Cars should be designed so you can never exceed the local speed limit unless you're under 18 and unlicensed because then it's obviously an emergency

Pixar's Guns

(barely audible from inside the cube) hey!! I'm inside the cube!!

A video game is where you control an American person with a gun

As of today, the only person in this Daily Penn visual that hasn't been fined millions of dollars or convicted of a felony is Luigi Mangione, believe it or not

He looks like a garbage pail kid

Inner Sea Coast in Seyda Neen (The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, Bethesda Game Studios, 2002)

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

i will put so much good in the world that if you give me an early death someone will pick up my torch and outrun you

siri throw up

There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain

Glup Shitto isn't a specific person, it's a spiritual category like being a hater or a Jedi.

just saw your man doing his besotted gyrations at the club

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

『落下の王国』4K版美しかったです✨

I love this incomprehensible mcdonalds sign. I feel like an entity from the void is trying to communicate.

A fanart tribute to the fantastic game that is Disco Elysium ✨

my most butlerian jihad coded belief is that we should probably make it illegal – and more importantly, we should work toward a cultural consensus that it is immoral – to design a computer program whose interface uses the first person

When I was watching XPlay, this Mountain Dew ad came on where this guy forcefemmes transgenderizes his homie.

KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out. www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...

it's him! finally a return to #zakdornursday

Rostlogi — "a Nord woman of no importance" — is a commoner living in Gnaar Mok. She can be found in her shack along with her 6 Barrels, 1 Basket, 1 Crate, and 7 Sacks.

Signed an NDA but I don’t give a fuck anymore. I’ve been playing a secret test copy of Bloodborne II. It’s the worst game I’ve ever played in my life.

Sarah jessica parker is an anagram of Sarah jerassic parke

one thing i do remember is that the republican party, before it went MAGA, was too weak to keep MAGA from taking it over. remember trump steamrolling all of those guys and now he tells them what to do and the worst elements of his base are in charge. democrats seem that weak now too. no control

I think the only thing David Lynch loved more than beautiful women was cigarettes

trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good

The wealth disparity in Flavortown is so visceral that it demands to be witnessed. Luxury Guyscrapers right up against flavelas

Extremely cool stuff is happening on Disney+

the ancient greeks signified Tragedy with an iconic mask

Nintendo says MARIO and PRINCESS PEACH are NOT two facets of the same divine soul separated by their fall into matter

smug asshole

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

“Hey Andrew let’s make a video about your ‘good luck truck’ and spend the majority of the time talking about how it’s definitely NOT OJ Simpson’s Bronco”

I hope they have an Abu Ghraib shaped room waiting for him in hell.

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

You couldn't make Home Alone today because the robbers could just look up how to defeat an eight-year-old on their cell phones

Unhappy guy?

If I ever see that elf, he's in so much trouble.

When you're playing Battlefield 6 and have a 105° fever.

"your pet skeletons are digging up the yard again" that's how they get into and out of their graves you dumb son of a bitch

being the captain of a vessel and ordering a broadside must feel amazing.

One of the parents at my son's preschool wore these inside the classroom once and I never spoke to him again.