Jack Nicholson proves age hasnt dulled his sense of humor by throwing a stun grenade into a crowd of his fans (Source: tinyurl.com/5bkf7bhh)

it wasn't a decoy, it was an adamantium helicopter

I hope this smug fucker gets hit by a car

There's a scene in "To Live and Die in LA" where the CSI guy chases the NCIS guy.

I can see it

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

in case anyone ever needed confirmation that it's not about building a democratic Iran, it's about collapsing Iran and turning it into a land of rubble that can be bombed every six months

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - And when you fall we will come to raise you up, bud from you, banner-like, blossom from you and carry you apart in a sky funeral. In honour of your passing. (But not me, because I am just a leaf eater.)

The first good Marvel movie was a movie named Blade.

When you're watching a movie and you realize the scene you're watching is recreated as a multiplayer map in the Half-life 1 mod The Specialists you know you're watching a good movie. you're watching cinema.

Soft ware creates hard times, hard times create Hardware, hard wares creates softwares.

me watching the book of boba Fett episode 2: wow this show is so much better than I remember, I think people are too harsh on it me watching bobf episode 3: lmao here's the show I remember

If Lynwood can say no to flock I know you can @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social

HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume? ME: I was going through an alchemical process. HIRING MANAGER: Which one? ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me. OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?

have you considered Plurk?

Never a big Narnia guy but this 6 seconds typifies everything I love about British television.

Utterly in love with the fact that this memegrab thoughtfully left in my name and twitter handle but replaced my profile picture (which was a picture of my face) with a melancholy image of tree branches

You know what it is

The context store called. They want their hat shirt and sign back,

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

Ken Jennings: For $10,000 and the lead; In a common internet prank, the victim is presented with this strange 5-letter word. Upon inquiring about it, the word is turned into a taunt inviting them to taste the prankster’s testes. Contestant: What is Ligma? ken Jennings: 😈😈😈

"thin places" are locations where the veil between the physical and spiritual worlds is said to be particularly thin.

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head." ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

Reporter: Do aliens exist? Obama: *chuckles* Technically no, a time ghoul is from Earth. Just not today’s Earth

recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022

I just got a Batman tomagotchi from the 90s. So far all he does is pace around nervously, do pushups, and think about Batman.

it's been 20 years since the prequels, George should release a special edition where he adds new special effects and fiddles with weird details

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

these aren't your father's democrats: they are a roving colony of waymos that have become self aware and are driving in a massive continuous circle around the american heartland on a journey they call "the final ride", an apocalyptic staging ground from their religion

Goodness gracious great balls of water

"Unnnh." -- Anders, drug runner

I don't think I've ever shown the movie Hackers to anybody and had them come away not loving it. I can't think of any other movie like that.

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ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark. Forever.

mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth

Europeans act all superior like they weren’t the ones going fucking wild for Crazy Frog back in the day

watching the super bowl again to look for easter eggs

“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it

They got the big game on at the bar

If I were a pro baseball player I would troll the super bowl by knocking baseballs into the stadium constantly. And all my pro baseball player friends would do it too. Long have we let the sports grow indolent, each decadent in their own arena. The strength for the future is found in competition

they cut off his limbs and replaced his skin with ballistic gel. this was a mercy killing.

Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

lower decks (gallant) makes the star trek setting feel lived-in by portraying the vast infrastructural underbelly of starfleet; starfleet academy (goofus) makes it seem like a cardboard world by having five unimpressive cadets be the center of all galactic intrigue

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