1871

"This is What You Were Born For" from The Disasters of War — Goya

When it’s foggy, as it is now, the lights of Jersey City disappear and it’s like the world ends 100 yards from our windows.

Does anyone doubt that this was sold to DJT as payback for the humiliations of 1979, which are as fresh to him as the current day is distant?

Back to Masters of War You fasten all the triggers For the others to fire Then you sit back and watch When the death count gets higher You hide in your mansion While the young people's blood Flows out of their bodies And is buried in the mud - B.Dylan

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

I've always seen half of Australia as a dog's head but only today did I realise WHICH dog and what the other half resembled. You might say it was a "Woah" moment #australiaisanelaboratehoax #tintin

Trading McDonald's with Trump for a great Italian with Tucci may be the greatest trade in sports history since Babe Ruth.

So, we're being told that the problem with pdfs is that they don't play nice with AI? That's actually awesome news. If someone creates a document format that is impervious to AI scans, it would be *huge* for privacy and teaching (ensuring that students must read it). SIGN ME UP.

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

Learning a second language can be hard. Signing up for Pre-K and 3-K is easy. Go to myschools.nyc to apply today. Deadline is tomorrow at midnight!

"In the criminal justice system, snowball-based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowball Unit. These are their stories. (dun dun!)" -- Episkopos Cain

i am not willing to compromise on basic human rights to win over mythical shithead voters it is my job to go out in the world and virtue signal my full throated support of marginalized people under attack. you try to come for trans people, you gotta come through me, motherfucker

I could defeat all of them in combat right now

BROOKLYN ICE IN CLINTON HILL NYPD ASSISTING LET PEOPLE KNOW

yes Josh they had to redact thousands of files for that reason

you don't understand. that cop's former partner was one day away from retirement when he got hit by a snowball. he held his partner as he lay on the ground with a runny nose and waited with him for an ambulance. he never caught the sons of bitches who threw it