Thanelen Velas is a Dark Elf smith and Tough for the Camonna Tong who can be found at the Council Club in Balmora. He is part of two quests, both of which involve killing him.

What if I watched all of Jeffery Combs's movies

Who is The Stranger for now? Probably Microsoft. Yes, Microsoft, who bought those ads all over the website and two full pages in the May print issue so we think more about their local scholarship donations than how they helped blow up every college in Palestine and thousands of their graduates.

Kentucky Route Zero

when bisexuality comes to America it will be made of bones and wrapped in a flag

July - watercolour and Photoshop Some old work from when I was watching a lot of X-Files. Read into it what you will! Prints on Inprnt if you're interested

@jesawyer.bsky.social for a second I thought I was about to be served a follow up video where you get tackled.

look he made his funny little truck

This man has four goals at the FIFA World Cup

the giant Snoke hologram in TFA is very silly when you learn in the comics that Kylo and Snoke have met in person many times. its such an unserious thing for him to be doing.

Okay

last night I talked to someone who was an arborist and they said they didn’t like trees all that much and were more into prairies. And I started thinking “people really are complicated” right as the person next to me launched into a cartman impression

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

It is with heavy heart that I report the untimely death of my bottle of Citadel Colour Bronzed Flesh paint. His lid cracked while in storage and his paint dried out. He was 29 years old. He is survived by his siblings: Sunburst Yellow, Firey Orange, Enchanted Blue, Tin Bitz and Armor Wash's lid.

when you work in the meat department and the boss won't let you put up a pride flag so you have to get creative

me and the baddie I pulled by being goofy

SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (Spielberg, 1998)

Motherfuckers

Yuri Boksyor’s 1990 movie poster for Star Wars’ first run in Russia.

Nexus Mods > 007 First Light > Skins and Costumes > Austin Powers Total Conversion Mod

I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Just go to settings > features > worms, then change the "worms pouring out of my phone" toggle from "yes" to "maybe later"

get a load of this fucking camper I saw yesterday

Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store

"Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'" (1996.04.12) S03|E20|3X20 Director: Rob Bowman Writer: Darin Morgan Director of Photography: John S. Bartley Art Director: Graeme Murray #XFiles #TheXFiles

[Morrowind at Night #9 | Angles I | 23.05.2026] Next time i will use a ruler ksjadask. #sketchbook #tes

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

Garfield and body horror were always equivalent. Garfield is an intrusion of the biological upon the civilized suburban american life. Garfield is not a philosopher like Snoopy, he's not a dadaist force like Heathcliff. Garfield eats, sleeps, picks fights. If he was allowed, he would shit and fuck.

I detail cars for a living so I have access to all the calories I need for lunch every day which is how I was able to afford a half million dollar starter home. This is the kind of out of the box thinking Gen Z isn’t capable of.

[Morrowind at Night #3 | Still on my way to Balmora, more mushrooms | 15.05.2026] I really like how those giant mushrooms look from below. #sketchbook #tes

another quiet night in gotham. they fixed the bank. theres no way its going to happen again

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

it says a lot about our society that we build emergency exits and not emergency entrances.

Scrolled past this too fast and thought it was Neelix

Mark Wahlberg should play James Bond.

my large adult dog got too wound up the other day and made a slash across my arm with her giant paw and then a few days ago she did the same thing in the other direction so now I’m going to have a huge X scar on my arm. it looks cool as hell and i’m trying to hype her up into doing it to my face

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

Just heard someone say that the new Mortal Kombat movie was written by the person who wrote Moonlight and I was like ok now this is interesting but then I looked it up and it was Moon Knight