INCIDENTALLY ALSO HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF HENRY KISSINGER EATING SHIT AND DYING LIKE A BITCH DAY BAYBEY

I wonder if medieval knights were like "lmao bonk" as they were smashing people's heads in with war hammers Assuming yes

Found a new hunter killer spambot activation phrase

malazan shitposting is ALWAYS acceptable

someone got surprised mid-nap by a grandpa visit

let's fucking gooooo 😎

found your mom's room

whoever said "what if we invented rage comics that were, somehow, even MORE fash-coded" should've been shot dead on the spot

wojaks are the worst thing to happen to memes and i will die on this hill

the secret ingredient is the stuffing

i think of all the video games i've ever played, sektori might be the *most* video game

it's cool how every game mode in sektori is good enough to just like, be the main one

(guy who refers to his audience as dudes/bros/guys at all times) yeah idk guys, women just dont like my content for some reason

I love the gap between the official online groyper run info organs posting genAI pics of him as “warhammer fascist battle pope” while the actual guy looks like “ET sick in a creek”

nö the fúck wẽ don't

who up reëntering

if there's one thing those bitches love, it's... okay it's genocide denial. but right behind that is uh [checks notes] throwing trannies under the first bus they see but if there's a third thing? it's almost certainly the word "czar"

well, because of that and the pedophilia

every time i hear fireworks outside i rush to the computer to see if it happened its usually sports. but, one day,

This despite it being aggressively shoehorned into every productivity application available - maybe investors are stupid???????

Absolum and Sektori are both games for depraved freaks just in different ways, and somehow I fit directly into a venn diagram of the two

It's absolutely allowed for a huge amount of capital to be evaporated by the whims of people chasing profit above all else and caused every economic bubble/bust in living memory but on the flipside a bunch of ghouls made some money

Unfortunately, in US journalism it is considered neutral to spread a lie, but it is considered "biased" to call out a lie. So, there is a structural asymmetry that rewards colorful lies with virality.

in case anyone else needs this:

update: well FUCK ME 🤦🏻‍♀️

if there's one thing those bitches love, it's... okay it's genocide denial. but right behind that is uh [checks notes] throwing trannies under the first bus they see but if there's a third thing? it's almost certainly the word "czar"

Mom and Pop Czar is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, it’s going to hit the centrist lib set like crack cocaine

that's why they lined the inside of their skulls with lead for protection

We're never getting through this fascism thing until cishet people develop even just a FRACTION of the courage possessed by ANY openly out tranny or faggot.

If you said you were drunk but thankfully you barely drove home without passing out it would be universally agreed you should go to jail. It’s maddening how apparently if you own a Tesla, though, you’re allowed to brag about getting behind the wheel while impaired to the point of unconsciousness.

aww, really sad to hear this :[

anyone whose opinion on venezuela is anything other than 'this is wrong and another historic crime on the level of iraq and afghanistan' should never be listened to or allowed to pretend to be 'progressive' or 'on the left' ever again. fuck this shit. death to amerikkka.

From years ago and another service.

bluesky's weird-ass post hiding is actively making my experience on the site worse. i always have to show in replies because the autohidden ones are always *without fail* things i actively want to see, but it also shows messages from accounts i've muted in the same place!

we need a setting that puts the replies with swear words on top of my reply stack

love that we’re decidedly “post-MeToo.” phew! all that accountability was bumming me out

when a comediän jaçks-œff in front of women nònconsensűally

oh i'm gonna be so mad at myself if that's what my problem was all along

call your dick the mercy of the courts the way i'm throwing myself on it

can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"

someone got surprised mid-nap by a grandpa visit

drinking the tooth gel to grow more teeth, teeth on the inside

oh fuck that's so cool do hairlines next plz

this would like change my life and FUCK DENTISTS TOOTH COPS ACAB GIMME SOME CHEAP AS HELL TOOTH REGEN GEL

When the emperor is advised against unvirtuous actions:

It basically sucks to be in a situation where you're screaming "It can't be! We killed you!" at a shambling figure that's encroaching inexorably